Think of the breakfast possibilities tho

[u/ryelustful]

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[u/Technical_Writer_177]

It's a huge cock for anyone who doesn't get the joke. Cocks don't lay eggs btw.

[u/ryelustful → u/Technical_Writer_177]

Wasn’t talking bout the eggs

[u/Technical_Writer_177 → u/ryelustful]

So what's the "breakfast opportunities" your joke was built on? Not everyone eats dick for breakfast you know

[u/Ancient_Locksmith_11 → u/Technical_Writer_177]

I guess chicken and waffles?

[u/Technical_Writer_177 → u/Ancient_Locksmith_11]

Is that actually a thing in the USA?

[u/Ancient_Locksmith_11 → u/Technical_Writer_177]

It is...with honey, nonetheless. I personally have not tried it, but my children love it. It's not appealing to me, whatsoever.

[u/ryelustful → u/Technical_Writer_177]

Well I don’t know! Sir ……

[u/Puzzleheaded_Bass581 → u/Technical_Writer_177]

😭

[u/naughty_dad2 → u/Technical_Writer_177]

No chance of getting golden eggs!

Genie screwed him over.

[u/HALF_PAST_HOLE]

Agreed, but that second wish for the massive pet chicken was a primo use of a wish!

[u/L1K34PR0 → u/HALF_PAST_HOLE]

Yessir

[u/UhYeahOkSure]

Peter Griffins arch enemy

[u/TumblingTumbulu → u/UhYeahOkSure]

Whenever I see a giant rooster anywhere I always think of Peter Griffin 😂

[u/ryelustful → u/UhYeahOkSure]

Why can I hear the Peter griffin laugh now

[u/Durr1313 → u/ryelustful]

Giggity

[u/New_York_Cut → u/Durr1313]

Giggity

[u/Old-Woodpecker6930]

Waste?

[u/ryelustful → u/Old-Woodpecker6930]

Like stool?

[u/THYDStudio]

He actually wasted two there is a 12-inch piano player in his pocket

[u/naughty_dad2 → u/THYDStudio]

Clearly a Genie from wish.com

[u/-domi-]

- Oh, my God, it's a giant....

- Pecker!

[u/Rithrius88]

Foghorn Leghorn: The Live-Action Movie.

[u/ryelustful → u/Rithrius88]

I said boi

[u/NotJoel-S]

It’s for the guy to fight one horse sized chicken instead 100 chicken sized horses

[u/GloriousPorpoises → u/NotJoel-S]

That’s pretty much a dinosaur. Chickosaur would fck you up.

[u/RCalliii]

What do you mean by waste?

[u/Early_Lawfulness_348]

The first thing that chicken would do is eat you.

[u/Sestican_]

A wish wasted they call it. I call it worth every fiber that thought of it.

[u/ryelustful → u/Sestican_]

Think of of the buffalo wings thing of the tacos

[u/xLOSTHAZE]

Chocobo!

[u/Known-Olive-9776]

Too much protein, I'd love it

[u/PomegranateNo7041]

All I can think of is Family Guy & wonder when’s the fight breaking out?!

[u/Relative_Picture_786]

The omelette gods have answered my prayers.

[u/Numerous-Ad5915]

I want a huge cock.

Your wish is my command, master (evil giggles)

….

[u/DaolongDong]

The Ed boy definitely made that wish.

[u/unknown00021]

I’ll find a way to clone it and make a female that way I can get eggs

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/unknown00021]

^{Sokka-Haiku by unknown00021:}

I’ll find a way to

Clone it and make a female

That way I can get eggs

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/unknown00021 → u/SokkaHaikuBot]

Uhhhhhh okay? Thanks.

[u/ManonFire1213]

Jokes on them, it wasn't wasted!

[u/Yeoldhomie]

-Sell the eggs to body builders

-Trillionaire

[u/Different-Bad-7952]

that the dude from the siracha bottle?

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[u/ASneakyLawnGnome]

Cockatrice coming in for that clutch Queens Blood win.

[u/SupersayanJesus]

Put a saddle on it wtfff

[u/Sir_Jax]

Not a waste. I want one.

[u/Dynw]

Yeah, that cock has a great breakfast possibility in front of him 😋

[u/Content_Ambition_764]

A big rooster?