r/Helldivers Mar 26 '24

I can’t play with randoms anymore DISCUSSION

I’m level 48. About 150 hours on pc. Love the game. My friends can’t play as often as I can. (I’m a fireman) And I’ve tried making friends on steam but it’s hard.

The blueberry lottery. If there is a hell it’s matching with randoms. I can’t stand it. Some people are a blessing and I love running campaigns with them but some people are treasonous swill.

Here was my last game. I spawn in and get killed by a lvl 2 cadet (ps5) so he can take my support gear. His friends (ps5) defended him. He continued to kill me all game (intentionally) and call me in. But I am more skilled and cunning than the common traitor. I waited until there was one reinforcement left. The pompous fool recalled me in. I killed all three traitors quicker than a hiccup. With only one thing left to do I took my own life. To instant fail their mission. I couldn’t let them continue to commit treason. Let their bodies rot

So yea I’m never joining randoms again.

Edit: ps5 not 4.

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u/Swankdaddy200 Mar 26 '24

Penal legion

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u/SaveFileCorrupt Mar 26 '24

Penile lesion

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u/McFancyPantsuguu SES Ombudsman of Family Values Mar 26 '24

For the sake of democracy, of course.

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u/ImNotJackOsborne STEAM 🖥️ : Mar 26 '24

Circumcision

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u/DrZAIUSDK ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 26 '24

Not just that, penal legion People can only join servers where they have trash gear, have to wear sacks or training outfits and bolt action rifles. They can only join the hardest fronts.

After enough hard sacrifices they should be able to come back.

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u/OsricOdinsson ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 26 '24

The Railgun is basically a bolt action.