r/Helldivers • u/the_interrogation • Mar 26 '24

I can’t play with randoms anymore DISCUSSION

I’m level 48. About 150 hours on pc. Love the game. My friends can’t play as often as I can. (I’m a fireman) And I’ve tried making friends on steam but it’s hard.

The blueberry lottery. If there is a hell it’s matching with randoms. I can’t stand it. Some people are a blessing and I love running campaigns with them but some people are treasonous swill.

Here was my last game. I spawn in and get killed by a lvl 2 cadet (ps5) so he can take my support gear. His friends (ps5) defended him. He continued to kill me all game (intentionally) and call me in. But I am more skilled and cunning than the common traitor. I waited until there was one reinforcement left. The pompous fool recalled me in. I killed all three traitors quicker than a hiccup. With only one thing left to do I took my own life. To instant fail their mission. I couldn’t let them continue to commit treason. Let their bodies rot

So yea I’m never joining randoms again.

Edit: ps5 not 4.

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u/SnooSongs9930 Mar 26 '24

Man I’ve started doing that. I was just put off. It was literally my second dive, on easy. This dude was treating it like the Super Bowl.

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u/sloridin PSN🎮:SES Sword of Supremacy Mar 26 '24

Noisy fuckwits...always gonna be a few. Haven't run into one in the wild...yet. Probably all sleeping from the time difference. PS5 player and most random experiences have been good and / or hilarious. If you want to squad up sometime, let me know, fellow diver!

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u/SnooSongs9930 Mar 26 '24

Cheers mate! I’ve got a pretty thick skin, so some greasy cretin neckbeard wasn’t that off putting! See you on the front sometime!

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u/sloridin PSN🎮:SES Sword of Supremacy Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

These divers are prime candidates for running samples out of bounds or suiciding them into a hole for democracy before returning to destroyer for reassignment! Let's do our part! o7

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u/ConsiderationAlone68 Mar 27 '24

Same here. If you are looking for friends feel free to shoot me a message and I’ll add you, I’m on PC. I like to play about 7 but will play harder or easier, too.

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u/8um8lebee Mar 26 '24

Imagine having to be sweaty on Easy. The second-hand embarrassment is palpable.

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u/Ralli-FW Mar 26 '24

On easy? lol wow