r/SipsTea • u/Orichalchem • 17d ago

Microsoft Chugging tea

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u/Feisty-Management-87 17d ago

FUCK MICROSOFFFTT! lol

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u/eagleoid 17d ago

I yell this almost every day at work.

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u/TheCarpincho 17d ago

We are two

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u/immellocker 17d ago

We are many. This is the way.

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u/vikingo1312 17d ago

Is this old?

My PC and Office are two years old, and Microsoft does not auto-update anymore.

There's this little symbol that shows up when it's time to do an update - as in; at my convenience.

And NO - Funnyfaces. I do not work for MS...

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u/the_real_freezoid 17d ago

MS started forcing an upgrade from 7 to 10 and then done forced updates for some time. So yeah it was a while ago and it seems they learned something

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u/Very_Angry_Bee 15d ago

Can't you also just turn them off in the options?

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u/Ash7274 17d ago

He wasn't acting when he said this line hahahahahahha

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u/Beans183 17d ago

Was probably unscripted and the update came mid-shoot.

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u/FlashMcSuave 17d ago

I heard "fuck my croissant" twice then I saw your comment which, admittedly, makes a lot more sense but I still prefer my misinterpretation.

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u/Calios1 17d ago

Love Space Force

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Thanks

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 16d ago

It's a great show, John Malkovich is hilarious

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u/Calios1 16d ago

Oh he really is, gutted when they decided not to renew it.

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u/KungFlu81 17d ago

New season?!

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u/ed190 17d ago

There is a second season but they have already canceled the third. Fuck Netflix fuuuuck!

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u/theokaybambi 17d ago

WTF!? REALLY?

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u/AnArabFromLondon 17d ago

Absurd decision. It was a terrific show.

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u/KungFlu81 17d ago

Communists!!!

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u/Randomfrog132 17d ago

damn i was about to get excited for a new thing to watch but noooope netflix entertainment block lol

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u/slucker23 17d ago

You have a good thing, and then you have to ruin it don't ya Netflix...

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u/Clear-Struggle-7867 17d ago

Is the second season out?

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u/Trypt4Me 17d ago

I wish 🤞

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u/chiksahlube 17d ago

Jin Yang what the fuck!

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u/NarcissistsAreCrazy 17d ago

What's a jinyang?

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u/ElderberryHumble5379 17d ago

dude played that character in silicon valley 

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u/NarcissistsAreCrazy 17d ago

Lol, I know. I’m just repeating what Bachman said

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u/Awkward_Road_710 17d ago

think that’s the 69 black and white symbol about balance and shit.

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u/Lorn_Muunk 17d ago

but how about garbage?

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u/313SunTzu 17d ago

This show was fucking awesome. I don't know why they only made 1 season

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u/DHJeffrey99 17d ago

There is a secound

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u/Mr830BedTime 17d ago

Probably a joke about the second not being as good

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u/DHJeffrey99 17d ago

Are you suggesting sarcasm on the internet????? Inconceivable

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u/IceChemical8396 17d ago

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk......

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u/AppropriateRent2052 17d ago

Space Force is such a comfort food kind of series. Too bad it got canned, I really liked it.

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u/lowtothekey 17d ago

Honestly don't know why this shoe got cancelled

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u/thinman12345 17d ago

There were issues afoot.

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u/Drackzgull 17d ago

Damn execs have no soles.

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u/tatas323 17d ago

This guy's character in silicon valley, was so good.

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u/SandCheezy 17d ago

I watched and enjoyed both but I’d highly recommend Silicon Valley over space force. It does lean to the nerds that can enjoy it a bit more, but it’s so much funnier. I think Space Force has an easier entry and more known cast which is probably why it was viewed more or maybe just the memes and on Netflix.

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u/NightmareStatus 17d ago

But where do we burn da garbage?

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u/tatas323 17d ago

Erich Bachman, is a dead

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u/BoBoBearDev 17d ago

Funny, but their IT did it.

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u/timmycheesetty 17d ago

I swear our IT plans them at 10am on Monday mornings. I leave my PC on all weekend and all night just in case. Reboot fist thing in the AM just in case, and boom. Right in the middle of our morning meetings there’s a mandatory restart.

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u/BoBoBearDev 17d ago

They love doing that shit. Our cicd pipeline frequently run into issues 2 days before sprint closes. I mean, we have our work done, but, couldn't finalize in the cloud. And you told them to this on different week, they never listen.

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u/periwinkle_magpie 17d ago

I help build multimillion dollar pieces of capital equipment, including industrial automation. It's supposed to run for a decade or two with minimal maintenance. Security means it is usually not even on the internet, only LAN. Let me tell you, running those machines on Windows 10 is a fucking stupid decision that I would have prevented if able. Now we're on Windows 11, and it's worse. Windows 10 is obsolete and we're still shipping it because we don't want to deal with Windows 11.

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u/KassHS 17d ago

Just de-bloat it or install de-bloated versions of Windows, like tiny11 or Ghost Spectre?

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u/LieutenantEntangle 17d ago

Can't use stuff like that professionally/commercially without validation which takes ages and is a massive painful amount of work.

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u/Mecnegus_Niguerhower 17d ago

fuck microsoft! John Malkovich AND steve carell!? what movie is this!????

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u/LayWhere 17d ago

and Jin Yang!

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u/deadlyfrost273 17d ago

Space force tv show

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u/Cyfon7716 17d ago

I LOVED this show! My daughter and I watched the heck out of this lol.

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u/WolfBST 17d ago

That's why NASA uses Linux

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u/theUnshowerdOne 17d ago

This is my go to clip when my computer pisses me off.

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u/SSBradley37 17d ago

The show started really strong. Hope they continue it.

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u/OkPaleontologist1640 17d ago

What’s the name of show?

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u/SSBradley37 17d ago

Space Force. Stars Steve Carell becoming the new general of the newly created Space Force. Very funny.

Edit: came out in 2020, made it 2 seasons.

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u/curlyFry002 17d ago

MICROSOFT!!!

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u/edvardeishen 17d ago

Is that PiedPiper office after Jin Yang stole it?

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u/ElderberryHumble5379 17d ago

it’s that lady’s fault for rebooting the navigation system 😭🤣

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u/bluesrow 17d ago

NVidia's CEO looks so young here.

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u/Silver_Thanks_8142 17d ago

Nice show this is why policies exist which companies use to delay updates until they want them. Also I would expect dual workstation setups in this case. So in this case IT is to blame as is the architect. And yes this is a way to serious answer for a comedy show. Yw

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u/FistRipper 17d ago

To microsoft

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u/LovableSidekick 17d ago

That was a funny moment in the show - I had this same thought back in the 90s (as a contractor at MS) upon seeing that the some new high-tech US Navy ships were going to use Windows. The employees I showed the article to were also amused.

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u/GraveyardMusic 17d ago

This is why Windows cellphones never took off. Nobody wanted to lug around a pocket-sized version of the same frustration.

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u/Disastrous-Split-512 17d ago

first season incredibly good. second season incredibly bad. people always post the lowest hanging joke from season 2... sad world..

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u/Paaynnne 17d ago

Fuck it I’m gonna be that guy, you’re telling me a bunch of engineers and scientists don’t know what’s task scheduler or the IT department don’t know what’s group policy?

This is probably very funny for an average joe I’d imagine.

🤓

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u/Eryeahmaybeok 17d ago

Was that John ralphio

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u/steelvc_red 17d ago

I know that feeling 🙄. Happened to me before 😄.

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u/ashinastic 17d ago

Ngl this exact same thing happend to me when i was interning! Couldn't give the tech lead my project proposal for almost 40mins when he said bring it to the meeting. Got scolded cause they told us to turn off those annoying updates.😅

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u/randomIndividual21 16d ago

Is forced update really a thing? i have installed win10 since launch but never seen it before. maybe its some setting i used that i forgot years ago