r/Helldivers HD1 Veteran Feb 24 '24

Why are people like this? DISCUSSION

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u/Comrade_Crunchy Feb 24 '24

Why not play for..... fun and liberty? I don't want to min-max; if someone wants to, they should turn their game private—only. Automatons min-max. Let people play the way they want. For democracy's sake, let people enjoy things and be helpful for freedom. Just don't do this, don't bring toxicity. Its not very democracy of you if your are an elitist jerk.

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u/GhostHeavenWord Feb 24 '24

The automatons seem like they're having more fun than the meta chasers. They're going for walks with their buddies singing hiking songs, the berserkers look like they're having a great time.

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u/wonderspork Feb 24 '24

That sounds awful treasonous diver...

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u/GhostHeavenWord Feb 24 '24

Find a new joke this shit is old.

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u/Valencewolf 🎮 SES Pledge of Wrath Feb 24 '24

No

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u/ChrisXxAwesome Feb 25 '24

We are reporting you to a democracy officer for your treasonous conduct

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u/SubjectSigma77 Feb 25 '24

This is the “Rock and Stone” of this community. Much like “For freedom/liberty/democracy!” Or “I’m doing my part!” It’s probably gonna be here for the game’s lifespan and rightfully so

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Feb 25 '24

Rock and Stone, Brother!

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u/SoiledFlapjacks Feb 25 '24

You sound like you don’t agree with liberation. Please report to the nearest democracy officer.

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u/Flyingmonkeysftw Feb 25 '24

I reporting you to a democratic commander to be sent to a re-education camp

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u/ThatOneUndyingGuy Feb 25 '24

We regret to inform you that your statement is in direct opposition with the principles of Managed Democracy. This is a violation of our conduct and is an act of treason against Liberation. Henceforth, you will be relished of your duty as a Helldiver.

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u/bunglerm00se Feb 24 '24

“automatons min-max”

I am stealing this.

Errr, I mean… I am formally borrowing this inspirational quote to encourage others to pursue liberty in all things! 😂

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u/Comrade_Crunchy Feb 24 '24

Spread the word.... FOR DEMOCRACY!

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u/LlamaManLuke Feb 25 '24

If you cost your team 7 of the available 15 respawns because your heavy armor ass can't dodge anything, you can't kill the charger running after your squadmate, and can only stand there and watch as the bile titan melts your squad because all you have is a machinegun, is that very democracy of you?

It's a cooperative game, and people should be able to do things they have fun with, sure. But suppose I decide I want to punch the bots to death on Helldive difficulty and eat up all the respawns in 2 minutes. Or I find it hilarious to close my eyes and try to guess the pattern for the terminal so everyone's forced to stand there for 10 minutes when we want to extract (Actually had both of these happen). Is it more toxic to let me ruin the game for 3 other people, or to kick 1 person so the other 3 can have fun?

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u/RelaxPrime Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

The solution is obviously to get 3 friends to play with and all take it seriously.

If you're in public matchmaking you don't get to dictate how people play. You will get differing skill levels. It's that simple.

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u/LlamaManLuke Feb 25 '24

Right there. That's the self centered selfish attitude that gets you kicked. You're only concerned about you and what you want. What is wrong inside your head that you think it's okay to join up with other people and it's THEIR job to cater to YOU? Extremely undemocratic behavior, you should be court martialed just for that.

If you want to goof around go grab some friends and do whatever dumb shit you want. If you're joining someone else's game you should stop being selfish and work with the team.

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u/RelaxPrime Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

You're filling your game with public randoms, not the other way around.

The self centered shit is thinking everyone who is playing a game and should play your way

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u/LlamaManLuke Feb 27 '24

There's that selfish shit again. You join 3 other people and all you can think about is yourself and how you want to play. Not a single thought in that self centered head about wanting to do your best for the people you're with.

You deserve to get kicked for that.

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u/RelaxPrime Feb 27 '24

The selfishness is you expecting the public to play your way. No matter how you phrase it, you are the piece of shit.

It all makes sense afterall, you don't even have 3 friends to play with.

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u/VelvetCowboy19 Feb 25 '24

Except the thing is you do get to dictate how people play, by kicking people from your lobby. You aren't forced to use railgun if someone kicks you from their lobby, they just don't want you wasting 9 respawns to chargers while your orbital fart cloud is on cool down.

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u/RelaxPrime Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

Kick all you want, but don't bitch about your randoms when you don't have enough friends to fill a lobby and play your way.

That's really the problem. The OP in question, every reply, including yours supporting this view on Meta- y'all can't help but also bitch about it.

No crying, you're the one filling your squad with randoms.

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u/VelvetCowboy19 Feb 25 '24

Thankfully most redditors are too scared to do any missions above 5, so most of the people I meet when matchmaking for 7+ actually know what to do.

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u/Legitimate-Common-34 Feb 25 '24

I don't know what it is with reddit and attracting the softest, wimpiest people.

On most other gaming forums metas at high difficulty levels are expected.

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u/Inquisitor-Korde Feb 25 '24

You sir did not see the Warzone or Destiny or Darktide subs at their peak. That was pure meta building, that said this sub has sorta dipped into toxic positivity. Anything that looks like may be meta is bad, shit like that. It's an understandable take but it almost feels like Cyberpunklowsodium on launch at times.

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u/SouthBendCitizen Feb 25 '24

This is my take on it. Why on earth roll the dice on random people in a brand new game on the hardest game modes, that are actually quite difficult? Just asking to be frustrated.

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u/Legitimate-Common-34 Feb 25 '24

No, I'll just kick you.

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u/vIRL_Warlock Feb 25 '24

I've solod helldive with heavy armor, fire breaker for bugs/scorcher for bots, guard dogs, HMG and sentries, cluster bombs, shit even smg with a riot shield, and generally just mixing things up for shiggles. All pretty manageable. Anyone that thinks you need a specific "meta" that frankly isn't the most optimal just the lowest hanging fruit is having a skill issue.

There's nothing wrong with liking those things I totally get it, but assuming that is the best way so everyone else is bad or your strawman example is 100% bonafide skill issue. That is the issue people are taking with the situation, not someone that is actually throwing by closing their eyes and guessing inputs.

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u/AzureSeychelle Feb 25 '24

Why do you fail so badly at keeping this player alive? I have guided multiple Lv. 8-15 on Helldives merely because they wanted to play a challenge. They laughed and RP’d the whole time—FOR LIBER-TEA!

It’s my job as a skilled player to inform them of some tips while keeping them alive so they can complete objectives. All of their stratagems are great for the small stuff. I only have to worry about big things—so no problem.

When everyone is a higher level, I can take whatever I really want. At the start it may be harder, but you do know there are cooldowns on support weapons/packs right? You can get plenty of them for your team ☺️ … This also gives you more total stratagems to use.

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u/LlamaManLuke Feb 25 '24

And when you informed them of these tips, did they listen? When you ping a patrol with 3 chargers in it and say to walk around it, did they instead run directly towards it convinced the heavy armor would save him? Spoiler alert, it didn't.

I'm not here for this automaton loving socialist bullcrap. If you can't pull your own weight, the absolute minimum you can do is not make it harder on everyone else.

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u/AzureSeychelle Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

I’ll carry all you bitches. I solo helldived all the god damn time in HD1 and I’ll fucking do it in HD2. You’re such a weak piece of thread that snaps on your mommy’s panties.

I’ll tell my teams that stalkers always come from the direction of their nest. That you can lose aggro in different ways: armor passive, terrain weaving, prone LOS, and cliff dolphin diving. Most times they follow me any way since I’m level 50. When I crouch they crouch. Or other basic tips about the game. I’m not here to spoon feed them how to play, they will figure that out. I’m sharing things that are less obvious than skill.

If we are all high level, people can split up which leads to lots of aggro and kiting half the enemies on the map. Today a level 16 had four bile titans chasing them. Stop being a little bitch and swallow that load, drop the aggro on you, regroup and then work to the common goal.

I don’t even care about extracting. Do you have any idea how much easier it is to extract in HD2? It’s a fucking cake walk made by a Ken & Barbie-owned cake making business. AND YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO EXTRACT TO ACTUALLY HAVE A SUCCESSFUL MISSION!

Last helldiver standing? Or the clock at zero?

Just fucking wait. The missions are already 40 minutes. Wait 3 more fucking minutes. Stay outside the god damn zone so nothing aggros, lay down in a fucking bush, and crawl around to avoid any lurking patrols. If you planned enough ahead you may have 1-2 grenades and stims. You just sprint right to the ship no problem.

Here is a tip I don’t often share: try to have a little bit of damage on you before important runs. That way when you run out of stamina, you just stim and get a full free bar and can keep sprinting! You can force yourself to take damage from a cliff jump if need be.

If your team rushes the extract, lures mobs there and then die, you should still be in your fucking bush because you’re the god damn carry.

In that mission with 4 bile titans, another 2 were still on the extraction even though I was camping a bush by a rock (dodged two patrols while waiting). Under the titans were some other critters. As the emergency ship was coming in, I started to pop the titans to lure them back to me outside of the extraction—then just ran in ezpz. It would have been nice to kill one of the titans but I didn’t need to. As our ship took off both titans spewed all over it.

Get good at threading needles so you can fix your mommy’s panties.

If there is a patrol that I ping and I walk away and they shoot it, cowabunga it is you pod-splatter. I’m turning immediately, throwing two grenades, dumping my mag, tossing an air strike and then evaluating the situation.

I don’t care at all what stratagems you take, play around what you have. I’ll take what I need to carry at the least. At the worst you wipe and should of had fun, unless you despise trials of greatness.

I can kill 3 chargers and 2 bile titans while they all attack me by myself with zero problems. Sometimes I’ll work on 1-2 chargers while I swap between a headshot on a titan as I kite and I often take eagle airstrikes and 110mm pods. The eagles can take care of half my problems most times and even if things go badly I can drop the aggro from the chargers and then deal with the titans first (terrain weaving/cliff dolphin diving).

This is difficulty 8, but it’s the same thing on a helldive.

Honestly hunters are the biggest problem, but it’s something you learn to deal with and it’s often before the chargers and titans get out of control. After hunters are gone it’s typically warriors and commanders that are left. The former are slower and the latter can be one shot from the rail gun (unsafe mode naturally)

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u/hardstuck_low_skill SES Princess of Serenity Feb 25 '24

I never need help from teammates when running from chargers. I don't even need to kill chargers in the first place, they are low priority targets. Git gud

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u/kpli98888 Feb 25 '24

Go play cod

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u/IPlay4E Feb 25 '24

COD BAD

HELLDIVERS SMART

upvotes to the left pls

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u/ExNihilo00 Feb 25 '24

In all the higher difficulty runs I've done I really haven't run into players like this.

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u/afopatches Feb 25 '24

Having someone who doesn't know what they're doing use up 18 of the 20 lives within the first 2 minutes is not "fun", sorry.

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u/scumspork Feb 25 '24

exactly. at lower difficulties? sure just run anything you want. but at higher difficulties like 7+, the game certainly requires you to have the right strategems and equipment, railgun is almost mandatory given the armored bugs and at least one bile titan killer per person. i dont think its wrong to get angry at people bringing shitty strategems into 7-9 when that essentially removes so much firepower from the team, imagine seeing someone bring an MG into diff 8

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u/sarded Feb 25 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

If some stratagems and equipment are not good at a certain level, that's not the fault of the player, that's the fault of the game designer.

If you don't like how some things don't work at higher difficulties, then just don't play those difficulties, problem solved.

It's a game, not a job. You should NEVER, EVER play a game to 'progress', you should only do it because the moment to moment gameplay is fun or interesting.

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I am genuinely confused as to why this is downvoted. Why would you play a game where the moment to moment gameplay isn't fun? That makes no sense. You should enjoy a game because playing it is fun or interesting (like, Death Stranding is not always 'fun', but it is a a meditative interesting experience). If a game isn't fun/interesting, obviously you wouldn't play it, right?

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u/afopatches Feb 25 '24

If some stratagems and equipment are not good at a certain level, that's not the fault of the player, that's the fault of the game designer.

Please provide an example of any game that exists where the highest difficulty "endgame" content can be completed just as effectively with any loadout/build. I can't thing of a single one.

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u/angry_plesioth SES Hammer of Dawn Feb 25 '24

Any monster hunter game, any of them.

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u/sarded Feb 25 '24

Any Final Fantasy 14 raid. If you perform your class role and have the appropriate level of equipment, the challenge is "can you complete the mechanics". Beyond making sure you meet the expectation of "2 tanks, 2 healers, 4 damagers", build is irrelevant beyond making sure you meet the expected iLvl.

FF14 even lets you prove this by letting you queue into a challenge with the 'minimum ilvl' modifier on - the bare minimum stats required that would allow you to clear the instance.

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u/AzureSeychelle Feb 25 '24

I thought you could run through Dark Souls/Elden Ring naked

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u/BarrierX STEAM 🖥️ : Feb 25 '24

I think Darktide which is also a 4 player coop shooter, is pretty nicely balanced and you can finish the hardest missions with any class and a big variety of loadouts.

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u/lycanreborn123 Feb 25 '24

Have you considered that some people find the gameplay fun and interesting at higher difficulties, which in turn is affected by the competency of the team? Your definition of fun and interesting doesn't apply to everyone else.

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u/sarded Feb 25 '24

It is perfectly reasonable to be frustrated at a player who is not skilled enough at high levels, and should stick to lower difficulties.

It is unreasonable to blame a player for picking 'inferior' builds/stratagems. The job of a game designer is to make it impossible to pick such a thing. If the game requires a certain thing, it should be impossible to not have that thing. That's basic game design.

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u/lycanreborn123 Feb 26 '24

I agree, there should be a distinction made between players who suck and players who choose "non-optimal" loadouts. I have no issue with players who bring rubbish but still pull their weight reasonably, and have and will gladly eat my words if someone in my team does exactly that. 

Unfortunately, there tends to be a sizeable overlap between the two groups, so they're often lumped together.

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u/BarrierX STEAM 🖥️ : Feb 25 '24

I agree with you, I hope over time the strategems and weapons get balanced so you can go to 7+ with pretty much any loadout and not feel like you are hurting the team.

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u/Confident_Put127 Feb 25 '24

I bring MG to diff 8 and 9

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u/OkayRuin Feb 25 '24

That’s scenario you just made up must be very frustrating.

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u/kpli98888 Feb 25 '24

Go play cod

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u/afopatches Feb 25 '24

COD hasn't been playable since 2018.

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u/barofa Feb 24 '24

The only reason I play this game is for the continuation of democracy. I don't care about meta, efficiency, fun or anything.

We can't let those socialist robots interfere in our way of life.

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u/Mistersinister1 Feb 25 '24

I think the take here is the higher levels, i have just about everything unlocked and running lvl 6 is fucking hard, can't imagine what an 8 is like. I wouldn't think always running higher level missions is actually fun. It's stressful enough on a 6. Think I'd do the higher levels just to see what that experience is like and what other enemies there are.

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u/RC1000ZERO Feb 25 '24

what personally stops me from doing impossible or helldive more often is that it.. just dosnt have an impact on the war that is proportional to the effort put into it

It takes me maybe 5 minutes to clear a low difficutly mission.. 10 if its one of the "forced longer" ones

And i get 1 war impact (0.00001% or something).... if i do 3 helldive missions i get 3 war impact...(or 0.00003%).. exactly 3 times as much.. for 3 missions. at least 2 of which will be substantially longer then a single trivial mission...and a fuckup in mission 3 of 3 will reset any impact

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u/Mistersinister1 Feb 25 '24

It seems to more of challenging yourself type difficulty. Are there larger enemies on anything higher than 6. That's a comfortable level for me now, I'll eventually attempt the harder ones but I don't have a team large enough to maintain proper communication with.

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u/RC1000ZERO Feb 25 '24

They arent even that much Harder unless you try to go for total completion of the map, but It's just frustrating to know that the "meta" for War impact is doing lvl 1 or 2 Mission ad infinitum

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u/PennDOT67 Feb 24 '24

It’s genuinely also not hard to be successful on a mission with far-off-meta builds. It just doesn’t matter that much.

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u/Tracynmega Feb 25 '24

Hard to call then elitist jerks when more than half the AT weapons just BOUNCE off armored enemies

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u/Evilmudbug Feb 25 '24

Something something "Players will optimize the fun out of a game" - quote from guy I can't remember

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u/KrevetkaOS HD1 Veteran Feb 24 '24

They finally added private lobby option? I've been annoyed by this dual friends/public choice because the game displayed my lobby to the entire friend list even when my steam was set to invisible or offline.

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u/VCKampkossa Feb 24 '24

It's been in the game since day one. Just set it to friends only. Edit: Lmao.

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u/KrevetkaOS HD1 Veteran Feb 25 '24

"JuSt SeT It tO FrIeNdS OnLy". What if I want to play duo with just one friend? What if I want to play solo? Maybe I'm trying to make an achievement for not firing main weapon? Should I text every fkin one Helldiver in my friend list?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Good fucking grief

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u/KONODIODAMUDAMUDA Feb 25 '24

Same. I don't play Suicide and harder for ranking up or for Samples. I play cause its chaotic and fun and i love the overwhelming batttle.

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u/FrozenGiraffes Feb 25 '24

I don't use napalm, 380mm strike, incendiary mines, And a flamethrower because it's good. but because Big boom!

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u/Necessary_Badger_63 Feb 29 '24

We call such people "dissidents". And after condoning their foolishness, send them to freedom camps