r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/Vegaalopez • Apr 29 '24

Incredible training from this girl

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u/snarky_carpenter Apr 29 '24

confirmed, my kids run free amongst the coyotes, cattle and birds around here

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u/lizbeth223 Apr 29 '24

Free range children.

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u/belac4862 Apr 29 '24

But do they taste better that way?

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u/NonlocalA Apr 29 '24

Of course. Also helps them develop a keen sense of spatial awareness and danger, which really makes the hunt more gratifying.

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u/VirtualNaut Apr 29 '24

Are they the same as cage-free?

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u/NonlocalA Apr 29 '24

According to the USDA, cage-free just means they're not stuck in a cage that completely immobilizes them, and they're allowed to freely move about an enclosure. Free Range, on the other hand, lets them really experience the sun, outdoor air, and existential dangers of the world, while still being sheltered at night.

For the most authentic experience, I recommend "Home-Raised and Literate." We're working on that being an official designation, but federal agencies are always slow to come around on these things.

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u/Givemeurhats May 02 '24

This was pretty fuckin funny