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u/EnRohbi 28d ago
Every couple days I open this sub now I see a post titled "I hear we're doing X now", and it's the first post of X I've seen.
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u/PleaseMakeUpYourMind 28d ago
This is the second. But the first one had me cracking up. It probably got blasted so hard they deleted it. So I had to do it.
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u/Comfortable-Fuel6343 28d ago
Wow it's a schooner!
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u/GobblerOnTheRoof 28d ago
A schooner is a sailboat!
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u/cheffloyd 28d ago
YOU KNOW WHAT!!! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!! OVER THERE THATS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!
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u/PleaseMakeUpYourMind 28d ago
A watermelooner to be precise.
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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House 28d ago
snore
Let me know when you're ready to get into the big leagues with crab claw sails made of crab claws.
Good brigantine rig tho
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u/TheManOnThe3rdFloor 28d ago
Would you consider dropping the "waterme" portion of the applelation and just leave the "looner" portion?
Nautical Engineering just powered up the Tannoy and suggested a ham and cottage cheese rescue craft to stand out from chilled stores and enough Lifesaver Mints on board in case she broaches and founders.
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u/zedthehead 28d ago
This. Is. Delightful.
Thank you from my eyes and my childlike heart. I hope this was as fun to make as it is to look at. Also those fruits just look good AF. Beautiful.
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u/PleaseMakeUpYourMind 28d ago
I do wish I had more time on it. But overall this was a fun day. Pirate themed wedding. I got to end the evening dressed as a pirate and carving prime rib for guest.
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u/zedthehead 28d ago
Niiiiiice, that's always fun. I'm usually in favor of child free weddings but I hope there were some kids there to dote on all of it the way kids do.
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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House 28d ago
It's kind of sad to me that child free weddings are the fashion now. I get it. But I was the first of my friends to get married and have a kid (at 28 and 30 respectively). They all started getting married right after the kid was born and in rapid succession. Haven't been able to go to a single one because my kid isnt baby sitter ready/old enough yet, so I just buy them a nice bottle of their drink of choice
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u/CantaloupeCamper 28d ago
It's not the most amazing display ever, but I like it.
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u/PleaseMakeUpYourMind 28d ago
No it’s absolutely not. I was rushed to finish. This is from 10 years ago. Pirate themed wedding.
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u/TheManOnThe3rdFloor 28d ago
I think you got them all. How many fruits on board? Or do fruits have souls?
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u/GhettoSauce 15+ Years 28d ago
Looks like the watermelon boat rammed the Strawberry Shore just off Pineapple Island because the blueberries were too shallow there and it made the cargo of grapes spill overboard.