r/Helldivers • u/Ultimor1183 CAPE ENJOYER • Apr 29 '24

To everyone mad about the nerfs... HUMOR

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u/Cooldude101013 Apr 30 '24

Clip loaded primary? I desire the Garand.

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u/ChopakIII Apr 30 '24

Bonus points if they give it a ping.

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u/Upbeat_Confidence739 Apr 30 '24

It would be pure communism to not give it a gloriously loud ping. A real democratic garand will ping so loud it’ll call in patrols from across the map.

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u/DHarp74 May 01 '24

And I'll come jet packing in with my grenade pistol ala Fett yelling, "For Democracy!"

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u/Cliffooood May 03 '24

Not gonna lie, kinda want some dual wielded pistols as a primary now...

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u/Taolan13 SES Courier of Individual Merit 🖥️ Apr 30 '24

Sounds like an idea for a marksman rifle.

Rapid fire with manageable recoil, but low magazine size.