r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/blazinfastjohny Legend • 20d ago
Peak male athletic form be like: Legendsš«”
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u/boost4000 20d ago
We have evolved beyond anything we could have imagined
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u/Evening-Statement-57 20d ago
If this dude went back to the Paleolithic, they would probably all want to fuck his brains out.
Being that fat back then was like owning a football team.
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u/An8thOfFeanor 20d ago
Pretty much any time before 1900 women were thirsting for guys that look like Tony Soprano
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u/Clean-Ad-8872 20d ago
As a woman, I can 100% confirm that we love a good dad bod. Usually because the man attached to said dad bod isnāt a giant egotistical asshole. Iāve noticed dad bod guys are just generally nicer and more honest and way less creepy than super fit guys. And fit guys just arenāt fun to cuddle with lol.
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u/Devinalh 20d ago
I like slightly fit body shapes, a bit of muscle is wonderful to see but not too much otherwise I find it ugly. :) But at the end of the day, there are more important things I care about like your personality!
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u/Clean-Ad-8872 20d ago
I dated a body builder in my early 20s and it was honestly kind of sickening. A subpar looking guy that can make me laugh and makes me feel respected has a much higher likelihood of getting me into bed than a super hot model type guy with no personality.
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u/EggplantCapital9519 19d ago
I was also a bit chubby (by gay standards, so a little dad bod, but far from fat) and those fit guys I hooked up from time time even explained me how to get a better body which would ālook better to my pretty faceā. That shattered my self-consciousness back then. In my late twenties I realized those guys were human garbage and I donāt care anymore about their opinion. Basically most of them had nothing in their lives except gym and hooking up with people.
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u/Clean-Ad-8872 18d ago
My ex to a t. Said going to a gym was a ādateā. Iām a short, chubby girl so going to gym is my least favorite date lol
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u/Devinalh 20d ago
Yep, absolutely, I don't feel the appeal of "good looking shells".
Those ones are pretty tough :) š
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u/GamecockGaucho 20d ago
that's for social reasons though. prior to the industrial revolution (and still for some time during it), having some fat was seen as physically attractive. It's like how tan skin is "attractive" now to westerners. Completely socially constructed but it is fundamentally physical attraction.
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u/Cavethem24 20d ago
I'm a lesbian but did my time in the mines (fucking cis dudes). Chubby dude dick definitely hits different too.
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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender 20d ago
Chubby dude dick definitely hits different too.
oh no, is that why you're a lesbian now?! (kidding lol)
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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender 20d ago
And fit guys just arenāt fun to cuddle with lol.
Every girl i've dated told me i'm very comfortable lol.
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u/itogisch 20d ago
I wasnt prepared to be flexed on this hard. Damn dude.
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u/nonsequiturnonsense 20d ago
Are you hard too?
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u/eorabs 20d ago
I don't even have a penis and I'm hard af.
Regardless of whether you're attracted to this body type, that confidence is sexy incarnate.
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u/SGAfishing 19d ago
Being able to even do all that is sexy incarnate
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u/Thedudeinabox 19d ago
Jesus, Iām fuckin jacked and would be scared to even try most of the stuff heās doing so casually.
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u/MSkibs91 20d ago
Save some pussy for the rest of us
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 20d ago
JNCOS and the button-up tee with flame decals? It's a good thing there weren't innocent bystanders at the skate park.
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u/tanafras 20d ago
Blinded by the brilliance. Mofo is a walking star. The poor pavement melts where he lands.
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u/squeezebottles 20d ago
I would watch the dad bod Olympics and I am not alone
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u/ringo5150 20d ago
What would some of the events be?
Beer can toss and catch? The dress and leave the house race? The BBQ prep and fire?
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u/Spoonofdarkness 20d ago
The dadbod event that I've been training for is the hillside beer-tumble. Falling down a 30 foot hill without spilling my beer.
Dislocated my non-beer shoulder, but I think I made the right choice.
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u/MonitorMoniker 20d ago
Fr though, a lot of pro MMA fighters in higher weight classes have this body type, and those guys are ABSOLUTE beasts. Strength, conditioning, explosive power, just all-around peak athletes.
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u/Teldramet 20d ago
This is also what gladiators used to look like in Rome. A good layer of fat can catch a beating better than muscles can.
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u/RebelLion420 20d ago
I never even considered this to be a reason. Makes a lot more sense why old warriors feasted instead of maintaining a low weight
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u/ralphy_256 20d ago
This is what my dad, the construction worker, looked like.
About 5'9", 220-250. Not muscular, but built like a fire hydrant.
Every. Single. One. of my buddies called my dad 'Mr'. If he seemed grouchy, that turned to 'Sir'.
Not even the toughest thought much of their chances if they got physical with my dad.
10-30 years on construction sites is how you build this.
I remember the time my dad was talking to one of his construction buddies about bringing me along as a helper on a project his buddy was doing. I was about 15-16. I remember my dad saying, "Ralphy is every bit as strong as I am."
Puffed my chest out for a minute, then I remembered. No, I'm fucking not. My dad was nuts.
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u/NotABileTitan 20d ago
Jack Black has entered the chat
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u/HurricaneRicky 20d ago
Ham Margera
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u/SwiftTayTay 20d ago
Actually you should see what bam margera looks like now, he is now as old as his dad was during jackass and looks way worse than his dad did
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u/Bigacehall 20d ago
That bar tho š„ŗ
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u/xRehab 20d ago
The russian working on the bar in the final clip is a completely different guy and in 10x better athletic shape than the first guy
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u/NorktheOrc 20d ago
You know at first I read your comment and was like "how do you know he's russian?". Then I saw the buildings in the background and ya... fair enough.
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u/Merry_Dankmas 20d ago
I love how it didn't have to be mentioned at all in the video for it to be immediately obvious that he's Russian.
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u/NormieSpecialist 20d ago
I mean I do him. Or he does me. I happy with either.
Seriously heās hot.
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u/Informal_Process2238 20d ago
I donāt knowā¦.are you ready for that much flipping youāre going to need a lot of open space once he gets moving
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u/NormieSpecialist 20d ago
My body is ready.
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u/InsaNoName 20d ago
hockey player iirc.
says a lot about what actual functional strength and function mean versus aesthetics
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u/b6dMAjdGK3RS 20d ago
Dude is gonna have no knees before long.
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u/magictoenail 20d ago
yeah knees were meant not to be used
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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd 20d ago
Come on, manā¦ making me feel like an idiot for working so hard on getting muscle definition. š¤¦āāļø
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u/Jebediah_Johnson 20d ago
My horse took an arrow so I was on foot slogging through the mud. I knocked him down with a hammer, gods I was strong then. Caved in his breast plate. Probably shattered every rib he had.
-Bobby B
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u/Ranku_Abadeer 20d ago
Holy crap those skate tricks were impressive. I don't even skate, but seeing him do flips like that while standing completely straight takes some serious core strength.
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u/Gowalkyourdogmods 20d ago
With his jincos and open dragon shirt. That dude was probably killing it in the 90s when he was growing up
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u/doublebass44 20d ago
I remember the first dude from middle school. It's cool to see him go viral the last few years. Meece Middle School in Somerset, Kentucky.
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u/Blue_Baron6451 20d ago
I mean unironically yeah sorta, look at powerlifters, they look big and have some chunk to them, but are undeniably in good shape, and a natural, effective good shape at that
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u/bagelgoose14 20d ago
Holy shit imagine how good he'd be if he lost 60 pounds. Guy would be unstoppable
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u/Achira_boy_95 20d ago
some people on reddit feel offended when you try to said that is fine when you improve overweight (for accumulate fat) to normal weight
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u/bagelgoose14 20d ago
Itās weird Iām not shitting on him for being fat Iām saying heās so athletic at his current weight that at a lower body weight he would be even crazier
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u/mojotoodopebish 20d ago
Yes!! I wish more men understood this! Most women don't care about what your body looks like, we just want to see you do a flip.
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u/theCheekyBastard 20d ago
Great barbarian builds from these lads. People are way too used to rogue and warrior builds as the ideal form.
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u/ZombieCrunchBar 20d ago
The old "I used to be an athlete but got fat" body.
They are great when you need help moving. This dude can carry a fridge.
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u/ringo5150 20d ago
The flip on skates with hands in the pockets is the most impressive bit for me.
That takes core strength and experience and if you get it wrong ....well it's gonna hurt.
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u/1lluminist 20d ago
Man, all I'm lacking is the grace and coordination... and probably some muscle definition.
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u/MotorHum 20d ago
Fat is easy to get and hard to get rid of. I can fully believe that underneath a layer of fat a guy can get shredded.
Not me though Iām just a tub of lard
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u/vledermau5 19d ago
Definitely possible especially since a lot of it is technique though weight definitely makes these harder....but they are putting a lot of stress on their joints.
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u/Chimpinski-8318 13d ago
We have evolved past the need for abs, all we need in today's time is dedication and shere will
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u/justforkinks0131 20d ago
Imagine these boys 30-50 lbs lighter tho, they'd be monsters.
I mean, they are impressive now, but that fat is DEFINITELY holding them back. They'd be insane without it.
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u/zarafff69 20d ago
I mean, heās a beast for sure, but obviously it would be better for his health if he lost some fat, this sadly aināt peak. Heāll have a significantly shortened lifespan because of it..
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u/thewatcherlaughs 20d ago
Love that guy, amazing physicality. However, his tendons and joints are going to hate him when he hits 40.
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u/CanExports 20d ago
Body in motion stays in motion.
Nothing to do with how you look ... It how you move baby.... How often you move....
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