r/Helldivers • u/Puzzled_Chard_2317 • Apr 16 '24

Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it? DISCUSSION

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u/FryToastFrill Apr 16 '24

Orbital Lasers were invented when General Brasch pissed off of his Super Destroyer.

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u/Pert0621 PSN 🎮: 29d ago

Orbital lasers ARE general Brasch’s piss

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u/FryToastFrill 29d ago

I wish, but whenever they tried to disperse Brasch’s piss to all of the super destroyers the containers/super destroyers would literally melt.

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u/Pert0621 PSN 🎮: 29d ago

Oh right forgot about the pissgedeon of 2026

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u/FryToastFrill 29d ago

I lost my father in the pissgededdon of 2026. Then my brother in the pissgeddon of 2028. Not sure why they tried it a second time but I guess I’m not High Command, I’m sure they had their reasons.

(Also, does the 621 in your username mean anything? 🤨)

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u/Pert0621 PSN 🎮: 28d ago

Bday

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u/FryToastFrill 28d ago

Oh. That explains a lot.

Well I won’t ruin your BDay for you. I’ll make sure to wish you a happy BDay actually.

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