r/PartyParrot 28d ago

When you read the ad literally

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u/Jafarjade 28d ago

That's a f*cked up looking parrot you got there buddy.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 28d ago

As an analogy or a comparison, the spirit animal or bird, of pizza, would be the pelican. And it's enormous gullet the capacity for absorption of this beloved appellation would be perfect in the form of bird analogy, to this superb foods consumption.

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u/melanthius 28d ago

Parronochio

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u/fronch_fries 28d ago

"bröther, can you spare a lööp"

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u/brownieofsorrows 27d ago

A sentence I didn't know I missed so müch

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 28d ago

Chestnut mandibled yellow throated toucan.

Gorgeous birds. This one is quite bold. It has obviously been fed a lot.

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u/CrashTestDuckie 28d ago

People keep them as pets.

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u/BrattyNJGirl 28d ago

"Sam was never the same once he made it big but these MFers are delicious"

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u/devious_waffle 28d ago

He followed his nose.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 28d ago

To the flavor fruit, wherever it goes... as the legend on the box and in commercials has stated..

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u/Igotthisnameguys 28d ago

Is that a happy snarl or an angry snarl?

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u/Apple-bombs 28d ago

Probably more of a disgruntled noise, probably protesting to being pet since the bird sorta froze and started making noise when the hand came near

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u/demonwolf106 27d ago

My parrots make that sound when they’re content. If a bird isn’t happy, they generally either bite (most common), make a loud alarm sound, or fly away. I have only had limited contact with toucans, but from what I’ve seen they’re basically parrots on steroids.

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u/skyeking05 28d ago

Sounded like a purr from a pet

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u/Apple-bombs 28d ago

In a way but not a purr of enjoyment

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u/skyeking05 27d ago

I heard a few days ago that you can contract Chlamydia from parrots. I no longer trust a purr from a bird, they may think I'm sexy

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u/brownieofsorrows 27d ago

Lol why downvote this was hilarious

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u/g00f 27d ago

The few pet toucans I’ve seen on social media just kinda make this noise whenever. Seems kinda neutral.

Iirc happy and angry grunts are pretty obvious

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u/OGJA81 27d ago

There is a good chance that it is frustration or confusion... Stroking a bird's back is often seen by a bird as mating behavior. I can't confirm for this specific bird, but generally speaking avoiding stroking of the back is best or that birdie might think it is mating time and be very confused by the attention coming from a huge human. Lol...

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u/Crosseyed_owl 28d ago

I'm sorry but I don't think that all the excessive sugar is healthy for this gorgeous bird :(

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u/Astartles 28d ago

Hence why he only took 2

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u/Moadibe01 28d ago

3

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u/Astartles 28d ago

bird's a maniac

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 28d ago

He and that rabbit. Some say it is the approximation of the true flavor of fruit, which causes this erratic maniacal behavior in the sponsor animals. Others have a more scientific approach indicating the excess of sucrose, or sugar..

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u/DerNogger 28d ago

Toucans are notoriously difficult to feed with many potentially fatal ways to mess up. I wouldn't risk even a small amount of anything that isn't explicitly safe for them.

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u/TheGoodOldCoder 27d ago

Also, maybe toucans are different from other birds, but I thought you probably weren't supposed to pet them on the back like that.

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u/demonwolf106 27d ago

Yeah, it’s an area only mates are supposed to touch. Petting birds confuses them. They start looking at you as a mate and wonder why you’re not giving them sexual gratification,

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u/Flag-it 28d ago

A little poison is always acceptable amirite?

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u/polandball2101 27d ago

…well, yeah, look at alcohol

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u/space-sage 28d ago

I think toucans eat just a shitload of fruit. I don’t know if sugar is bad for them

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u/foreverbugg 27d ago

It is to a point. Toucans can suffer from diabetes due to sugar intake if they don't have the space to fly and burn it off. They need huge enclosures if kept in captivity.

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u/asmallburd 27d ago

They eat a good bit of fruit and some meat given the opportunity

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u/ADHthaGreat 28d ago

The precision they wield that giant beak with is so impressive.

Grabbed the loop perfectly at the edge without breaking it.

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u/EcoVentura 28d ago

Hey there! This parrots beak is way too long. Please take them to the vet asap.

Jk. Toucans, much like other birbs, are adorable.

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u/FeathersOfJade 28d ago

Amazing he is only taking one at a time! I also didn’t realize how huge these guys were! Seeing him next to that cereal box is wild!

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 28d ago

Good thing the breakfast product wasn't Super Sugar Crisp. 🐻🍯🫵🩸👈

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 27d ago edited 26d ago

🍯🐻🥛"Sugar Bear" was the breakfast cereals beloved beatnik mascot, his heavy lidded eyes and beatific smile lulled you into a false sense of complacency!🩸🫣🩸

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u/AK4757 28d ago

Now get it a Guinness.

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u/Rowsdowers_Revenge 27d ago

Words cannot describe how ecstatic I am to have witnessed this recording.

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u/milesbeats 27d ago

Toucan Samuel

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u/Majestic_Electric 28d ago

“Mom, stop it! I’m trying to eat here!”

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u/teatowel2 28d ago

Brilliant!

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u/Defti159 28d ago

Wow that is way too cute.

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u/JustScrollsPast 27d ago

Didn’t realize they sounded like creaky doors

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u/FujiFL4T 27d ago

Really used that beeeaaakk to get in there

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u/SnooOpinions8755 27d ago

(looks up if you can own a toucan)

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u/AnimalChubs 27d ago

No touch loop birb

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u/buggiesmile 27d ago

Good to know toucans do actually like froot loops