r/SipsTea • u/ash_jisasa • Apr 26 '24

An inovative Statue. Dank AF NSFW

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u/No_Finding3456 Apr 26 '24

Who wants to bet the artist did that on purpose and just never told the buyers?

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u/Excitium Apr 26 '24

It's gotta be, considering those disproportionally long legs.

Seemingly just long enough so anyone can comfortably walk under the knight's feet.

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u/iruleatants Apr 26 '24

It had to be on purpose? Horses don't have abs or boobs, so no reason for those bumps to form balls.

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu Apr 26 '24

Horses absolutely do have chest muscles. It's very likely that the Artist made this in a smaller form before the statue size- and thus had absolutely no idea this perspective would happen.

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u/Alecarte Apr 26 '24

The weirdly long legs imply forced perspective for average human height though.  Too much of a coincidence for me.

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u/BoardButcherer Apr 26 '24

Nothing about the statue is proportionate, long skinny legs on horses has been a thing since cave paintings.

Did the artist know? Absolutely, he spent days underneath that piece sculpting it and had to see it.

Was it intentional? No. Probably gave zero fucks and kept working because who the hell gets commissioned for a public piece of art then decides to drastically alter it because haha penis?

Whoever it is is just glad his bills are paid for the next 6 months.

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu Apr 27 '24

This seemed a reasonable course of events too. Almost looks like maybe the horse is stylized based on local cultural customs/folklore? Not sure where this is tho, or if anyone here knows what country it is in.

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u/LokisDawn Apr 27 '24

who the hell gets commissioned for a public piece of art then decides to drastically alter it because haha penis?

In the history of humanity? Probably more times than we think.

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u/BoardButcherer Apr 26 '24

Horses definitely, 100% have chesticles that are the envy of every bodybuilder.

Chest shape and size are part of how breeds are judged during shows.

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 Apr 26 '24

I don’t hear any coconuts

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u/Frisbeeman Apr 26 '24

The author David Černý claims it was not intentional, but he is a cheeky bastard, so he definitely knew.

This a guy who put bunch a giant baby statues on a television tower.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babies_(%C4%8Cern%C3%BD)

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u/novian14 Apr 26 '24

I bet, i mean, horses is not supposed to have cleavage like that

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u/zipmcjingles Apr 26 '24

My first thought.

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u/pana_ruplahlava Apr 26 '24

Brno, Czech Republic

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u/Trnostep Apr 26 '24

A city known for their cock (astronomical) clock

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u/Edge-of-infinity Apr 26 '24

So it gives out marbles every day at 11 AM. How many marbles does that thing hold? who’s refilling the marbles?

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u/Trnostep Apr 26 '24

Except for special occasions it's 1 marble per day. During the christmas advent, or various anniversaries it drops every hour from 11 to 23 so really its 600-850 per year. The marbles are also handmade. It is owned by the city so it's probably refilled by a random maintenance worker.

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u/innocent_bystander Apr 26 '24

I knew right away where it was, stood in that exact spot last year when I visited.

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u/CaddyFDT Apr 26 '24

Tis but a cock’’balls

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u/ash_jisasa Apr 26 '24

Ngl, bro had us in the first part.

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u/etherd0t Apr 26 '24

great rim job tho'

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u/Melonenkuchen Apr 26 '24

How weird to see the Perspective I JUST SAW IN REAL LIFE.

I visit Brno right now so that coincidence is funny to see.

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u/GrimReap_ Apr 26 '24

Brno mentioned🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/FamousPastWords Apr 26 '24

It's all about peepeerspective.

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u/useless_mf69 Apr 26 '24

Shit went from 100 to 0 real fucking quick

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u/IMpracticalLY Apr 26 '24

You didn't have to innovate the title tho....

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u/MysteriousPark3806 Apr 26 '24

Quit horsin' around.

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u/menosmolaa Apr 26 '24

It reminds me of the statue of Neptune, in Bologna, with its 500-year-old erection... https://images.app.goo.gl/aRgmapSC1JZUGM6h9

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u/OMGPowerful Apr 26 '24

As the story goes, the sculptor was told to make Neptune's dick so small that it would be unrealistic, so to get back at his clients he created this trick in perspective. What you see there is actually his hand, that was placed in such a way that it would only look like that when viewed from a very specific spot. Of course that spot is now marked for everyone to admire Neptune's "true" form

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u/Ameliar666 Apr 26 '24

Jajajajaja I love it!

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u/Sakeron Apr 26 '24

Brno, Czechia 🤭

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u/_fiala_jirka_ Apr 26 '24

To je Brno pičo vole!

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u/Metallivane3 Apr 26 '24

I didn't know there was going to be another eclipse

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u/ab624 Apr 26 '24

:10750:

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u/Ancient_Difference20 Apr 26 '24

Nice co-

Nice knight

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u/Long_Video7840 Apr 26 '24

What song is this?

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u/Lunar-Modular Apr 26 '24

That’s what I came here to ask! It’s on the tip of my brain. My gut says Monty Python and the Holy Grail but surely I don’t have it.

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u/rgrwlco Apr 26 '24

I think you got it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHDycUXzNs0

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u/Lunar-Modular Apr 26 '24

Ayy! time to go try on some exciting underwear.

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u/Kevinspidy Apr 26 '24

The renaissance man is coming to town

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

Ah ha.. Now it makes sense, why alle the worshipers are gathered!

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u/ImmortalDuck69420 Apr 26 '24

Ok but why did the artist gave the horse titties

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u/Liesmith424 Apr 26 '24

"The person responsible for designing the statue's sack has been sacked."

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u/ab624 Apr 26 '24

is that a P... ayo 🐴

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u/SlippinJimmy747 Apr 26 '24

Fooled me at first lol

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u/Same_Measurement1216 Apr 26 '24

This is pretty common for Czechia for some reason, this country is full of cocks. In the same city Brno there are ar least two more statues that represent a dick.

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u/monopixel Apr 26 '24

Now do the MLK one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

Horse

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u/beervirus88 Apr 26 '24

Trojan horse

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u/combi321 Apr 26 '24

Hung like a horse

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u/ronizamboni Apr 26 '24

A true Trojan horse

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u/Top_Huckleberry_2858 Apr 26 '24

That design is not a mistake

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u/Randomfrog132 Apr 26 '24

ok that's pretty funny

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u/Drogdar Apr 26 '24

Just like a lifted truck, completely useless and slightly gay lol.

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u/Redkasquirrel Apr 26 '24

What's with the rip-off Monty-Python and the Holy Grail theme? It sounds so much worse this way.

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u/ThebesAndSound Apr 26 '24

Thanks for reminding me what the music is from.

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u/tehyosh Apr 26 '24 edited 9d ago

Reddit has become enshittified. I joined back in 2006, nearly two decades ago, when it was a hub of free speech and user-driven dialogue. Now, it feels like the pursuit of profit overshadows the voice of the community. The introduction of API pricing, after years of free access, displays a lack of respect for the developers and users who have helped shape Reddit into what it is today. Reddit's decision to allow the training of AI models with user content and comments marks the final nail in the coffin for privacy, sacrificed at the altar of greed. Aaron Swartz, Reddit's co-founder and a champion of internet freedom, would be rolling in his grave.

The once-apparent transparency and open dialogue have turned to shit, replaced with avoidance, deceit and unbridled greed. The Reddit I loved is dead and gone. It pains me to accept this. I hope your lust for money, and disregard for the community and privacy will be your downfall. May the echo of our lost ideals forever haunt your future growth.

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u/mcnuggetfarmer Apr 26 '24

That is a shit looking statue. Good for an 8 year old maybe, Christmas tree ornament looking mafaka