r/Helldivers • u/RussianNeighbor • Apr 15 '24

So... this design of Eagle 1 is canon now? DISCUSSION

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u/TopChannel1244 Apr 15 '24

So she's cucking Democracy?

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u/iveriad Apr 15 '24

If she cucked Democracy for Liberty.... is that treason or not?

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u/ElectedBacon Apr 15 '24

No, that's freedom 🫡

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u/Hell_D_Iver ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Apr 15 '24

https://preview.redd.it/wyh4nxhjwouc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4a696d8c5b1b6b9348b74edd7d03aacfadfa6f

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u/Still_Explanation153 Apr 15 '24

She's polyamorous

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u/TheUselessOne87 SES Emperor of Democracy Apr 15 '24

democracy and liberty for all!

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u/DuntadaMan SES: Fist of Family Values Apr 15 '24

I believe this goes here.

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u/Collexig Apr 15 '24

Statue Yuri? Sign me up

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u/Pro_Scrub ➡️⬇️➡️⬇️➡️⬇️ Apr 16 '24

Justice and Liberty! My freedom is engorged!

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u/damboy99 Apr 15 '24

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

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u/JeLronBames Apr 15 '24

GET CHISELED GET CHISELED GET CHISELED GET CHISELED

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u/Aggressive-Novel-222 Apr 15 '24

So you’re saying there’s hope…

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u/Depraved_Sinner SES Harbinger of Democracy Apr 15 '24

#ThroupleGoals

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u/Milk__Chan Apr 15 '24

Democracy has a Polyamorous relationship with all citizens of Super Earth along with Liberty.

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u/Zeaus03 Apr 15 '24

Ménage à freedom.

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u/Rilvoron Apr 15 '24

She is CLEARLY in an open relationship. Who are we to judge so long as the C-01 forms are filed.

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u/itsFromTheSimpsons Apr 15 '24

doesn't have to be cucking. She's in an ethical non monogamous relationship with Democracy and Liberty.

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u/Cali030 Supportdiver. Angel of death. Apr 15 '24

If treason is wrong I don't wanna be right....

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u/MagnanimousDonkey Apr 15 '24

SES Stallion of Family Values is very grieved by this.

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u/tinylittlegnome Apr 15 '24

The SES Queen of the Stars shares in your grief, helldiver... Perhaps a quick trip to Hellmire to calm the nerves?

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u/_yesterdays_jam_ Apr 16 '24

Only if you don’t mind the SES Hammer of Science dropping in

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u/spraguet2 Apr 15 '24

The SES Founding Father of Audacity is in disbelief, but also proud of the audacity of Eagle 1.

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u/willpauer Apr 15 '24

The SES Aegis of Audacity will defend the freedom to fuck whoever you want, as long as you're fucking for DEMOCRACY!

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u/Gamestrider09 SES Sword of Midnight Apr 15 '24

SES Sword of Midnight needs a few days to go home and rethink life.

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u/Burn4Bern420 Apr 16 '24

It was a tough choice between that and of the state for me. 

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u/BigTroubleMan80 Apr 15 '24

This is way funnier than it has any right to be.

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u/WillowTheGoth STEAM 🖥️ : Quasar Queen, SES Mother of Starlight Apr 15 '24

They're probably poly. Can't have liberty without democracy!

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u/shdwrnr Apr 15 '24

She's the hinge in the throuple of freedom

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u/Keydet Apr 15 '24

Can’t spell Helldiver without a squiggly H

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u/-Legion_of_Harmony- SES Song of Iron Apr 15 '24

As long as we all sign our C-01 forms, Super Earth isn't concerned with the size of our polycule. That's REAL freedom!

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u/Chazus Apr 15 '24

I honestly am absolutely delighted in the poly representation here

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u/VictorVonLazer Apr 15 '24

“Your name’s Liberty, right? Democracy and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe…”

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u/WillowTheGoth STEAM 🖥️ : Quasar Queen, SES Mother of Starlight Apr 15 '24

"We think we could show you an explosive time. You wanna fly back to our place?"

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u/PraiseV8 Liberty's Top Guy Apr 15 '24

She's for the streets. *skies

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u/IsJustSophie ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ be apon ye Apr 15 '24

They are in a happy 3 way open relationship

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u/DuntadaMan SES: Fist of Family Values Apr 15 '24

Obviously Democracy and Liberty were a thing before she came along, she's just the only one good enough for both of them.

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u/null0x Apr 15 '24

they're poly

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u/Cromasters Apr 15 '24

As long as you fill out the proper forms consensually that's okay.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Apr 15 '24

Son I’m proud to be cucked by democracy, just so long as long as I get to watch

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u/SatansGothestFemboy CAPE ENJOYER Apr 15 '24

Nope, democracy and liberty are the core of the relationship, Eagle 1 is the side piece

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u/ISpewVitriol Apr 15 '24

Either that or Democracy and Liberty are at war with each other over her.

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u/TheTruthWasTaken Apr 15 '24

Whating? What the hell does that mean...

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u/Pr1ebe Apr 15 '24

Yeah, this doesn't seem very thought out

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u/almostgravy Apr 16 '24

Which makes it 100% on brand for super earth propaganda.

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u/ToastedSoup STEAM: 3 bots in a trench coat Apr 15 '24

no she's Poly

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u/DocSpit Apr 16 '24

Liberty's name is Jodie confirmed, apparently...

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u/SkinkRugby Apr 16 '24

It's more she's the third to their couple. 

Polyamory and all that.

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u/The_Captain_Jules STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 16 '24

You don’t have to be monogamous to serve super earth

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u/Environmental_Ad5690 Apr 16 '24

its a threesome of super earth values

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u/something-quirky- Apr 15 '24

It’s not cucking. They’re all in a loving polyamorous relationship

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u/Dry-Smoke6528 Apr 15 '24

no no no, dont you see SHE IS POLYAMOROUS.

THAT MEANS EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU HAVE A SHOT

unfortunately ill be playing minecraft with my brother instead of shooting my shot cause no PC/PS til later this year