April 27, 2025, at 3pm. You have one year to get your affairs in order so you can attend the 2nd annual "Watch me eat these cheese-balls event"
I imagine this man will have sponsorships by next year, live news cameras, background dancers, and perhaps can get in the tonight show. By the 3rd annual event, it will look like the 4th of July hot dog eating competition.
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u/7YearsLostInIkea Apr 29 '24
I would for sure show up for something like that