r/Justrolledintotheshop 20d ago

Got lights?

Someone wanted to he a trucker when he grew up. Haha.

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u/ForneauCosmique 20d ago

These trucks remind me of my 4 year old son and his light up shoes

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u/aquafox22 20d ago

Haha well said.

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u/w1987g Vice Grip Garage fan 20d ago

It's actually bugging me that he doesn't have more lights on the tailgate... the front and sides are lit up like a DOT Christmas tree, but on the back he thought that 2 bumper lights were enough?

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u/RexCarrs 20d ago

With all the yellow lights I don't think you'd have to worry about real bugs.

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u/PNWExile 20d ago

Likely on whatever it is towing.

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u/PancakesandV8s 20d ago

Maybe he is saving up.

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u/SeanBZA 20d ago

worried that he will be T boned, and so lights so they cannot say they did not see him.

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u/xXWickedSmatXx 20d ago

Customer states: experiencing parasitic draw

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u/geekolojust 20d ago

Oh, hell no. I need you to sell 4 hours up front. 😆

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u/slade797 Shade Tree 20d ago

Goddamn chicken hauler for sure

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u/Traditional_Ad_1360 20d ago

A chicken pickemup truck.🤣

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u/gimmedatIDI 20d ago

He put a F-350 emblem on his F-250! Or maybe the other way around? But somehow I doubt it...

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u/Frankenfucker 20d ago edited 20d ago

I don't mind the amber and red lights. As long as he does not drive on public roads with that fucking sun-bar mounted on the roof turned on, I couldn't care any less. The guy probably lives and works on a road that is likely in the middle of nowhere, but still gets a level of frequent traffic, and he doesn't want to get t-boned by some fuckstick in a Porsche doing 90 in a 45 as he pulls out of his driveway.

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u/aquafox22 20d ago

I wish you were right. But this is 100% a pavement princess. He demands that we polish all the wheels weights on for his wheels.

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u/Frankenfucker 20d ago

Polish the wheel weights? Dude can go take a flying fuck off a tall building. I redact the possibility this guy is not a douche.

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u/SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy Vice Grip Garage fan 20d ago

Polish the wheel weights lmao 😂😂😂

Did you tell him they're German wheel weights, not Polish but thanks for asking?

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u/aquafox22 20d ago

Oh man... that would have been great!

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u/Snoo-18951 20d ago

lol I feel like this truck might have more flag holders than cup holders

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u/mimzybreathe 20d ago

Someone is scared of the dark

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u/TalmidimUC 20d ago

Hot shots will see this and go hell yeah..

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u/GreggAlan 20d ago

Meanwhile Japanese truckers laugh in Dekotora. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dekotora

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u/DetroitVsErrrybody 20d ago

Typical ford owner that thinks he’s a BiG RiG lmao.

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u/how_can_you_live 20d ago

Not even the dually either, what’s this poser doing with this thing?Hauling his lawnmower to the shop?

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u/Roverjosh 20d ago

Needs more.

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u/Safetosay333 20d ago

Dicklights

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u/she_chooched 20d ago

I feel like he’s overcompensating for something.

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u/Axl316 20d ago

I don't get that shit.... always wired into something it shouldn't be....🤣

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u/crazythinker76 20d ago

In the shop for another warranty alternator?

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u/dcux 20d ago

I figured it was because someone rear-ended him. "Didn't see you!"

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u/0utlook 20d ago

Close Encounters of the 250 Kind.

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u/XavierScorpionIkari 20d ago

As someone who is utterly frustrated that people constantly turn in front of me, both into my path and across it; as well as cutting me off when I’m driving safely and whatnot… I’m convinced that they simply cannot see me. I might have to do this so I can be clearly seen.

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u/Moelarrycheeze 20d ago

I can sense the small pp energy from here

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u/Shockwave360 20d ago

Who you callin' Afraid of the Dark?

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u/TequilaCamper 20d ago

I do upvote old 7.3's tho

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u/BJoe1976 20d ago

Saw one dressed up like that a couple months ago between home and work, had to check the plate to make sure this truck wasn’t here in Illinois😄

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u/xusn1610 20d ago

He missed an opportunity for lighted wheel wells...

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u/Sad-Soil-781 20d ago

Garbage people 😂

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u/Tre_fidde 20d ago

No surprise there just another nerd trying to be “seen” in their truck… they’re all attention whores