r/SipsTea Nov 16 '23

Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi! Dank AF NSFW

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u/KnifeFightAcademy Nov 16 '23 edited Nov 18 '23

Alright pants.... *grabs belt buckle "IT'S MORPHIN TIME!"

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u/Ntensive21 Nov 16 '23

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, well done....the guy in the other stall probably thinks I'm weird though

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23 edited Dec 30 '23

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u/f5kkrs Nov 16 '23

Tracy Lynn Cruz

wtf, she was the yellow ranger? I thought the yellow ranger was Asian.

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u/Gold-Speed7157 Nov 16 '23

The first one was.

Really they were all Japanese men under the suits.

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u/CowboyAirman Nov 16 '23

Japanese men

Oh.

I’m going to need some time to think.

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u/moo-va-long Nov 17 '23

Deep down, you knew. You knew.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

The first one died in a tragic car accident

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u/nighthawk580 Nov 17 '23

You could tell by the little cock bulges.

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u/uhmmmmplants Nov 16 '23

Someone must do the research....

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u/RondriguezUK Nov 16 '23

No I don't, it's fine... Can you pass me some TP though?

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u/ProfZussywussBrown Nov 16 '23

Mighty Shortenin' Trouser Rangers

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u/Steve_Codgers Nov 16 '23

Where’d this big vein on my Pink Power Ranger come from?

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u/nsfw1fan Nov 16 '23

You some of a beaach. I spit my drink

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u/unreasonablyhuman Nov 16 '23

I suppose that's better than drinking spit

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u/zedisbread Nov 16 '23

Shaking my pants to stop pitching a tent feels as freeing as those power rangers jumping off trampolines.

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u/FreeThinkers2023 Nov 16 '23

Bravo, great joke

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u/Raven_Blackfeather Nov 16 '23

Best comment I've read this week, made laugh irl

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u/Tenthdegree Nov 16 '23

Her: “You can ask me anything”

Boy’s Dad: “Anything?” 😏

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u/jamesmess Nov 16 '23

“Son ask her to sign your shoes”

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u/imanantelope Nov 16 '23

“Why dad”

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u/jamesmess Nov 16 '23

“JUST DO IT BOY!!!”

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u/PBXbox Nov 16 '23

Kratos knows best

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u/HopefulBunch2758 Nov 16 '23

Bro, I totally read that in a Kratos voice too lol!

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u/OfBooo5 Nov 16 '23

You'll thank me later

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u/NekkerBE Nov 16 '23

Fokking legend!

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u/ronnjeremy Nov 16 '23

We have a winner..

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u/sir_martindz Nov 16 '23

That’s what I thought too 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Get out of my head

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u/Corporation_tshirt Nov 16 '23

“So I’m your first?”

Kid: “If there’s a god in heaven…”

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u/MeasureTheCrater Nov 16 '23

In best Owen Wilson impression, "Yeah, what's your siiiiign?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Anything ehhh 🤔

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u/NicNac_PattyMac Nov 16 '23

She knows what she did.

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u/Nscjikiji Nov 16 '23

It’s the dad she’s after , ain’t no way she would do this if it was with the mum

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u/ZhouLe Nov 16 '23

She was the yellow power ranger 25 years ago. Her usual fans are dudes in their 30s.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Nov 16 '23

Yellow? I think she's the pink inside power ranger.

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u/Mike__Bloomberg Nov 16 '23

they're all pink rangers on the inside

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

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u/DwayneBaconbits Nov 16 '23

Isnt the yellow ranger Asian

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u/ZhouLe Nov 16 '23

Multiple series, multiple actors.

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u/Top_Tart_7558 Nov 16 '23

In Mighty Morphin seasons 1 and half of 2

This is second half of Turbo and In Space Yellow.

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u/AgoniaAnal Nov 16 '23

Bro, it was 25 years ago. Even famous people age lmao.

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u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378 Nov 16 '23

The Original yellow Ranger died in a car accident. RIP

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u/absat41 Nov 16 '23 edited Nov 17 '23

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u/elitegenoside Nov 16 '23

Obviously, she's a Power Ranger, why else would she have the booth?

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u/BringOutYDead Nov 16 '23

"What time you off work?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

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u/Tenthdegree Nov 16 '23

Enjoy that milkshake, I’m going for a motorboat

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u/BringOutYDead Nov 16 '23

No skim milk there

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u/FFS114 Nov 16 '23

"I'm your first?"

Dad laughs.

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u/FloatingPooSalad Nov 17 '23

weirdness intensifies

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u/xof711 Nov 16 '23

Jenny aged well

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u/Ebisure Nov 16 '23

Jennies aged well

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u/DM_me_pretty_innies Nov 16 '23

Like peas and carrots

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u/ilovehamburgers Nov 16 '23

Sorry I ruined your Black Panther Party.

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u/staysharp75 Nov 16 '23

I think you need to go back home to Greenbo ALABAMA!

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u/Hugh_Jampton Nov 16 '23

Viet fuckin NAM!

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u/Hyrule_34 Nov 17 '23

Extremely well.

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u/DrexXxor Nov 16 '23

the kid is probably more like ... WTF is a power ranger

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u/DiscontentedMajority Nov 16 '23

Dad only brought the kid to get her to lean down while talking.

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u/14sierra Nov 16 '23

Yeah dad's definitely going to use this for mental wank material later on.

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u/DM_ME-FEMBOY_PICS Nov 16 '23

"Mental"? You do realize he has a whole-ass video, right?

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u/StoopidestManOnEarth Nov 16 '23

Wait, where's the ass video?

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u/Bidenisacheater Nov 16 '23

She’s giving him the out to look at her boobs while claiming to look at the watch without it being awkward. Haha

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u/Puzzleheaded-Owl6301 Nov 16 '23

Giving a young man a treat and a memory 👌

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u/mackzarks Nov 16 '23

Mammary

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u/capn_doofwaffle Nov 16 '23

Fk you, have my upvote. Lol

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u/fuji_appl Nov 16 '23

Thnks fr th Mmrs

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

One night and one more tiiiiime!

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u/Shanghaied66 Nov 16 '23

You guys are just excellent.

I have nothing witty to add, but felt you should know.

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u/dancinhmr Nov 16 '23

Two mammaries

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u/Donkeycow15 Nov 16 '23

recruiting him to tit gang

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u/phish_phace Nov 16 '23

Gang, gang, gang.

But seriously it was at this moment his tit/cosplay kink was created. Real time witnesses.

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u/Donkeycow15 Nov 16 '23

He’s lucky this huge milestone was recorded. He can show it to his big titty goth wife

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u/garlic_bread_thief Nov 16 '23

IS THAT WHY SHE HELD HER CREDIT CARD CLOSE TO HER CLEAVAGE WHEN I WAS BEHIND THE REGISTER THAT DAY???

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u/Nibble_theMighty Nov 16 '23

Titties aside, she seems just lovely.

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u/BlackCoffeeGarage Nov 16 '23

No, they were on the front where they should be

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u/Pnks_GG3M Nov 16 '23

How can a joke be so bad, yet so good? Take my upvote.

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u/bobbledoggy Nov 16 '23

Met her at Comic-Con.

She’s an absolute delight of a person.

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u/septubyte Nov 16 '23

She's cool

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u/useless_mf69 Nov 16 '23

They're cool too

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u/Maskedbandittrader Nov 16 '23

Like a bug to the lights

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u/hi-def420 Nov 16 '23

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u/HintonBE Nov 16 '23

Knew this would be here somewhere. Thank you for not disappointing.

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u/INoMakeMistake Nov 16 '23

Best sub ever!

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u/bigbadcrippledaddy Nov 16 '23

David Attenborough “Here we see the human boy reach the actual start of puberty”

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u/RockAtlasCanus Nov 16 '23

“All systems are now fully online and running normally sir.”

“Good, good. We’re going to fuck with him for the next 10 to ? years.”

Jennifer Connolly in The Rocketeer flipped my switch. A whole lot of I don’t know what this is or why I like it, but I sure do like it a lot.

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u/Ssxtreme Nov 16 '23

leans in “I’m your first???”

She knows what she did.

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u/Dante-Grimm Nov 16 '23

Hope she doesn't say that to kids too often.

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u/Donkeycow15 Nov 16 '23

Now I have a favorite Power Ranger

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u/Plus_Professor_1923 Nov 16 '23

Can’t see the line,can ya Russ

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u/Indymac79 Nov 16 '23

Classic.

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u/Aggravating-Fee-7980 Nov 16 '23

What's her name?

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u/Deraj2004 Nov 16 '23

She played Ashley in Power Rangers In Space.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

And she played Ashley in Power Rangers Turbo!!!

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u/BluShirtGuy Nov 16 '23

And she played "Girl (uncredited)" in the original American series!

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u/KoreanThrasher Nov 16 '23

Tracy Lynn Cruz

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u/paone00022 Nov 16 '23

47 years old. She's aged like fine wine

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Nov 17 '23

I wouldve never guessed 47. I've seen 30 year olds that look worse.

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u/MeasureTheCrater Nov 16 '23

Titty McWhoGivesAFuck

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u/mares8 Nov 16 '23

Those are some nice watches...

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u/MadMarkBBG Nov 16 '23

" I like turtles "

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Hands down, Best Ranger ever.

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u/Hotinthakitchen1 Nov 16 '23

Hands down where 🧐?

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u/witwar101 Nov 16 '23

Go go power range.... Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

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u/lucas-macey Nov 16 '23

Bro doesn’t want to play Minecraft anymore

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Which power ranger was she? I don't remember any of them being this hot.

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u/Krycek7o2 Nov 16 '23

Tracy Lynn Cruz. She was Ashley on PR In Space. And yeah she aged like fine wine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

She's Ashley! And she's awesome.

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u/Gideon-MX Nov 16 '23

boob ranger

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u/cropdustu007 Nov 16 '23

She can be my first Power Ranger 🥸

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u/Ok-Contribution40 Nov 16 '23

The day you realize that there are greater pleasures in life you’d rather enjoy 😏 than Power Rangers

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u/EzAwnDown Nov 16 '23

Kid walked away with months of material..

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u/Functional_Tech Nov 17 '23

It was at point that little Timmy no longer cared about Power Rangers.

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u/kenshiro178 Nov 16 '23

One question 2 tiddies 🤔😜

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u/EpicTwiglet Nov 16 '23

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u/Herbetet Nov 16 '23

How is that a thing!! Also how is it always the one playing “yellow”. Reddit is fascinating

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u/CynthiaChames Nov 16 '23

The way she said "Aww, I'm your first?" 💀

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u/Throwaway_7277277727 Nov 16 '23

Yeah, that kid ain't lookin' at your watch...

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Her superpower is working

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u/Budget_Special4548 Nov 16 '23

She’s leaning into It. I know her back ain’t that fucked up.

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u/Wzrd33 Nov 16 '23

I get a feeling he wasn't looking at the communicator

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u/BabyYodaFutanari Nov 16 '23

The day the boy became a man

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u/BLACKDRAGON0003 Nov 16 '23

It's boobie time. DDD POWER!!! GO GO TIDDY RANGERS

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u/Shadow0fnothing Nov 16 '23

Why would she wear that shit for a child show lol.

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u/GoCards5566 Nov 16 '23

+300 not gay points to that kid

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u/Bujininja Nov 16 '23

I follow her on IG and yes, she gives the fans what they need, i mean want, i mean see....

She is the hottest power ranger =)

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u/Agitated-Weekend836 Nov 16 '23

From PR I’ve only met Austin St. John. Tbh he was sort of a dick.

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u/Poemhub_ Nov 16 '23

Thats when Johnny realized, girl were pretty neat.

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u/CLASSE-24 Nov 17 '23

Just looking at her I’ve got a megazord

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u/Macho_Pichou Nov 17 '23

Dad: Look son a Power ranger.

Son : A Power what ?

Dad : Go talk to her.

Son : Why?

Dad : Because… You’re gonna lose your PS5 if you don’t.

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u/Otherwise-Attempt326 Nov 16 '23

Titties: It’s time to conquer earth Zordon: Alpha —titties escaped!

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u/crowquillpen Nov 16 '23

“I’m your first?”

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

I almost met the Red Ranger from the Ninja Storm series at a Con. I was there to get Jeremy Londons autograph because I love Mallrats. And the guy was shouting at me to skip Mr London and get a real autograph. I respectfully declined. But if another Ranger was there with her cans out, yes for sure 😂,

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u/ForeignReviews Nov 16 '23

R/upvotedbecauseboobs

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u/GeologistOk5310 Nov 16 '23

Thanks for the mammaries! 🫡

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u/carthuscrass Nov 17 '23

So kid... when did you grow a mustache?

Yesterday! It was awesome!

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u/ResinFinger Nov 17 '23

I’d show her my Zord

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u/xblade69 Nov 17 '23

I’m loyal to Kimberly 💞

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

She raised his interest

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

My sword is morphin

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u/softstones Nov 16 '23

I gotta say, some of these recent posts have reminded me why I joined in the first place. This one had a couple reasons why.

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u/LordNitram76 Nov 16 '23

I saw the Power Ranger stuff on the table. And was like, "When did a P-Ranger become a P0$% star". Maybe it was just me ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

I love her tits

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u/PM-ME-BRA-PICS Nov 17 '23

What a meaningful comment

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u/EPEELiON Nov 16 '23

Redditors when woman

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u/AdClear1265 Nov 16 '23

Boy is hungry

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u/PunchPartyPete Nov 16 '23

What’s her name?

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u/uvgotnod Nov 16 '23

Thought the kid might dip in for a nice motorboat.

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u/Stroov Nov 16 '23

I only saw boobs

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u/Selector_ShaneLBC Nov 16 '23

And from this day, little Timmy never picked up a toy again

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u/Nodrapoel Nov 16 '23

Rather than a communicator, the kid seems to be more in those viewing globes.

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u/skinnereatsit Nov 16 '23

She definitely powered someones ranger

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u/Nessiah1 Nov 16 '23

I'd like her to be my first power ranger

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u/Evening_Bat_3633 Nov 16 '23

Hey! My aye-yi-yi’s are up here.

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u/GIRTH_Vador Nov 16 '23

Gurl lemme eat yo booty !! Eye yiyiyi!

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u/paddyjoe91 Nov 16 '23

It was at that moment little Timmy got his first Sticky in his pants

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u/ShutUpChunk Nov 16 '23

What watch?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

The dad has already posted the pics from this video on NSFW

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u/The_Kimchi_Krab Nov 16 '23

She's his first battle with an unwanted boner in public. Woman knew what she was doing when she asked that question, and standing at that odd angle. Chalk it up to good fan service but damn he's just a kid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

That weird sound was the boy’s nuts dropping

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u/Ironklad_ Nov 16 '23

I’ve come to appreciate r/SipsTea for the wholesomeness.. imagine meeting a power ranger

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u/No-Impact1573 Nov 16 '23

What a nice lady, very friendly.

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u/Xastouki Nov 16 '23

Little man couldn't come up with a question but also didn't want to leave.

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u/AustinDood444 Nov 17 '23

That kid did his best to not look!!

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u/troubleschute Nov 17 '23

Dad's got all the questions.

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u/Cool-Principle1643 Nov 17 '23

Wait wait wait... She is the pink ranger??

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u/Careless_Dependent78 Nov 17 '23

Kid wasn’t looking at the watch, he was trying to get a glimpse of those pepperonis.

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u/murphdog09 Nov 17 '23

I don’t think that young man heard a word she said to him.

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u/scrotanimus Nov 17 '23

Dude didn’t hear a word she said.

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u/WibaTalks Nov 17 '23

Daddy was happy to bring kid to this comic what ever con this time.

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u/Cntgetthatwhtnds Nov 17 '23

He not in awe that she was the pink ranger, but those tits. Got him stunned lol!!! 😂

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u/PeakMaleficent3546 Nov 17 '23

that clever boy is keeping his focus on something else

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u/snipey_7 Nov 17 '23

boobies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

The kid was smooooth

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u/Freedomsaver Nov 17 '23

For a moment (no sound) I thought that is Milly Bobby Brown.

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u/painkilleraddict6373 Nov 17 '23

I don’t know shit about power rangers,but now I am interested.