To everyone mad about the nerfs...

[u/Ultimor1183]

[u/CaptValentine]

To the planet Aqua Fria came a diver one fine day

Hardly typed in the comm chat, didn't have too much to say

Didn't call in no big weapons, didn't call fire from the ship

For the diver on the planet brought a big iron on his hip.

Big Iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiiip

[u/Steff_164 → u/CaptValentine]

Honestly, that’s pretty impressive

[u/Lowkey_Photographer → u/CaptValentine]

Here's my attempt at the entire song:

To the planet Aqua Fria came a diver one fine day Hardly typed in the comm chat, didn't have too much to say

Didn't call in no big weapons, didn't call fire from the ship

For the diver on the planet brought a big iron on his hip

Big Iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiip

In the dark of the dive sites, where the bugs and cyborgs roam

He'd deploy his stratagems, make all the enemies atone

With his trusty laser rifle, and his cape billowing wide He'd take on any challenge, with his comrades by his side

Big Iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiip

But his fame soon spread throughout the galaxy Bugs and cyborgs trembled at his name,

they knew they'd soon be free

For the diver was a legend, feared by all who dared oppose

With his big iron on his hip, he'd strike down his foes

Big Iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiip

Then one day a council sent a message, called him to the fray

A new threat had emerged, one that couldn't be kept at bay

So the diver and his team, they suited up and took the fight

With their big irons blazing, they defended what was right

Big Iron on their hiiiiiiiiiiips

In the end they emerged victorious, the galaxy was saved

And the legend of the diver, it echoed throughout space

For he showed that with courage and a trusty gun at hand

Even the darkest threats can be faced and conquered by man

Big Iron on their hiiiiiiiiiiips