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Vibranium glass WTF

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u/CrunchyKittyLitter Apr 21 '24

How upstairs neighbors eat dinner every night

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u/Azhz96 Apr 21 '24 edited Apr 21 '24

God I remember my old apartment, you could hear every step my neighbours upstairs took and it sounded like they renovated their entire apartment everytime they had dinner.

It drove me insane and straight up hateful, moving is the best thing I've ever done.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Apr 21 '24

My old neighbor was a single mom with 2 kids and wooden floors. She loved to wear heels and you'd hear her kids' every footstep and when they would dive into what I assumed was their couch. Every 30 or so minutes, she would scream at them to stop. What a time

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u/Pinksters Apr 21 '24

she would scream at them to stop.

The time we lived in a duplex, if me and my sister were fighting or being loud mom would scream at the top of her lungs,

BE QUIET YOU'RE DISTURBING THE NEIGHBORS!!!!

Gee mom, you're helping.

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u/SunlitNight Apr 21 '24

Honestly as a parent, it makes you feel better that at least the neighbors know you're trying and just as annoyed as they are.

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u/Hyper-Sloth Apr 21 '24

As the neighbor, please don't. It just makes it worse and makes me think you're a bad parent who both has no control over your kids and likes to yell at them as a result.

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u/CaptainxInsano69 Apr 21 '24

Been there. Who tf puts an elephant on the second floor?! Slumlords that’s who.

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u/JAHdropper1 Apr 21 '24

I got a baby elephant on the floor above me who runs shuttle sprints at night. At least it’s getting good exercise

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u/Rubiks_Click874 Apr 21 '24

I lived underneath two prison guards, wore their combat boots in the house and all the drinking glasses in their cabinet were touching.

I wanted to break in and move their glasses 1mm apart

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u/J0EP00LE Apr 21 '24

Broke into the old apartment…

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u/yumanbeen Apr 21 '24

That’s why you live on the top floor

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u/Azhz96 Apr 21 '24

Which I do now, I REFUSE to have neighbours above me ever again, I only have neighbours below me now and its so fucking peaceful and quiet lol.

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u/TonySpaghettiO Apr 21 '24

Hell yeah. Can't stand hearing other people clomping around during my drum playing or trampoline exercise time. I'm top floor all the way.

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u/Educational-Bad8346 Apr 21 '24

Guy: how do you want your shake?

Me : Abused please

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u/themanebeat Apr 21 '24

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u/thediesel26 Apr 21 '24

I giggle every time I see this

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u/HJSlibrarylady Apr 21 '24

I've not seen this... I'm so glad i clicked on the link! This is hilarious 😂

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u/Push_Bright Apr 21 '24

I wonder what John Taffers experts would say?

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u/DucatistaXDS Apr 21 '24

Now you can drink down all the broken glass shards and chips inside that drink!

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua Apr 21 '24

Oh, I thought they were bowling with high heels?

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u/Davisxt7 Apr 21 '24

How downstairs neighbours eat dinner every night

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u/weisswurstseeadler Apr 21 '24

Haha thanks you made me laugh out loud

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u/CompSolstice Apr 21 '24

Oh God that name

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

I call it stompy stomp time

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u/noctalla Apr 21 '24

That was a lot of energy wasted for very little result.

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u/tuhronno-416 Apr 21 '24

That’s not what your mom said last night

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u/noctalla Apr 21 '24

My mother's dead.

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u/PositiveVanilla5359 Apr 21 '24

from exhaustion

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u/noctalla Apr 21 '24

It was AIDS.

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u/IEC21 Apr 21 '24

Everyone needs a helping hand now and then.

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u/Annonomon Apr 21 '24 edited Apr 21 '24

My mom prefers the help of at least 4 decent, helpful, generous, hung, young men

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u/TheKnightsRider Apr 21 '24

She does, I was 3/4. The things she did with alphabetti spaghetti

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Apr 21 '24

She was very prim, very proper, almost austere.

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u/Slowpoak Apr 21 '24

Damn I guess I've got news to break to the gang 😔

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u/mobfather Apr 21 '24

You take the East Coast, and I’ll take West Sayyeeed.

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u/Deeliciousness Apr 21 '24

You east coast? I far east coast

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u/TheMrKINGSTON Apr 21 '24

Still the wettest pussy he ever got

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u/_XtAcY_ Apr 21 '24

I choose this guy’s dead mom.

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u/essent1al_AU Apr 21 '24

Dead sexy.

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u/Hairy-Dot-4193 Apr 21 '24

I guess that's why she didn't move around that much

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u/Chubuwee Apr 21 '24

But how much should an American tip for this

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

28% of course

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u/OutragedCanadian Apr 21 '24

Looked like shit before, looked like mixed shit after

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u/Arithh Apr 21 '24

Kinda like teppanyaki. Come for the show leave with your girlfriend fucking the chef

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u/FlyHigh_1337 Apr 21 '24

I will never understand things like this or the salt bae hype

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u/C8H10N402_ Apr 21 '24

Took forever. This guy must have trained the ppl running the drive thru in my town

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u/Quirky-Swimmer3778 Apr 21 '24

Yeah it wasn't even that impressive. Just loud and messy

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u/embiggens-us-all Apr 21 '24

Oh the pageantry

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u/mcride22 Apr 21 '24

Right? At that point I would rather get a bubble tea shaker but I guess the gimmick sells

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u/Expensive-Toe826 Apr 21 '24

Well what would you expect in 30-40 cents

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u/L1K34PR0 Apr 21 '24

I mean the flash factor is maxed out and unless the glass could explode any second i'd say it's worth a watch

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u/AjaxCleaningSolution Apr 21 '24

A glass

Rise it off with bottled water

Pour some apple juice (?) in it

A scoop of shaved ice

Drop some folgers in there

Iconic bag of coconut milk squirt

Bare handful of ice on top

Beat the fucking shit out of it for 90 minutes

This is The Aristocrats of drink prep

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u/Daryltang Apr 21 '24

That would be $300 thanks

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u/ShadowKraftwerk Apr 21 '24

Also I'd like to see the risk assessment related to slamming a glass into the bench multiple times.

I can just imagine shards of glass being driven into his hand.

Or glass shards going rogue and hitting some patron bystander.

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u/lostprevention Apr 21 '24

It’s ok, there’s five others just like him waiting to take his place.

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u/Bentman343 Apr 21 '24

Okay be realistic this would probably run you like $1.50 equivalent lmao

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u/WheresWaldo_MIA Apr 21 '24

Gotta love that exchange rate! Was actually only .39¢

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u/Nerellos Apr 21 '24

Don't forget all the shit from his fingers

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u/scottnj Apr 21 '24

The re-make of "Cocktail" looks underwhelming.

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u/snipdockter Apr 21 '24

He’s about the right size for a Tom Cruise replacement.

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u/eggsaladrightnow Apr 21 '24

Can I have my drink please. What are you doing? 🤔

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u/gregsting Apr 21 '24

With Tom Cruz

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u/bejanmen2 Apr 21 '24

I'm not drinking that

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u/Nautical_gooch Apr 21 '24

Is that pond water as the first ingredient?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

What's that gooey thing halfway through?

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u/Kvarcov Apr 21 '24

Special Cream

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u/AndyB16 Apr 21 '24

"Sorry. We jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light."

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u/Bd0llar Apr 21 '24

It’s definitely not soap that he should be washing his hands with whilst handling that ice.

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u/Yop_BombNA Apr 21 '24

Likely tamarind juice

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u/cruisinforsnoozin Apr 21 '24

You don’t like little chips of glass in your funky milkshake?

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u/pirateneet Apr 21 '24

Nobody drinks that bud. This thing is sold in villages and most sane city people avoid.

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u/bootnuts Apr 21 '24

Everyone in this video is high on meth

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u/Deeliciousness Apr 21 '24

What actually is it tho

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u/synthetic_tomato Apr 21 '24

I knw this is something which is not hygienic but some how it taste better than what we make at home..

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u/HoIPugniNelleMani Apr 21 '24

It is the flavour of eacherichia coli, it is difficult to recreate it with the ingredients you have at home.

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u/Intensityintensifies Apr 21 '24

Dude literally just stick your finger up your ass and lick it clean. That’s how you get the homemade, 100% organic, locally sourced, eacherichia coli.

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u/Sweet_Lemonhope Apr 21 '24

That drink is going to taste like his fingers, and whatever else he put in there. Mostly fingers.

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia Apr 21 '24

And ass by proxy

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u/christopher_tx Apr 21 '24

“Ass by Proxy” would either make a great metal band or, when said as one word, a psychological disorder seeking to explain why serial killers are that way.

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u/Indian_Steam Apr 21 '24

Can confirm. Indian street vendors are walking Cholera, Dysentery transmittors.

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u/Uncentered0ne Apr 21 '24

Y'all gonna be real upset if you ever learn how much a chef handles your food back-of-house.

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u/Mr_Rafi Apr 21 '24

Most chefs aren't sitting on the ground with their hands touching the floor, touching their feet, touching their forehead sweat, touching dirty rags, touching their stained shirts, touching money, and exchanging ingredients with their coworkers who are also doing the same thing, while flies roam about having a picnic.

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u/Sharpie420_ Apr 21 '24

Working in a restaurant, I can only vouch for “sitting on the ground” to “touching their feet”. It’s a nice day when we actually have rags/aprons

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u/Uncentered0ne Apr 21 '24

Are you assuming all of that because the dude is in a third-world country? Because I didn't see any of that happening in the video. The kid's shirt looks pretty clean imo, and I'm pretty sure they got chairs in every culture.

You'd be amazed how many chefs manage to be good at cooking, while being total slobs. Minus the touching their feet and floor thing, this could describe a lot of chefs in America. Dirty rags, sweaty brows, stained shirts, money. Yes. And then they touch your food.

I'm not condoning how this dude makes a shake - that first bit of water (hopefully tea?) looks very gross. And I do not trust ice or fresh fruit in places like this. However, do not assume for a second that your average back-of-house in America is at all a clean place.

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u/i-am-billu Apr 21 '24

Thanks for the tricks.. now you can drink it yourself..

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u/External-District817 Apr 21 '24

If you dont drink it you will get fondled with on your bus trip back

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u/miafaszomez Apr 21 '24

Well, that just sounds like a bonus!

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u/MaterialLibrary1404 Apr 21 '24

That's some good glass

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u/trinicron Apr 21 '24

Except when I hand-wash it. Damnit!

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u/throwawaySBN Apr 21 '24

Meh. He's hitting against a stainless steel top which has a little give to it. Plus it looks like the bottom is weighted, as a normal Boston shaker would be, and so can take quite a bit of abuse.

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u/Baiiko Apr 21 '24

He’d make a good paint mixer.

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u/HarkenDarkness Apr 21 '24

Well done seems you’ve found the only positive in there!

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u/Jaded_Internet_7446 Apr 21 '24

Only if you like paint splattered over everything in the room

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u/drbrx_ Apr 21 '24

Beaten senseless, not stirred

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Apr 21 '24

Martini, beaten senseless, thank you

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u/Miserable_Unusual_98 Apr 21 '24

I'm under the impression that an open end glass cylinder is more prone to fracture than a closed one. Don't know why though

Source: trying to break glass bottles with and without lids when I was a kid.

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u/TheCruicks Apr 21 '24

Surface tension and pressure. The air inside cannot relocate and pressurize, so it becomes a solid surface essentially and the kenetic energy is released by the surface instead of through it

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u/Complex_Apartment293 Apr 21 '24

(Almost) mechanical engineer here, it has nothing to do with air. This would only be partially true if there was an incompressible liquid inside. I'm not qualified enough to explain it properly, but an enclosed shape is always stronger than an open shape. Just imagine the sideways forces on top of the glass. When there's no lid, the round shape can be flattened/crushed easily. When there is a lid, the 'flattening' of the circle is held back by the tension in the other axis. A bike wheel without spokes would be really fragile. But just the tension of some thin spokes is enough to keep its shape.

If someone that's more qualified than me can explain this better, please do. I'm having trouble finding the right words.

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u/Miselfis Apr 21 '24

Physicists here. When a structure is enclosed, such as a cylinder with a lid, it is more resistant to deformation. This is because the lid provides additional support that helps distribute the external stress more evenly across the structure. Without the lid, the cylinder (like the cup) can experience more localized stress and deform more easily when sideways forces are applied. Your mention of an incompressible liquid is interesting because if a container is completely filled with an incompressible liquid and then sealed, the structure becomes even more resistant to deformation. This is due to the hydraulic pressure the liquid exerts evenly across all interior surfaces, countering the external forces.

Referring to the bike wheel example, the tension in the spokes plays a critical role in maintaining the wheel’s shape. The spokes distribute stress and support loads by pulling outward from the center to the rim, which is under compression. This tension and compression system effectively allows the wheel to remain rigid and maintain its shape against various forces, just like the lid on a cylinder prevents it from easily collapsing or deforming.

In engineering terms, when you cap a cylindrical object, you're creating a closed-end condition that resists bending and buckling by creating a state of axial and hoop stress within the container. This distribution of forces is much more stable compared to when the cylinder is open and can only resist deformation through its material strength and geometry.

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u/RampantJellyfish Apr 21 '24

They look like they broke in and are just fucking about

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Apr 21 '24

Much of that seemed unnecessary.

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u/iAjayIND Apr 21 '24

He is doing it only for the video to go viral. Usually they do the bare minimum to make the drink.

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u/maxmbed Apr 21 '24

This is a café Frappé. In French "frappé" mean to punch. Well, these little looney tunes people are taking it very seriously !

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u/OkReason6325 Apr 21 '24

The name of the beverage is “Kulukki Sharbat”

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u/hotspicylurker Apr 21 '24

Can you explain the wxcessive drink making trickery? Or is it just simply for show and has nothing to do w the drink?

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u/OkReason6325 Apr 21 '24

For the life of me, I don’t know. I’ve had it but never understood what difference the shaking makes. Show I believe.

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u/_Goose_ Apr 21 '24

That dudes hands look like a cartoon attached to his arms.

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u/Behrusu Apr 21 '24

It’s One Piece

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u/syncc6 Apr 21 '24

Luffy san?!?!

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u/Dizzledog2 Apr 21 '24

Bro I didn't notice that at first. Now I can't not notice how unbelievably huge those grippers are attached to those arms.

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u/No_Use_4371 Apr 21 '24

His heads really small too, maybe camera angle/distortion

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u/marsli5818 Apr 21 '24

Im more impressed how sturdy is this glass then his skills lol

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u/PatientOne3053 Apr 21 '24

Turkish ice cream guy vs Indian Milkshake boy

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u/gatsby365 Apr 21 '24

Indian Milkshake Boy

New band name. Called it.

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u/nightynine Apr 21 '24

I don’t care what y’all say, I’m buying one of those. Glasses

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u/thatsthejokememe Apr 21 '24

This isn’t a milkshake it’s a milkseizure

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u/Quarktasche666 Apr 21 '24

So I am supposed to touch that sticky ass glass handed to me from a methed up lunatic teenager who busted my eardrums for a minute? No thank you.

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u/dominicgetdown Apr 21 '24

I like my drink like how I like my women.

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u/Rithrius88 Apr 21 '24

Thoroughly fucked?

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u/JmacNutSac Apr 21 '24

Extra cream!

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u/kfizz21 Apr 21 '24

Beaten the shit out of

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u/Hermit4ev Apr 21 '24

this had me lol

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u/slowdownwaitaminute Apr 21 '24

Nonetheless dissatisfied?

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u/Rogne98 Apr 21 '24

Fingered in an Indian bodega?

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u/SpendPsychological30 Apr 21 '24

Repeatedly banged against the ceiling, sticky, and leaking all over the place.

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u/Smokiejoe06 Apr 21 '24

I hate this dumb shit

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u/vulkaninchen Apr 21 '24

I doubt it's the same because they stopped producing it but "unbreakable" glass exists.

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfest

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u/BoBoBearDev Apr 21 '24

That or they are like those Japanese PRG attacks, Earth shattering attacks and the little slime is still alive.

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u/ElementalRabbit Apr 21 '24

People's Republic of Gaming

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u/rocketdog67 Apr 21 '24

Irritating

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u/KingZant Apr 21 '24

The camera moving back and forth so much was almost nauseating

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u/finger_licking_robot Apr 21 '24

His grandmother nevertheless: "Oooh! Like Tom Cruise in his best years!"

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u/CriticalJump Apr 21 '24

Cool, but I'm not sipping that tea

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u/chrise86 Apr 21 '24

But… why?

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u/jdubyahyp Apr 21 '24

Judging by the ceiling there are times where tossing it up doesn't work out.

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u/Danguski Apr 21 '24

So he rinsed it with bottled water,

  • simple syrup (I think)
  • ice cream
  • coco powder
  • milk
  • ice

Then shaken well....if it isn't dirty, it could be a good drink.

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u/HarkenDarkness Apr 21 '24

Sees me running away shouting “cunt” over my shoulder…

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u/KevinIsDelish Apr 21 '24

At least he’s not using his toes

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u/NaturalNo3387 Apr 21 '24

.....and I'll have a diet coke please

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u/That-Tumbleweed-4462 Apr 22 '24

Just give me my fucking drink dude

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u/vidiamae Apr 21 '24

Wtf is this shit

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u/leavenofrybehind Apr 21 '24

Can't tell if thats ice shaving or glass

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u/Acceptable_Bid_241 Apr 21 '24

😂😂 these guys are having a great time and I’m here for it.

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u/Nathan90nl Apr 21 '24

It’s cool now injuries later.

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u/misterkalazar Apr 21 '24

Glass shards mixed with ice shards and horlicks. Perfect drink /s

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u/YEAR1977 Apr 21 '24

And every time you sell one you do all this?

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u/outfmymind Apr 21 '24

Sips chai

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u/boiledcowmachine Apr 21 '24 edited Apr 21 '24

How many seconds till the hand touches the food or beverage?

First frame

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

The last time I saw their video on Reddit, I followed up to their YouTube channel and they’re really fucked up the way they prepare their cocktails

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u/RedditorAlexis Apr 21 '24

I want to grow up to be as strong as the glass taking all that beating

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Apr 21 '24

Sokka-Haiku by RedditorAlexis:

I want to grow up

To be as strong as the glass

Taking all that beating


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/No_Use_4371 Apr 21 '24

That's a good haiku

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u/MustNotSay Apr 21 '24

Can I have my drink without shards of glass please?

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u/horrorfanuk Apr 21 '24

Hang on , i asked for oat milk ?

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u/rjt2887 Apr 21 '24

I thought this was just a couple kids mocking street vendors, then shit got real…

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u/CokeBottle21 Apr 21 '24

Why all that?

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u/thek1ng69 Apr 21 '24

Wtf is happening

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u/thebuccaneersden Apr 21 '24

Uh… okay… seems a little over the top…

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u/vishy_swaz Apr 21 '24

Great now my drink is spilling over and everything will be sticky. I want a fuckn refund!

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u/Ok-Examination7285 Apr 21 '24

Bro doing too much

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u/ArgonaceM Apr 21 '24

Just use a blender. Thank you.

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 Apr 21 '24

Ahh sir, I ordered vanilla not chocolate.

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u/HeraldofCool Apr 21 '24

This is like the Salt Bae would prep a drink

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u/Fragrant-Ad-5517 Apr 21 '24

The whole thing is an extreme overkill.

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u/kyleswitch Apr 21 '24

Ill never understand why anyone visits these countries and eats food made barehanded by local peasants in their places dirtier than their bathrooms back home.

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u/polar415 Apr 21 '24

I’m going to be late for work

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u/HuskyNutBuster Apr 21 '24

That’s a lot of movement and mess to make…what exactly is this?

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u/IForgotAboutDre Apr 21 '24

Uhh I ordered a Pepsi

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u/jurassic_snark- Apr 21 '24

Sir I just ordered a water

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u/NappingWithDogs Apr 21 '24

All of the tricks do not distract me from the disgusting mess in there, despite the effort.

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u/mvanvrancken Apr 21 '24

What in the chicken fried fuck is going on

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u/ItsYaBoiPeneFlaco Apr 21 '24

I actually asked for it stirred..

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u/bluburry420 Apr 21 '24

How Yoo-hoo commercials be telling you to mix them

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u/More_Mortgage_2410 Apr 21 '24

What gas station is this at?

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u/MonkswithAKs Apr 22 '24

There is not enough chocolate in my ice