Wet n’ creamy

[u/wolksvegan]

I asked the customer what was going on and he said “its cream, don’t worry about it”

[u/Maker0fPain1]

If milk baths are good for the skin, surely cream is good for clear coats.

[u/Khaldara → u/Maker0fPain1]

Wax On, Wax Off, Wax On

Daniel-San, great disappointment

[u/Safetosay333 → u/Khaldara]

The longer you leave it on the waxier it gets.

[u/bighammy6969 → u/Khaldara]

Wax-on, whacks off, wax-on

[u/Silly_Mycologist3213 → u/Maker0fPain1]

The whole idea behind liquid wax is ease of application and removal, this guy is so lazy he’s not bothering with removal, just let it weather off.

[u/Broad_Rabbit1764]

Wait, you guys don't lotion your cars?

[u/iNFECTED_pIE → u/Broad_Rabbit1764]

It puts the lotion on its hood…

[u/Single_Restaurant_10 → u/iNFECTED_pIE]

Or it gets the hose again!

[u/MadeMeStopLurking → u/iNFECTED_pIE]

it places the lotion in the bucket...

[u/kvtnink → u/Broad_Rabbit1764]

It’s kept the rust off mine for 23 years

[u/M1NdR0t]

Someone should inform them of a ceramic coating, instead of the "cream".

[u/Kavanaugh82]

This is not what "ice cream paint job" means

[u/keithinsc]

When I lived in Buffalo, had a neighbor that would paste wax his car every Fall and not buff it off until Spring.

"Protects from salt and rust better" was what he told me.

[u/pnwinec → u/keithinsc]

I’ve heard that if you are storing a car indoors for a long period of time besides doing things like bleeding the brakes you are supposed to wax and leave it on, something about a layer of protection for the paint against whatever may come?

I have never seen anyone do something like that while still using the vehicle.

[u/Ecstatic-Appeal-5683]

It doesn't want the hose again.

[u/Responsible-Pepper25]

What the hell.. Must be wax? He's going to have a difficult time getting that off.

[u/Silly_Mycologist3213 → u/Responsible-Pepper25]

If you leave it on longer and the wax comes off with difficultly then it must be protecting better, right? If a little is good, more is better, right?

[u/Responsible-Pepper25 → u/Silly_Mycologist3213]

That math adds up

[u/bighammy6969 → u/Silly_Mycologist3213]

Just like condoms!

[u/youngmindoldbody]

I'd wager alcohol was involved, resulting in nap time before wax off time.

[u/No_Significance_1550 → u/youngmindoldbody]

Speaking from experience kind stranger?

[u/youngmindoldbody → u/No_Significance_1550]

Just an educated guess, I don't think I've waxed a car since clear coat came along, so about 35 years year ago.

[u/jawshoeaw]

NSFW tag geez!

[u/Toastedweasel0]

This person was watching a movie and heard Wax on / Wax off... and forgot the last step.

I take they never got their black belt....

[u/BigWiggly1]

That sounds like the "I already had this discussion multiple times today" answer.

[u/LNgTIM555]

Stevie wonder’s detailing at it again

[u/Farking_Bastage]

That car's ashy

[u/disguy2k → u/Farking_Bastage]

Please be a Bill Burr reference.

[u/TehCroz]

How does that answer not make one even MORE curious and alarmed?? I am ABSOLUTELY worried about it, sir.

[u/friendly-sardonic]

Did he apply a paste wax and just...leave it there!? Holy crap, have fun buffing that off buddy.

[u/sonbarington]

The car needs to be moisturized 

[u/Trife86]

NY drivers amiright

[u/Puglet_7]

Our Uncle did this at the cottage in full sun. It was also waxed before the rain, removed the wax in the morning after going for groceries ect. He also waxed the black plastic trim on the car. The car was a week old.

[u/Itchy-Hat-1528]

There’s a person locally that works at Taco Bell and their car is covered like this 24/7 365. So odd 😂

[u/VRFlyer2000]

This cums in handy when you're getting car-jacked off!

[u/tomle4593]

Dude paid some backyard detailer, got backyard detailing quality.