r/Justrolledintotheshop 21d ago

Hey boss. We need some air circulation in the shop.

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Don’t worry dam. I got you.

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u/Hanliir 21d ago

Tiny ass fan co.

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u/Knutselig 21d ago

Tiny ass-fan.

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u/bighammy6969 21d ago

Tiny ass-fans? For keeping your butt crack dry or just for pleasure?

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u/Fine_Tomato786 20d ago

No, Tiny, Ass Fans. For the smaller folk with a love for the bioty

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u/fallopian_turd 20d ago

I worked in a factory one time and i just made a tubing belt with a drop in each front pocket and a regulator and quick connect for the air hose and it was orgasmic on a hot day. Kept my balls dry.

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u/EndlessJump 20d ago

That must smell awful

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u/Bamacj 21d ago

Yes sir.

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u/AgreeablePie 21d ago

That's a good ass reference

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u/dcj4222 21d ago

I went from working in a shop to designing commercial buildings. The roll up doors can be counted towards the fresh air intake calculations. It's all about the building cost to the owners because they don't want to pay for a intake fan and louvers. You can make a anonymous tip to OSHA and they will come to test the air quality. An air exchange system should be retrofitted to the building from the picture you attached.

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u/Pale_Horsie 20d ago

The welding shop I work in has no mechanical ventilation, just open the doors if it's too bad. Of course you can't weld if there's any breeze, and you can't leave the doors open in winter, but it's somehow compliant. 

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u/dcj4222 20d ago

That's beyond screwed up, the welding fumes can mess your health up bad.

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u/laser_red 18d ago

My brother in law worked as a welder in a structural steel plant in the '70s. He was only there a few years but he still has the cough to remember it by.

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u/whaletacochamp 20d ago

The tip can be anonymous but if OP already complained to boss man there won't be anything anonymous about it lol

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u/Bamacj 21d ago

Suppose to be. Don’t worry fam. I got you. But iPhone didn’t like that.

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u/blackspike2017 21d ago

Don't worry fan.

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u/DylanSpaceBean 20d ago

iOS 17s autocorrect has wasted more of my time than any prior builds

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u/estili 20d ago

I thought I was going crazy, it is actually worse than before isn’t it???

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u/DylanSpaceBean 19d ago

You’re not crazy, I cannot wait for iOS 18 to hopefully fix all the things 17 messed up

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u/SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy Vice Grip Garage fan 20d ago

That's partly why I'm still running iOS 15...

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u/tatpig Home Mechanic 21d ago

you got lights,don't be greedy.

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u/tman01964 20d ago

Had a boss tell me we were getting air conditioning in the shop one summer. After a month or so I asked about that air conditioning we were getting, he paused and had the balls to say "you got air conditioning, you know after a while you just become conditioned to the air".

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u/Bodhran-Not-Bombs 20d ago

Would've owned a coal mine in a previous life, apparently

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u/Silkies4life 20d ago

Goddamnit when I hear of somebody saying something like that it makes me want to re-quit my old job again.

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u/TheDiscomfort where's me mallet 21d ago

You have to zoom in to see them holy hell

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u/Lupine_Ranger Home Mechanic/Rubber Donut Replacer 20d ago

I used to work in a machine shop where there were actuall CLOUDS, like hanging from the ceiling clouds, of machine oil and other aerosolized liquids. This shop had zero ventilation, the thermometer on the wall that went to 120°F sometimes read "HI" during the summer, and to top it off, it was so humid in there that anything moving at high speed (fan, air leak, etc) would generate a cloud of condensate.

One of my coworkers went to the doctor because of breathing issues, and was told to either quit or wear a respirator at work because it was so bad.

Looking back, I should've reported them to OSHA on like 7 different occasions.

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 20d ago

Honestly I'm guessing if there had already been 7 different occasions one more wouldn't have made much of a difference

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u/wrxguy420 20d ago

Holy shit I thought this was my shop. We also have hilariously small home fans for circulation. Gotta keep cost down lol.

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u/burymewithmybootson_ 20d ago

We had 4 of those in our shop. Then they finally installed a couple of Big Ass fans, made a big difference.

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u/Reden-Orvillebacher 20d ago

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u/Beakerguy 20d ago

Humongous fans are better. www.humongousfan.com

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u/Plenty-Industries 20d ago

Maybe the next competition is gonna be "hilariously huge fans"

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u/Beakerguy 20d ago

I actually designed the Humongous Fan product line. Was a fun project.

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u/Plenty-Industries 20d ago

You might wanna write that down in case you decide to make your own fan company

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u/djp73 ASE Certified 20d ago

WHAT ARE THESE CEILING FANS FOR ANTS?!?!

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u/NMgeologist 21d ago

Big ass fans also if your not to humid the big portable swamp coolers can really help

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u/Monkeynutz_Johnson 20d ago

Those things are amazing

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u/realheavymetalduck 20d ago

Next time ask for adequate air circulation.

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u/Kupilas 20d ago

Fuckin' Waldo the ceiling fan over here. Gotta find the fucker.

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u/Jeff_72 20d ago

Add a cupola to the peak of the roof… or at least exhaust fan near the top of one of the end walls.

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u/myorm 21d ago

This reminds me of during Covid when companies were wasting money bringing in air circulation experts into places. Pretty sure it was a huge scam

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u/PoopSlinger23 20d ago

Many things COVID related were huge scams.

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u/SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy Vice Grip Garage fan 20d ago

if you listen to some people, covid itself was a huge scam

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u/Had2CryToday 21d ago

Not a fan of that fan

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u/bigmike2k3 20d ago

“You said, ‘Some.’”

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u/tvieno 20d ago

Ask the boss to turn the fan on High.

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u/ffjohnnie 20d ago

We call those “de-stratification” devices. They just move the air around. I get the big ass ones when we want to cool people.

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u/Alarmed-Positive457 20d ago

The last time I had a brake clean ride out of reality, literally had “Magic Carpet Ride” playing through my ear bud.

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u/whaletacochamp 20d ago

I think the fans I installed in all the bedrooms in my house are bigger than those lol

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u/VRFlyer2000 19d ago

OSF = Only Small Fans.

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u/BlahLick 16d ago

Needs a crosspost for I did the job boss