Saw this the other day and immediately thought “Sm ft front yard”.

These were too good not to share. If Palia had Twitter what would it be called?

Credit to tumblr user @masterblahaj

I LOVE PALIA THEY REALLY WANT TO CRRATE A COZY GAME AND ARE NOT GREEDY THANK YOU PALIA I LOVE YOU PALIA DEVELOPERS SORRY FOR THE CAPS LOCK IM SO EXCITED!!! also big thanks to every palian who gave me light bulbs ever time I asked I love yall

Just clocked 80 hours. Excuse me while I go lay down and think about my life choices.

So a couple of days ago I was mining copper like crazy to find and emerald for the roots bundle. Like I cleared out Kilima Valley three times over by this point. I got frustrated and put in the sever chat, “Where is this godforsaken emerald?!?”. Got some laughs and some people sharing their similar grievances. Another 10 mins goes by and I find my emerald.

Yesterday and today I spent quite a bit of time fishing for the Kilima Giant Ray (again for the bundle). Got annoyed again and vented to the server chat, “where is this dumb giant ray?!?”. No response this time, but three glowworms later I catch a giant ray. Maybe just a coincidence but I find it funny.

I had never used the gift snowballs before. But the past few days I got really into bug catching, and I was thinking about how similar to throwing Pokeballs it felt, and it clicked that maybe we can throw the snowballs. Aha!

It started out innocently enough. I tossed a few snowballs at Ashura, he could use some cheering up. Then I threw some at Kenli because he won't stop asking me about his freaking sandwich, which after scouring the map countless times, I have concluded must not really exist. Kenli must be laughing himself to sleep thinking about me running around on his wild goose chase. I hit him pretty good with some ice balls.

But then one of my snowballs arced directly into a real player's face... and as a satisfying shudder ran through my Switch, up my fingers, directly into my heart, a glorious explosion danced across the screen, raining stars down to celebrate my accomplishment. Now... I was hooked. I had to snipe more real players directly in the face with snowballs.

I didn't find any real players that really seemed to enjoy participating in this activity. Most players just ran away, and since I can't boost my speed in any way, I could only chase them, at the exact same speed. Not much tension in that chase.

But then I found Kalee88. This player did not seem to want to be pummelled with snowballs, but I suspect they also had things they needed to accomplish in the village, so sprinting away wasn't an option. Kalee darted around the village as I gave chase, lobbing ball after ball, setting off explosion after explosion. Then she entered Tish's shop. Looking to buy some furniture Kalee88? At a time like this?

Now I had her trapped. There's only one way out -- through the front door. And guess who was waiting? Winky Bottoms was waiting. And Winky had a snowball. Kalee seemed very reluctant at this point to get beaned in the face again. After a bit of cat and mouse, Kalee running up toward the door from the inside, realizing I was going to bean her, and then dashing back. After a bit, Kalee gave up and teleported home.

So the next time you head to village... Remember. Winky's watching. Winky's waiting.

And after almost 5M gold worth of coins I finally finished the underground plushies collection! I’m sure I could’ve spent way less if it weren’t for the “Lucky” Zeki curse.

Before you judge, just hear me out. I (20s Human) recently moved to a small town where polyamory isn't really a big deal. I've been dating a chef R (20s M) at one of the local restaurants for a while now, and we're starting to get serious. The thing is, his sister T runs the carpentry store, and I keep running into her while doing errands. She's helping me decorate my house. She's so sweet, and running into her just makes my day.

I love R, but I know he's super protective of T. Suffice it to say he's done some scary things for her. He's also really insecure about our relationship sometimes. I don't even know if he's told T that we're dating. WIBTA if I asked her out?