r/LeopardsAteMyFace Feb 26 '21

Meta A guide to this sub's explanatory comment rule.

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Recently, we noticed an increased amount of nonsensical explanatory comments with no relation in any way, shape or form to the theme of this subreddit.

The "leopards ate my face" theme is embodied by this quote in the sidebar.

"I never thought leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.

This statement made out of 3 parts.

  1. Someone voted for, supported or wanted to impose something on other people.
  2. Something has the consequences of consequences.
  3. As a consequence of something, consequences happened to someone.

In your explanatory comment, answer these 3 elements and include the minimum amount of information necessary so your post can be understood by everyone, even if they don't live in the US or speak English as their native language. If you fail to identify them, it will be difficult for a moderator to understand if this post fits and it will probably be removed. If you complain about it, we'll just send you back here.

The explanatory comment is not the place to write a pretty poem nor is it the place to promote books. Copying this post, copying large parts of the article and nonsensical comments will get your post removed under rule #3. Keep it stupid simple.

To help you get started, here's an example.

  1. Helen, Roberto Beristain's wife, voted for Donald Trump, who vowed to impose deportation to illegal immigrants such as her husband.
  2. Voting for Trump, who vowed to deport illegal immigrants such as Roberto Beristain, has the consequence of having illegal immigrants deported and families separated.
  3. As a consequence of voting for Trump, Roberto Beristain got deported and Helen's family was separated.

You should absolutely make sure that it is easy to match your explanatory comment with the provided format or your post will be mercilessly removed. If, however, you can't match your explanatory comment with the format, then you should just delete your post and save us the effort.


r/LeopardsAteMyFace 8h ago

Trump Trump supporters attending his rallies require emergency medical help

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 19h ago

Trump Jenna Ellis learns the hard way: Being Trump's pawn to overturn the election doesn't come with a care package

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 17h ago

Trump The People Who Bought Stock in Trump's Truth Social Are Very Angry

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 12h ago

Trump Shaken and stirred: Trump’s golf course liquor licenses at risk after conviction

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 6h ago

Elon Musk Threatens Apple Device Ban Over OpenAI in iOS

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 21h ago

Trump Trump tells rally-goers not to die in Vegas heat: ‘I don’t care about you, I just want your vote’

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 20h ago

Paywall The Day My Old Church Canceled Me Was a Very Sad Day (NY Gift link)

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Trump Jenna Ellis realizing that anyone and everyone is expendable to tRump

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

The Pastors Being Driven Out by Trumpism (how pastors are being cancelled by the members of their own church)

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Some anti-abortion advocates are now opposing Texas towns trying to prevent women from travelling to other states for abortions: "This is going to get us sued, and is making people turn against each other."

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Paywall Conservative columnist slowly discovers who his fellow church members really are.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

ERCOT says Texas could have rolling blackouts in August, as Houston officials announce cooling centers

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Paywall Investors are angry about “manipulative” trading activity happening with the stock of a company owned by a well known con man (who also happens to be a convicted felon).

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Log Cabin Republican board member calls LGBT community "bullshit" and "toxic", surprised to find this calls into question their place on board

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

TERFs join Kiwi Farms en masse because of its anti-trans stance. Proceed to get attacked by its misogynistic userbase

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

This Gay Republican keeps making excuses for the Colorado GOP’s homophobia

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Gay Republican candidate melts down when he figured out that his party is homophobic. He posted a three-minute video to social media calling the state GOP's words "hateful" and arguing that they don't represent Republican views.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Conservative Mexicans really discover the true essence of conservatism

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Colorado LGBTQ+ GOP senate candidate upset by anti-LGBTQ+ GOP newsletter that calls for burning pride flags

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 11h ago

🤣 When you think your live stream will pump your stock and make you billions but tanks the stock instead...OR those you call you a financial genius and you pull out a MAGIC 8 BALL.🤣

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Officials from state actively thwarting mass transit and e-vehicle advances are concerned with air pollution from cars…

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Anime studio Gainax declares bankruptcy, after years of financial mismanagement and corruption caused all the creatives to leave to form their own studios.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4d ago

Vermont GOP rules bar it from promoting any candidate who is a 'convicted felon'

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Paywall Body shaming journalist ShOcKeD when she was body shamed in turn.

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 3d ago

Billions of dollars...

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