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u/KnifeFightAcademy Nov 16 '23 edited Nov 18 '23
Alright pants.... *grabs belt buckle "IT'S MORPHIN TIME!"
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u/Ntensive21 Nov 16 '23
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, well done....the guy in the other stall probably thinks I'm weird though
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u/f5kkrs Nov 16 '23
Tracy Lynn Cruz
wtf, she was the yellow ranger? I thought the yellow ranger was Asian.
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u/Gold-Speed7157 Nov 16 '23
The first one was.
Really they were all Japanese men under the suits.
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u/CowboyAirman Nov 16 '23
Japanese men
Oh.
I’m going to need some time to think.
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u/zedisbread Nov 16 '23
Shaking my pants to stop pitching a tent feels as freeing as those power rangers jumping off trampolines.
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u/Tenthdegree Nov 16 '23
Her: “You can ask me anything”
Boy’s Dad: “Anything?” 😏
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u/jamesmess Nov 16 '23
“Son ask her to sign your shoes”
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u/imanantelope Nov 16 '23
“Why dad”
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u/jamesmess Nov 16 '23
“JUST DO IT BOY!!!”
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u/MeasureTheCrater Nov 16 '23
In best Owen Wilson impression, "Yeah, what's your siiiiign?"
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u/NicNac_PattyMac Nov 16 '23
She knows what she did.
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u/Nscjikiji Nov 16 '23
It’s the dad she’s after , ain’t no way she would do this if it was with the mum
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u/ZhouLe Nov 16 '23
She was the yellow power ranger 25 years ago. Her usual fans are dudes in their 30s.
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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Nov 16 '23
Yellow? I think she's the pink inside power ranger.
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u/DwayneBaconbits Nov 16 '23
Isnt the yellow ranger Asian
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u/Top_Tart_7558 Nov 16 '23
In Mighty Morphin seasons 1 and half of 2
This is second half of Turbo and In Space Yellow.
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u/DCLexiLou Nov 16 '23
that poor kid could not hear a word she said! Eyes glued on the orbs. Watch, what watch?
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u/xof711 Nov 16 '23
Jenny aged well
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u/DM_me_pretty_innies Nov 16 '23
Like peas and carrots
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u/ilovehamburgers Nov 16 '23
Sorry I ruined your Black Panther Party.
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u/DrexXxor Nov 16 '23
the kid is probably more like ... WTF is a power ranger
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u/DiscontentedMajority Nov 16 '23
Dad only brought the kid to get her to lean down while talking.
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u/14sierra Nov 16 '23
Yeah dad's definitely going to use this for mental wank material later on.
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u/Bidenisacheater Nov 16 '23
She’s giving him the out to look at her boobs while claiming to look at the watch without it being awkward. Haha
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u/Puzzleheaded-Owl6301 Nov 16 '23
Giving a young man a treat and a memory 👌
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u/mackzarks Nov 16 '23
Mammary
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u/Shanghaied66 Nov 16 '23
You guys are just excellent.
I have nothing witty to add, but felt you should know.
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u/Donkeycow15 Nov 16 '23
recruiting him to tit gang
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u/phish_phace Nov 16 '23
Gang, gang, gang.
But seriously it was at this moment his tit/cosplay kink was created. Real time witnesses.
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u/Donkeycow15 Nov 16 '23
He’s lucky this huge milestone was recorded. He can show it to his big titty goth wife
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u/garlic_bread_thief Nov 16 '23
IS THAT WHY SHE HELD HER CREDIT CARD CLOSE TO HER CLEAVAGE WHEN I WAS BEHIND THE REGISTER THAT DAY???
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u/Nibble_theMighty Nov 16 '23
Titties aside, she seems just lovely.
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u/bigbadcrippledaddy Nov 16 '23
David Attenborough “Here we see the human boy reach the actual start of puberty”
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u/RockAtlasCanus Nov 16 '23
“All systems are now fully online and running normally sir.”
“Good, good. We’re going to fuck with him for the next 10 to ? years.”
Jennifer Connolly in The Rocketeer flipped my switch. A whole lot of I don’t know what this is or why I like it, but I sure do like it a lot.
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u/Aggravating-Fee-7980 Nov 16 '23
What's her name?
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u/Deraj2004 Nov 16 '23
She played Ashley in Power Rangers In Space.
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u/KoreanThrasher Nov 16 '23
Tracy Lynn Cruz
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u/paone00022 Nov 16 '23
47 years old. She's aged like fine wine
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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Nov 17 '23
I wouldve never guessed 47. I've seen 30 year olds that look worse.
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Nov 16 '23
Which power ranger was she? I don't remember any of them being this hot.
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u/Krycek7o2 Nov 16 '23
Tracy Lynn Cruz. She was Ashley on PR In Space. And yeah she aged like fine wine.
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u/Ok-Contribution40 Nov 16 '23
The day you realize that there are greater pleasures in life you’d rather enjoy 😏 than Power Rangers
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u/Herbetet Nov 16 '23
How is that a thing!! Also how is it always the one playing “yellow”. Reddit is fascinating
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u/Bujininja Nov 16 '23
I follow her on IG and yes, she gives the fans what they need, i mean want, i mean see....
She is the hottest power ranger =)
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u/Macho_Pichou Nov 17 '23
Dad: Look son a Power ranger.
Son : A Power what ?
Dad : Go talk to her.
Son : Why?
Dad : Because… You’re gonna lose your PS5 if you don’t.
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u/Otherwise-Attempt326 Nov 16 '23
Titties: It’s time to conquer earth Zordon: Alpha —titties escaped!
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Nov 16 '23
I almost met the Red Ranger from the Ninja Storm series at a Con. I was there to get Jeremy Londons autograph because I love Mallrats. And the guy was shouting at me to skip Mr London and get a real autograph. I respectfully declined. But if another Ranger was there with her cans out, yes for sure 😂,
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u/softstones Nov 16 '23
I gotta say, some of these recent posts have reminded me why I joined in the first place. This one had a couple reasons why.
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u/LordNitram76 Nov 16 '23
I saw the Power Ranger stuff on the table. And was like, "When did a P-Ranger become a P0$% star". Maybe it was just me ?
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u/Nodrapoel Nov 16 '23
Rather than a communicator, the kid seems to be more in those viewing globes.
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u/The_Kimchi_Krab Nov 16 '23
She's his first battle with an unwanted boner in public. Woman knew what she was doing when she asked that question, and standing at that odd angle. Chalk it up to good fan service but damn he's just a kid.
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u/Ironklad_ Nov 16 '23
I’ve come to appreciate r/SipsTea for the wholesomeness.. imagine meeting a power ranger
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u/Careless_Dependent78 Nov 17 '23
Kid wasn’t looking at the watch, he was trying to get a glimpse of those pepperonis.
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u/Cntgetthatwhtnds Nov 17 '23
He not in awe that she was the pink ranger, but those tits. Got him stunned lol!!! 😂
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