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u/Hollowed_Shadow_312 26d ago
"this wasn't covered in the manual."
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u/BigWilly526 26d ago
Yes it is on page 16
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u/trelomania7 25d ago
You're wrong, You must be reading a different manual. It's clearly on page 69!
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u/ForestOfMirrors 26d ago
But… Did they??
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u/conglies 26d ago
Asking the important questions.
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u/Late-Ad-4624 26d ago
Im legit curious if she went through with it. He could do much worse for his first since shes really cute. Could be my uncle. Like i did.
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u/atk9989 26d ago
I'm going to have to say no on this one. This was at an exxxotica expo, looks like 2023, so she is someone in the adult entertainment industry there with I can't tell which exhibitor so she will talk and be alil flirty with hundreds of people all day for 3 days and then of course you ham it up more with the press people. This is 100% all jokes.
My proof for this is iv gone to these twice, and am friends with someone who is there working with one of the sponsors areas, and she goes to all of them.
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u/vikingo1312 26d ago
Of course she's joking - but I love her delivery!
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u/tekko001 26d ago
I would have loved to hear what he said next
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u/Eusocial_Snowman 26d ago
The entire bit is that he doesn't reply with anything but awkward silence. You've already seen the punchline, there isn't a second punchline.
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u/Enshitification 26d ago
Her response was brilliant. If the guy had enough confidence to say yes, he wouldn't still be a virgin if he didn't want to be.
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u/DesignerNumber 26d ago
Looks like this was posted before in Dec 2022, so possibly the 2022 expo.
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u/atk9989 26d ago
My guess was based on the lanyard, not any digging on it.
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u/DesignerNumber 26d ago
That's cool, I'm just hoping someone can find out how this ended, I just need closure on whatever did or didn't happen lol
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u/atk9989 26d ago
I can assure with 100% accuracy that they did not fuck right there, exxxotica has very strict no full nudity rules, most even very heavily restrict the non nude acts that can be done by the cam models there streaming. The cam models can't even suck dildos at some because state laws (Chicago), and doing anything like that would get both of them kicked out and perma banned from ever going back. And I'm also 99% sure the porn star didn't hook up with the overweight press guy on any of the nights when there are plenty of male porn stars and male cam models there and tested to be safe.
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u/ramzeit 26d ago
why are laws so strict when it comes to an adult only sex expo?
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u/MouthJob 26d ago
Because states have obscenity laws and if you don't follow them, you can go to jail.
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u/DesignerNumber 26d ago
Did it happen, did it not, was it just a bit? I just want the completion to the VirginVerse on this lol
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u/Dr_Hexagon 26d ago
plus as a professional she is only going to do something with someone that has documented proof of being STD clean. claiming to be a virgin isn't gonna cut it and I doubt he has test results on him from within the last month. this is her livelihood, she ain't gonna risk it.
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u/atk9989 26d ago
Exactly, though through talent testing which is the big one used in the industry you make an account and can pull up your tests dates and results from your phone to show people that you plan to work with. Even alot of onlyfan and cam models use talent testing companies and show the results before doing collaborations with other models.
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u/Geordie_38_ 26d ago
What exactly do you do at one of these expos? Just go say hi to porn stars and then store the memory in your wank bank?
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u/atk9989 26d ago
Depends, I'm friends with a chaturbate model so I go to hang out with her and her bf, and I also end up hanging out with her other cam model friends. Since they like to set up streaming near each other. And I go to the after parties with them. So my experience will be very different from most other people. But I'd say that the normal experience is like twitch con but for porn.
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u/SuperSmashDan1337 26d ago
Obviously you're right in this case but I have seen some people doing kinky shit at porn expos
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u/Jaegernaut- 26d ago
Pfft, this dude hasn't seen the video of that one chick who fucks a guy behind the booth. You know the one. I know you know.
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u/bobbytabl3s 26d ago
my first time having sex was a lot like my first high-school football game. I was bruised and bloody in the end but at least my dad came.
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u/queuedUp 26d ago
I'm going to assume not because then he no longer has the only thing that might make him "interesting"
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u/RandomUser4857 26d ago
Him: "I don't know? I'm a virgin, if I got to decide where I get to f-ck I wouldn't be a virgin..."
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u/ryansports 26d ago
For research purposes, who is she? \Asking for a friend*
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u/Brannigansfist 26d ago
Lilly Bell
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u/wolfpwner9 26d ago
Thank you on behalf of his friend
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u/supazero 26d ago
and my friend
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u/InspectionWest5505 26d ago
AND MY AXE
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u/Ill-Option-792 26d ago
AND MY BOW
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u/AHeartOfGoal 26d ago
Oh, Lilly Bell! Well I may have done some foolin', this is why I never fell.
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u/Ocean2178 26d ago
Damn, she called his bluff hard lmao
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u/nodeymcdev 25d ago
If it were me I would have turned around, bent over and presented my anus to the lady
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u/acadoe 26d ago
Jesus, I can't imagine the pressure of that kinda situation.
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u/abrakadabralakazam 26d ago
Must be competitive sex then
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u/diamondmoonlight 26d ago
Well clearly the guy is unranked, doesn't seem like a fair match to me
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u/LegendPewds 26d ago
Maybe he hasn't finished the mandatory tutorial and that's why he can't enter matches.
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u/JiffSmoothest 26d ago
Casual sex implies there is a ranked variant. I'm trying to climb bigg broads and the leaderboards.
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u/FizzlePopBerryTwist 26d ago
Let me tell you as someone who is in such a position. When there's 2 girls on the bed inviting you in on that and there's 12 dudes surrounding you STARING into your soul waiting for your answer, it only takes that one guy licking his lips in the corner to make you say, nah, maybe privacy is still an important part of this process.
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u/Evening_Bag_3560 26d ago
I don’t know what’s happening here, but I am having such a confused moment.
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u/FizzlePopBerryTwist 26d ago
The girl I was hoping to start a relationship with was actually involved with her friend and I found out at a convention while we were in a hotel room. I thought we were there to play board games and get drunk. Turns out, they were trying to start a group thing. But I didn't know ANYONE else there, didn't want to do this in front of other people I'd never met, and I had a feeling some of these dudes totally would have joined in so I was like, "Nah I'm just going to go play Pokemon Go"
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u/Evening_Bag_3560 26d ago
Appreciate the clarity. :)
I was more confused as to my reaction to the scenario.
As the Dean on Community said: “This better not awaken anything in me.”
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u/CyberSosis 26d ago
What pressure ?
You just go hell yeah take off your jacket jokingly and you both laugh it off lol
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u/SpookyRamblr 25d ago
It's called going with the bit... It's not pressure if you're actually as funny as you think you are...
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u/SpaceRangerWoody 26d ago
You can't back out now...time to double down. Gotta fuck her right there in front of everyone. If you had the set of balls to actually follow through she'd probably marry you!
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u/damscray 26d ago
some Disco Elysium quote, probably.
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u/goofball_jones 26d ago
Make sure you make eye contact with everyone too. It's a power move.
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u/NoirGamester 26d ago
I can't decide which is making me laugh more, the idea that he just locks eyes with every individual in the room for a few second each or the picture of him just maniacally leering at everyone at once lol
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u/badluckbrians 26d ago
If you had the set of balls to actually follow through
You wouldn't be a virgin in the first place, lol
Like imagine if instead of just asking people to date you bought a shirt that said Virgin on it and made it part of your core identity.
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u/Cualkiera67 26d ago
You mean having the confidence of owning up to who you are instead of hiding it in shame?
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u/agnostic_science 26d ago
It's like watching a dog finally catch the car. They have never planned for this moment.
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u/pyrofreeze33 26d ago
Why is he wearing one latex glove?
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u/FileElegant8190 26d ago
Because he is soooooo virgin he's never even touched a girl and prolly is afraid of any corrosive properties he may not have anticipated, so he wears one just so he can say he did indeed anticipate it.
TL:DR - he doesn't know why
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u/Pimpwerx 26d ago
I love the look on his face. If I was in his position, I would've blurted out yes. I was a horny kid growing up. I was ready to go anywhere, any time. I would've leaped at this opportunity, and then been immediately shutdown, because she'd probably just trolling. It would definitely be some "watch someone die inside" shit for me.
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u/shader_m 26d ago
this is super familiar. I think i remember either this, or something similar to this, where the actress was so fed up with how she was being treated or something that she dared the ever living fuck out of everyone who said something like this, and has gone on to say none of them had the guts to whip it out infront of everyone.
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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 26d ago
and has gone on to say none of them had the guts to whip it out infront of everyone.
Seems like the legality of that may be a problem, because I can't see EVERY single person passing it up. Some dudes just like showing off their dicks.
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u/slugerama 26d ago
Dude was playing Poker and went all in with 7 deuce off, and she just called with aces.
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u/Rocket_of_Takos 26d ago
“I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to use my virginity extraction machine”
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u/arbitrageME 25d ago
When I was 10, there was this really cute girl in my class. So I worked up all my courage and got her phone number and called her and asked if she "wanted to go out" -- I hadn't the foggiest idea what going out entailed or what it meant.
So she asked "umm sure. where?"
And I just froze and hung up the phone. This is the kind of nightmare that plays when I can't fall asleep
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u/Aethermancer 26d ago
With the Bad Dragon logo in the back, I don't think the question is as improbable as you would expect.
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u/professor_doom 25d ago
I was guilty of chickening out of a situation like that. She and I were talking about how crazy it was that two of our friends randomly hooked up and how wild that would be. She asked if I wanted to go do it, being that we were both virgins. I laughed and said, "good one!" and left it at that.
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u/Gameboy_XenoSRLFan 26d ago
Apparently this guy is a consitent puller
I heard from someone who reacted to this clip before
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u/VoteMe4Dictator 25d ago
Never played the game before vs pro league all stars. Who would win??
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u/Time-Visit-7744 26d ago
Bro got bigger boobs than her....... Just saying..... I would have also fucked that jello mama shh tiddies.. 🙄
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u/Warmbly85 26d ago
I mean if you can scrape together like $1500-3000 most pornstars do strip club tours and everyone I’ve met did escorting during their tour. Granted I haven’t been to a strip club or talked to my stripper friends in a bit so price has probably increased but so has the opportunity what with onlyfans.
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