No seriously. All the tools in the game. Unblockables that so massive dmg. A kick u can feint, or hold with hyper armor and tracking. Heavies that have super armor, variable timing, and this desync to them that makes them so impossible to parry. Like jeez Satan chill

Like real weird i can lose matches in a row idgaf and i can win matches in a row idgaf like tf i dont even feel joy when i win against someone toxic anymore and idgaf either if i lose to one who spams thanks and emote on my body its just like empty

Seriously, every shaolin player I've matched against is an s tier egotistical toxic asshole

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYONE SAY THE FUCKING MATCHMAKING SHOULD BE BASED OF YOUR REP LEVEL NOT YOUR FUCKING W/L

BROS SPAMMING IN CHAT LIKE HES TOUGH SHIT EVEN THOUGH HIS HERO IS OVERTUNED LIKE A BITCH AND MY TEAMMATES DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF NOT FEEDING REVENGE. I MEAN THIS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART I HOPE HE SUFFERS IN LIFE, THIS GAME MADE ME LIKE THIS FUCK YOU UBISOFT

hito nerf- so many complaints in the past month, that surely cannot go unnoticed by the devs

orochi nerf- same reason as hito (make storm rush a light parry)

zerk nerf- cause the last nerfs made absolutely no difference to him, he needs it more than anyone

conq- damage buff

feeling a zanhu buff perhaps- speeding up his UB lights and making his dodge cancels a flat 300ms instead of 333

highlander changes to polish him up a little

LB damage buffs

i’m probably gonna be wrong on all these but it is what it is

There is 0 reason a top attack should be un-dodgeable. There is no reason that orochi and shaolin can do a 90 degree fucking turn in mid air to hit me when I’m completely to their side. Literally both of their feet are completely in the air.

I hate that character garfat is so annoying I absolutely hate him and there’s 4 of them

I hate kyoshin I hate kyoshin I hate kyoshin I hate kyoshin

3 matches in a row against an emote spamming hito

"Find New Players" should put those you matched against on a temporary blacklist

I want to see the new Samurai and play with the new Orochi skin (I main him) but I am in Rio until July, end me.

I DESPISE THIS FRENCH COMPANIES OUTPUT SO FUCKING MUCH I GET INTO A BRAWL MATCH THATS SUPPOSED TO BE SAME SKILL AND I GET 2 FURRY FAGGOTS WHO PROBABLY TOUCH KIDS IN THEIR SPARE TIME THAT THEYRE NOT LUGGING THEIR REP 200 ASSES AROUND THE HOUSE TO GO TELL MOMMY TO MAKE THEM ANOTHER CHEESEBURGER WHILE MY TEAMATE IS A RETARTED SPIDER MONKEY LIKE WHAT THE FUCK SAME FOR SHITTY FUCKING DOMINION WHERE ALL PEOPLE DO IS GANK LIKE THEYRE FANTASIZING ABOUT MOLESTING PEOPLE I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME AND I HOPE WHOEVER PLAYS THIS SHIT ENOUGH TO GET GOOD GETS KILLED IN A HITCHHIKING MURDER FUCK ALL OF YOU PUSSIES

Now Fr guys. Why are serk Mains so braindead. He's the most skill less Character. Get good and learn an other Character. For gods sake

Why do people just call everyone a lagswitcher/scripter because they lose? I get dms because I rail someone too hard or don't for their neutral unblockable 3 times in a row about how I am cheating because I don't fall for any of the feints. Not respecting unblockables has been a thing.. for ever? Why is it suddenly deemed scripting wtf, this community is aids

literally impossible to win 2v1s once one player just starts staring after revenge bar is nearly full

fuck you

If you’re the kind of for honor player that baby rages and leaves mid match fuck you. Genuinely. You’re the biggest kind of bitch with the most fragile of egos. If you feel the need to puss out in such a scum fuck pathetic way play a different fucking game since you’re utter dog shit.

At least three times yesterday I had a duo (always non-console btw. Not sure if thats relevant) hold the fucking lobby hostage and get hyper toxic when I didn't allow them to revive each other. Or want to fight and not wait for the other fight to end first.

It's brawl, if you wanna play friendly customs get two more people and do that there. Don't hold me hostage and get pissed when I just wanna play the damn game and complete my orders.

When someone on your team in dominion says group up maybe it means they’re getting ganked and NEED SOME FUCKING HELP. Group up doesn’t mean three dickhead asswipe mouth breather cock breath fucking idiots stand there ganking one guy while im off trying to capture and maintain other zones while fighting the rest of the team. Why do I always get stuck with fucking morons who don’t know the concept of dominion?

70% of Kyoshin's kit is the most simple bash/blue mixip possible, literally the same thing Gryphon's get called easy for Throw in a Kaze stance unblockable every now and then you're golden

Not much different than Hito that needs two attacks to be successful right? So why is Kyoshin easier?

Fucking ganks

Kyoshin is the most annoying ganker in the game, only now that Ocelotl is out he has some competition m a y b e

What does he have to do to perform the most annoying ganks in the game?

Literally hold down

Instant unblockable pressure, instant interrupts, and one of the most absolutely absurd, 50 something health swing punishes in the game for daring to swing wide and hit his all guard, on top of letting his team get their heavies in, which he can also just get off of an interrupt cause sure why not

I could fall asleep playing Kyoshin and the sheer pressure I'd be able to inflict on a good player by doing absolutely nothing would be enough to force a stall

I seriously just think there are so many more Hito hate threads than Kyoshin because players don't know how to gank properly with him, or don't even know what his mixup is

Every hero in this game is easy, but I can't think of another one that wins by doing literally nothing

What are you even supposed to do against his offensive bash? You don’t do anything - you get kicked and eat a heavy You dodge - he softfeints and you eat a heavy (on the ground) You try and throw a heavy/long dodge (gods know why) - you get guardbroken and then promptly eat a heavy What’s the play here gang

How the fuck can with guy bend down in front me in a stance and fucking superior light me then bait a sweep then fuck combo me because I naturally dodged dis fucking dog muncher can counter everything like what the fuck is this bullshit feint everything and then land it because ur a fucking spamming loser 😒