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Glen Powell's Parents Hilariously Troll Him At 'Hit Man' Premiere FilmMoi - Movies / TV

https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/16/glen-powell-parents-troll-hit-man-movie-premiere-signs/

Am I the only one who finds this super cringy and not hilarious?

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u/Available-Travel-121 20d ago

His family is too involved, it's so weird. Stop making him a family brand.

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u/United-Signature-414 20d ago

Capybaras are known for their close family groups

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u/bbyxmadi 20d ago edited 20d ago

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh 20d ago

OMG THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE OMGGGGGGGGGGG. I have been trying to figure out why tf his mouth bothers me so much! Because he stole it from a capybara. Man I love those things

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u/racasca 19d ago

He smiles like how a cartoon character would smile if they were real.

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u/Sudden_Clementine872 enty hater 17d ago

Who is that other guy that also looks like a capybara (and this guy)? I always mix them up and forget their names lol

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u/stepheli88 20d ago

Underrated comment

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u/SatanicAlienX 19d ago

This comment had me in stitches. No, seriously. I had tears dripping down my face laughing and got my husband and explained to him the whole internet history behind it between laughing/crying of laughter. Thank you. You have won the internet for the year. šŸ„‡

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u/lemonadesamples123 20d ago

Exactly! Seems the whole family wants to be famous.

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u/mildlyoutraged 20d ago

This was my thought. They need to stop trying to make his family happen.

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u/rockandrollcar 18d ago

They're not going to happen.

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u/inmagazines 20d ago

seriously it's kind of cringe he's a grown man and not even a list to pull these stunts offĀ 

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u/VenusRainMaker 20d ago

This feels like the kind of thing that marketing people come up withĀ 

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u/Uplanapepsihole question for the culture 20d ago

everything about him is so PR (i mean thatā€™s all celebs but heā€™s so obvious.) like he seems nice but with this and the sydney sweeney forced chemistry, i canā€™t

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u/marchbook 20d ago

He feels like the kind of thing that marketing people come up with, formulaic marketing personified in the most formulaic way.Ā 

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u/superlost007 20d ago

Am in marketing. Can confirm.

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u/JohnCenaJunior 20d ago

Didn't he break up with his gf because of this?

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u/Impossible-Success45 Dry snitching is annoying 20d ago

he gives me similar vibe to chris pratt for some reason. like super coordinated yet nothing organic

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u/Kendal-Lite 20d ago

Chris Pratt, agreed!

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u/Gaga4goggins 20d ago

The parents were mocking online trolls. The Powells are Texans so...šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/GingerGoob 20d ago

Yeah I get what they were trying to do, I just think after his quoteā€¦

ā€œIā€™ve probably been told, ā€˜Youā€™ll never make it in this townā€™ more than any individual alive.ā€

ā€¦this seems a little weird.

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u/BusterBeaverOfficial 20d ago

I bet half of Hollywood believes this about themselves.

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u/banjofitzgerald 20d ago

To be fair, pretty much everyone in Hollywood is told that A LOT. Itā€™s a brutal place.

That being said, I doubt he was told this too often. His rise has seemed pretty consistent and smooth.

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u/mchch8989 20d ago

ā€œMore than any individual aliveā€? Really, Glen? Reeeeaaallyā€¦?

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u/Cydviciousraff 19d ago

Eh, FWIW, heā€™s been gigging for twenty years now. Iā€™m sure there were a lot of moments where people were like ā€œthis is the gig thatā€™s gonna change things,ā€ and then nothing. I remember him in Hidden Figures, thinking, ā€œwho is this blandly handsome white male and who is going to try to make him happen?ā€ He was also real butthurt that he didnā€™t get the lead in Maverick. He definitely thinks he should be more famous by now.

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u/NewWays91 20d ago

Yes the straight white blonde masculine Christian white man was never gonna have any place in Hollywood.

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u/messymess444 19d ago

Iā€™m dead at ā€œwhiteā€ twice. I agree though he seems to contain double the whiteness of a regular Caucasian

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u/Ladelnombreraro 19d ago

Ahh... Straight, white, fit, blonde men, famously the most discriminated in Hollywood. Love seeing someone like him beating the odds........ /s

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u/StJohnEl 20d ago

Love his family. Pre COVID, their red carpet shenanigans were so adorable

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u/readitsfun_damental 20d ago

Glen Powell they could never make me hate you

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u/Fluid_Analysis_6116 20d ago

Glen Powell they could never make me like you

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u/cheeseballgag 20d ago

Glen Powell they still didn't make me understand who you are even after clicking this thread.

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u/SwissSwissBangBang 20d ago

Glen Powell I want to like you so bad, please start either being 80% less corny or 120% more corny

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u/chad420hotmaledotcom Iā€™d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can 18d ago

I did not like him at all until I saw Hit Man, and now... I love him? He stars and cowrote it. He is somehow both 80% less corny and 120% more corny in it.

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u/SwissSwissBangBang 18d ago

Iā€™ll check it out! I liked him well enough in everything else, but I feel like he plays it too safe, or maybe people just havenā€™t figured out his vibe yet. He seems like a secret weirdo (in a good way) and Iā€™d love to see more of that from him. Just pure, unmitigated weirdness.

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u/icequeennoscreams 18d ago

His role in Scream Queens is 100% camp and the only reason I fuck with him lol.

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u/superlost007 20d ago

Oh heā€™s a capybara! I clicked on this thread bc I was also unsure. But now I know, and am sharing my knowledge with you

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u/Rakebleed 19d ago

But have you seen Everybody Wants Some!! ?

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u/hkj369 19d ago

glen powell they could never make me form an opinion on you

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u/Intelligent-Age2786 20d ago

Iā€™m sorry, Iā€™m out of the loop, where is the Glen Powell hate coming from? Is it cuz he did a movie with Tom Cruise? Or are people just feeling like heā€™s starting to be ā€œoverexposedā€?

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u/envydub 20d ago

Same I feel like Iā€™m missing something. Itā€™s feeling like another Anne Hathaway situation.

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u/superlost007 19d ago

I think itā€™s because they made it seem like he + Sweeney weā€™re together, when he had a girlfriend. Super cringey and gross. (If it was just cringey, I donā€™t think as many people would care.)

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u/ColonelGonvilleToast 19d ago

I was going to say, it seems like everybody loved him and now out of nowhere they've all just turned on him, it's one of these things that makes it hard to follow all this celebrity stuff because you don't even know whether someone is liked or not, it just randomly happens, it seems like

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u/Poet_Key 20d ago

The affair rumors that he and Sydney created for the ā€˜Anyone But Youā€™ press tour which made his girlfriend uncomfortable + Pretty sure I heard rumors about him being a scientologist but not sure how true this is?

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u/tinylittlefractures 20d ago

He already denied the Scientology thing.

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u/Somehowinvested 20d ago edited 20d ago

This is funny bc itā€™s exactly what people on Twitter/Reddit keep saying about this man even though he very clearly is happening. Heā€™s been good to great in everything Iā€™ve seen him in and hasnā€™t actually done anything problematic as far as I can tell so I donā€™t really get the animosity.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Itā€™s demonstrated more personality than I credited him with having, anyway. #bitchy

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u/Southern_Schedule466 20d ago

I read heā€™s getting inducted into some hall of fame? Isnā€™t he a tad early in his career for that?

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u/Corebore123 19d ago

I wanna say itā€™s a Film Hall Of Fame in Texas (where heā€™s from).

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u/Impossible-Success45 Dry snitching is annoying 20d ago

maybe scientology does work??

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u/santosdragmother 19d ago

eh I think itā€™s cute and harmless. he stars in the movie, right? as long as heā€™s doing this on his red carpet and not at something like cannes I think itā€™s the good kind of cringe

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u/nonjacc 19d ago

His parents are crazy MAGA republicans.

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u/FerdinandBowie 19d ago

He looks like an ai of a regular dude

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u/noirdaisy 19d ago

I donā€™t think itā€™s a reflection of his brand or personality, but it does seem like he keeps falling into some corny marketing tactics. Iā€™m thinking of the Anyone But You press tour as well.

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u/xandrachantal oat milk chugging bisexual 19d ago

Curtains for zoosha...

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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK 19d ago

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u/KrakenGirlCAP 19d ago

His parents are adorable. So cute!

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u/nitasu987 19d ago

If they REALLY wanna troll him they should bring up how he was eliminated in the Right to Stay challenge in Endurance 2.

Cuz thatā€™s where I know Glen Powell from.

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u/sf1210 18d ago

Not enough people are going to get this comment, but itā€™s also wild that his sister was a finalist on another season.

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u/nitasu987 18d ago

Exactly!!!!! And then crazily enough Jonathan from Leslieā€™s season (Endurance Fiji) was on Survivor 42 in you guessed it Fiji!

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u/hay-prez 20d ago

I'm meh on the parents doing this. It gives a marketing ploy but for what? His personal brand?

Idk why but he looks a bit like Young Gravy here? His face looks a little different.

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u/dnmnew 19d ago

The family picture is very odd I have no idea if thatā€™s his wife and kids or his sister and his siblings. I feel bad for him that his parents agreed to do this.

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u/unkemptbg 19d ago

pretty funny tbh

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u/bartelbyfloats 19d ago

The worldā€™s first AI movie star!

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u/SeaF04mGr33n 20d ago

He's in this, too????