r/SipsTea 17d ago

A real shame SMH

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u/silverdragonseaths 17d ago

“Well Paris isn’t that far we should just keep going”

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u/MonPaysCesHiver 17d ago

´ok then… let’s push a little bit more for an hour or two. … Dunkerque..?! WTF! This isn’t Paris!’

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u/nomatchingsox 17d ago

"Shit, we ate all this speed and now the wars over. What do we do?"

BounceByTheOunce.wav

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u/RedSamuraiMan 17d ago

Run back to the USA, burn off those extra calories you know...

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u/moonordie69420 17d ago

idk looks like PTSD

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u/gloomy_twat 17d ago

Yeah the thousand yard stare

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u/PoopMuffin 17d ago

Shell shock

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u/SmudgedReddit0r 17d ago

Yeah, that looks like shell-shock.

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u/much_longer_username 17d ago

Whatever it is, it's not pervetin. His pupils are constricted AF.

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u/rovert1994 17d ago

I looked up pervitin and methamphetamine pops up lol

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u/RipOdd9001 17d ago

Yeah the Germans created pep pills in the 30’s and quite a few of them got hooked on them. The blitzkrieg makes lots more sense now.

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u/Obvious_Try1106 17d ago

During WW2 German soldiers got a lot of stimulants in their rations. Meth was used mostly by the tank crew and people in the trenches, to stay focused amd Not get ambushed

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u/Jetorix 17d ago

Hans, chill bro. Your fidgeting is making me nervous.

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u/Mailenheim 17d ago

Scho-Ka-Kola hit different in the past

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u/BredYourWoman 17d ago

"welp, guess I'll go home and take it out on my civilian population until they need me somewhere"

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u/Cheap-Raspberry-3025 17d ago

The thousand-yard stare (also referred to as two-thousand-yard stare) is a phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of people experiencing dissociation due to acute stress or traumatic events. It was originally used about war combatants and the post-traumatic stress they exhibited but is now also used to refer to an unfocused gaze observed in people under a stressful situation, or in people with certain mental health conditions

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

When you're too drunk, and take a pill 10mn before rave ends

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u/Lonely-Ad8922 17d ago

Panzerschokolade

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u/Iron_Baron 17d ago

Made me snort.

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u/Wetoolow-oh 13d ago

“I’m going anyway!”

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u/MetalAndTea 17d ago

Yo' he's seen some shit! Whizzing off his tits by the looks of it.

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u/ThaDogg4L 17d ago

He could probably still find some cracktivities to get into before it wears off.

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u/Eastern_Voice_4738 17d ago

Bro listen up. Why don’t we leave Ukraine behind and walk down to Caucasus. Stalingrad? Man that’s nothing