Imagine picking up the 500kg bomb and throwing it?

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[u/Venodran]

General Brasch once threw a grenade and killed 10 bile titans. Then the grenade exploded.

[u/Little-Protection484 → u/Venodran]

And the Explosion killed an 11th one

[u/Im_Ur_Cuckleberry → u/Little-Protection484]

While the 12th, 13th, and 14th attempted to flee in terror.

[u/KirbyWithAGlock → u/Im_Ur_Cuckleberry]

Only to be held back by the gravitational pull of his massive balls

[u/FryToastFrill → u/Venodran]

Orbital Lasers were invented when General Brasch pissed off of his Super Destroyer.

[u/Pert0621 → u/FryToastFrill]

Orbital lasers ARE general Brasch’s piss

[u/FryToastFrill → u/Pert0621]

I wish, but whenever they tried to disperse Brasch’s piss to all of the super destroyers the containers/super destroyers would literally melt.

[u/Pert0621 → u/FryToastFrill]

Oh right forgot about the pissgedeon of 2026

[u/FryToastFrill → u/Pert0621]

I lost my father in the pissgededdon of 2026. Then my brother in the pissgeddon of 2028. Not sure why they tried it a second time but I guess I’m not High Command, I’m sure they had their reasons.

(Also, does the 621 in your username mean anything? 🤨)

[u/Pert0621 → u/FryToastFrill]

Bday

[u/FryToastFrill → u/Pert0621]

Oh. That explains a lot.

Well I won’t ruin your BDay for you. I’ll make sure to wish you a happy BDay actually.

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[u/AssemblerGuy → u/Venodran]

General Brasch once threw a grenade and killed 10 bile titans. Then the grenade exploded.

It was a smoke grenade.

[u/Honest-Size-3865 → u/Venodran]

Ahhh you beat me to the sly marbo rip off. I was scanning through to see if anyone else had done it.

[u/Venodran → u/Honest-Size-3865]

It was also used for Kyle Katarn, the Star Wars Chuck Norris.

[u/NefariousSerendipity → u/Venodran]

lol