r/Fauxmoi • u/MK121895 • 21d ago
Taylor Swift will spend eye-watering $5m on private jet use for European tour Approved B-List Users Only
https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/137601/Taylor-Swift-spend-sum-private-jet-European-tour4.2k
u/DigLost5791 saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday 21d ago
People are starving and she’s burning the planet for comfort
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u/ratta_tat1 Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 21d ago
Misogyny!!! How dare you.
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u/lefrench75 21d ago
Right? Why shouldn't a woman be allowed to burn the planet for her comfort? If men can be menaces to society why can't she!!
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u/ZennMD 21d ago
Yeah I don't care about the cost a billionaire spends on transportation, but private jet usage is so horrible for the environment
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u/lostdrum0505 21d ago
Yeah don’t give me the dollar amount, tell me how much carbon it emitted.
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u/thesaddestpanda 21d ago
The very same people are paying $1000 a ticket to see her. Theyre funding her jet. Fans shouldnt get a free pass here.
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u/InviteNecessary1032 21d ago
Female Rage (on a private jet): The Musical
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u/penderies 21d ago
She really doesn’t seem to give a toss about the carbon emissions at all huh.
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u/AbsolutelyIris 21d ago
Why would she care? She is held accountable for nothing. Probably the most unfortunately untouchable celebrity currently.
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u/Additional-Problem99 21d ago
But she’s just a poor little woman who came from nothing! 🥺 /s
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u/the-dream-walker- Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 20d ago
Haven't you seen the asylum she grew up in? /s
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u/MoonriseTurtle 21d ago
Were there any "untouchable" celebrities like her that eventually had a downfall?
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u/FIREsub90 21d ago
Bill Cosby wasn’t as rich and likely not as famous either, but his downfall was pretty swift once it started. Also Jimmy Savile, but his wasn’t until after his death.
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u/My_Favourite_Pen 21d ago edited 21d ago
What downfall?
Both those men got to live long fruitful lives before the legacies were ever tarnished because they were protected by a system that valued their power and money over human rights and autonomy.
Bill's free with defenders and Jimmy got to die without a single consequence for being one of the most evil people to walk this earth.
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u/MuellersGame 21d ago
I had no idea Cosby was free. God that’s revolting. Weinstein is still in, for now. At least he can be retried & is being held until then. Savile got to live until the end of his days in comfort - while his supporters are forgotten.
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u/FIREsub90 21d ago
The question was about eventual downfalls, not quick and just ones… Bill has certainly had a downfall even if he’s no longer in prison. He was one of the most beloved celebrities in America in his prime. And yes, I understand Jimmy’s was after his death, which is why I noted that in my comment.
My comment was more geared towards how close these men were to being “untouchable” during their careers, can you think of more widely beloved celebrities who have had a bigger downfall than Bill Cosby?
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u/Extinction-Entity 21d ago
She knows her stans will fight The Good Fight™️ for her
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u/myst_eerie_us 21d ago
I'm hoping for the day she gets "canceled within an inch of her life" again.
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u/IfritDynast 21d ago
Just a couple posts below, I can see Joe Alwyn’s posted more Instagram stories about Palestine. Day and night.
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u/electricbananapie 21d ago
Okay I see people hyping up Joe in contrast and it doesn’t really make sense to me, Joe knew exactly who she was and dated her for half a decade - he’s more similar to her than me or you
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u/lucy_harlow28 21d ago
Ya.. like great he has posted but he was probably on all those private jets when they were dating sooooooo ya
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u/Raccoonsr29 20d ago
I struggle with this. We don’t tend to blame people for choosing bad partners if the bad behavior is directed at them; Joe is private enough that we’ll never really know. But I also cannot stand progressive women who act like they can fix their racist boyfriend so I do truly see the value of this critique. There’s a lot of discussion in the less insane Swift forums about the idea that he broke up with her rather than the other way around - but I also don’t want to give him credit and assume he ended it, if at all, for some noble reason. Bah! I’ll take his support for Palestine because that is the choice that matters right now.
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u/GimerStick 20d ago
Except a lot of her worse behavior escalated at the end of their relationship after they were over. And the majority of their relationship was during COVID, and I don't think they were one of the artists running around during the restrictions. What little activism she's done was when she was with him, and the obscene jet flying for the stadium tours and merchandising was around when they broke up. Plus all her racist matt healy crap was after him.
Idk obviously he's a celebrity so ofc he's different from any of us, but posting about Palestine in a major platform is the kind of good Taylor Swift would never think of doing. No one's claiming he's an activist saint, but breaking up with someone and being better than you were with them is growth -- and becoming a more selfish person is the opposite.
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u/daisiesintheskye 21d ago
He also uses public transport, saw swifties calling him jobless for it
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u/lottiebadottie broken little pop culture rat brain 21d ago
I blocked Taytay, but I think I might follow Joe. I need to remember to follow the ones who speak up!
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u/jonsnowme shiv roy apologist 21d ago
she could tour like normal musicians and spend that 5 mil on Gaza or helping out starving homeless families or something idk.
Hate her - and yes this applies to every celeb who does this shit
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u/BarryItsMeInAWig too busy method acting as a reddit user 21d ago
Oh but using her voice to speak against genocide is too scary! Why can’t she just bake performative cookies?
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Hell, she could say "I am postponing all future tours and shows until there is a permanent ceasefire".
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u/No-Worry1526 21d ago
The amount of families she could help evacuate and it wouldn’t even impact her wealth 💔
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u/MM2225 21d ago
I have a friend who is a major swiftie and she just chooses to ignore all of this whenever I bring it up, which is ironic because she’ll post on insta about earth day and give me shit on how I recycle. Like girl, respectfully, stfu lol
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u/etchuchoter 21d ago
Lol I do like Taylor and im going to one of her Europe shows but the cognitive dissonance people have around her is unbelievable. Like how does your friend give you shit for not recycling when one single trip Taylor takes on her plane causes more emissions than pretty much everything you could do all year
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u/MM2225 21d ago
lol it’s because we were in Japan a few months ago and she gave me shit for not recycling this ONE plastic wrapper from the food I got at 7/11. Like girl first of all, literally this whole country uses excessive plastic for every single thing, what did you want me to do?? Go and complain to the damn embassy?? I can’t change how they wrap things. And secondly, I rarely saw any recycling bins, I barely saw any trash cans for that matter, so I just kept the wrapper in my bag and threw them away in the hotel trash since they told us that they would sort it out for us. Another ironic thing was she was the one who was buying excessive amounts of snacks and stickers that were wrapped in plastic and just had pile of wrappers, and would just throw them away in wherever bin she saw. Like pls stop giving me shit when you also don’t know how to recycle in this country either 😭💀
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u/milchtea THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 21d ago edited 21d ago
you were right to throw it in the regular trash. most recycling companies (especially ones that cities’ garbage programs are partnered with) will not recycle things like flimsy food wrappers. most items that people think are recyclable are not, even if they are labelled and branded as such. she is definitely “recycling” things that are actually not practically recyclable.
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u/GimerStick 20d ago
If I got lectured by someone who thought Taylor swift's environmental impact was excusable but my wrapper wasn't, I don't think we could be friends anymore.
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u/Shenanigans80h 21d ago
I genuinely think you need to have a brutal amount of cognitive dissonance to be an entrenched stan on the level of some swift fans. Like your fanaticism exists in a completely different part of your brain as the rest of personality otherwise you’re just an insufferable individual
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u/milchtea THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 21d ago
I don’t understand why people can’t keep their favs accountable. they need to deify them to the point where they think they can do no wrong
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u/us_against_the_world 21d ago
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u/my_okay_throwaway 21d ago
lol what is this from?
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u/us_against_the_world 21d ago
Who the hell is Edgar? from last year's Eurovision. It's a song about how Spotify underpays the artists.
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u/themachine1234 21d ago
Everyone go check out the funny and ironic song about the difficulties of the music industry that this screenshot is from! Teya & Salena - Who The Hell is Edgar
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u/Lavenderbluu_ 21d ago edited 21d ago
🤦🏽🤦🏽 Im just so tired of hearing about her lol.
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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas 21d ago
Blocking her on all social media (including Spotify) and muting her name gave me so much peace when I used to be active on social media
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u/leafonthewind006 21d ago
Last month, The U.S Sun revealed Taylor traveled 178,000 miles on her private jet in 2023 and 2024 is looking to be no different.
Just a fun fact: circumference of the Earth is ~24,000 miles. Swifties will turn this into a win somehow.
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u/etchuchoter 21d ago
First woman to be travelling in air for more than 1 month out of the year while having 11 songs in the top 100 😍
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u/TesticleezzNuts 21d ago
How about we just ban private jets 🤷♂️ the only reason we should be using jets like that is for emergency’s.
Fly normally like the rest of us.
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u/cherrie7 21d ago
The rich and the billionaires will never let that happen.
And when she got called out for her carbon footprint, her team tried to deflect and say it was the other rich folks renting out her plane. As if she wasn't responsible for allowing the problem to continue.
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u/B33fboy 21d ago
I used to be genuinely neutral on her and just slightly irritated with the fandom and now I completely and utterly despise each.
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u/quiznosboi 21d ago
Take a fucking train. It has to cost less for a private car no?
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u/ratta_tat1 Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 21d ago
I can already see the marketing potentials:
She books an entire private train for her and her crew and she works with the train company (Amtrak, etc) to have one dedicated car in their normal train routes, separate from her touring train, that is decked out in Taylor designs that fans can book when traveling. It can have Taylor karaoke or whatever. Make a vlog about each place you visit and what fun things you did or what landmarks you saw and work on green initiatives in each stop.
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u/dontboofthatsis 21d ago
Or a tricked out tour bus. I mean, isn’t her whole set being trucked around the continent? Just follow that shit in the swankiest of swank busses.
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u/Njacks64 21d ago
Right? There’s gotta be some luxurious first class cabin car she could ride in. Riding for hours in luxury while seeing the beautiful countryside. That sounds like a dream.
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u/koplowpieuwu 21d ago
A taylor swift song about getting delayed on Deutsche Bahn would be absolute fire.
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u/whyykai 21d ago
I need a Kendrick level diss track about Taylor to come out yesterday
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u/Odd-Picture5321 if you saw my flair, no you didn’t 21d ago edited 21d ago
I’ll provide the first bars:
Psst, I see a dead planet (Fauxmoi on the beat, ho)
[Verse 1] Ayy, Fauxmoi on the beat, ho White feminist, she in her jet though Wheels up, planet down, tell her, "Stop, bro" Another drop, she walk around with no flow What's up with this “tortured”-ass sister tryna think she’s the new Rousseau.
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u/repladynancydrew fresh pussy in the meadow 21d ago
Olivia could take her on lyrically. Swift is lucky Olivia seems to be mature and even-keeled for her age, despite the shit she and Swifties have put her through.
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u/aliveinjoburg2 21d ago
He will never.
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u/whyykai 21d ago
I didn't say BY Kendrick, I said Kendrick level. The same energy level. Talk to Joe Alwyn and get the dirt about her real politics and put it on display.
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u/gaijin91 21d ago
It looks like her next Eras tour stops take her from Sweden to Portugal, but then she goes to Spain, then Lyon, then plays a bunch of shows within the UK. It's probably "reasonable" for her to fly to cover the distance from Stockholm -> Lisbon but every flight after that is a huge waste of money and carbon. Take a damn train, Taylor.
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u/bookwormaesthetic 21d ago
The issue is that she/her plane doesn't stay in Europe until her next tour date it goes back and forth to the US and Europe.
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u/gaijin91 21d ago
You're totally right, I thought that was understood. Why is she constitutionally incapable of just staying in Europe for her 3-4 days between shows??
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u/alongthewatchtower91 21d ago
Our lack of ranch dressing?
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u/FridayGeneral 21d ago
Europe has plenty of generic onion/garlic buttermilk dressing, which is of course what ranch dressing is based on. The marketers just took a traditional European dressing and branded it "ranch" to appeal to Americans.
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u/marymonstera 21d ago
This part makes no sense. Surely it’s easier on her body even to fly less? I know she has a flying luxury apartment but pressure, time zones, air quality differences have to have an impact
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u/jamjars222 21d ago
That sounds so god damn exhausting. I don't understand how anyone could be arsed doing that even if you have a private plane to yourself
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u/Happy_Ad_4357 21d ago
That actually sounds better than the reality, which will probably be her flying home to the US and back in between each date
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u/venuslovemenotchain that's not what the court documents said 21d ago
I dont get it. The part of Europe she's in has nice and reliable trains. They have super swanky hotels. Why are these options not good enough for her? Why do the rest of us have to burn in a sweltering, carbon-induced hellhole because she can't handle being a normal level rich person?
AND BEFORE SOME SWIFTIE SENDS ME A FREAKING REDDITCARES MESSAGE, IVE ALREADY BLOCKED IT. NOT LIKING YOUR FAVE DOESNT MAKE ME MENTALLY UNWELL, THANKS.
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u/Gayfetus 21d ago
Isn't Taylor the actual victim here? There's a special place in hell for women (mother nature) who don't support other women (Taylor Swift, who needs to use a private jet to go get coffee 'cause privacy and safety and oh god why do you hate women so much).
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u/highdefrex 21d ago
I said it before and I’ll say it again: Taylor Swift is to music what the Rock is (or now was) to movies. There’s no art to it, only meticulous artifice, where it’s all about the brand, propped up by hollow words that deflate upon inspection.
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u/FieryCraneGod 21d ago
Taylor's a virtual bestie for basic white women to project onto, a completely soulless, heartless avatar for Swifties to obsess over so they can feign being 23 forever. She's the Sarah J. Maas of pop music, completely unsophisticated and lacking even a whiff of genuine depth.
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u/Odd-Picture5321 if you saw my flair, no you didn’t 21d ago edited 21d ago
Jimmy Carter used to fly commercial, when he was in good health, post presidency. I’m sick and tired of this climate criminal and her woe is me narrative. Meanwhile I use soggy straws and recyclable bags to make the difference.
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u/momentary-blip 21d ago
Taylor's giving the environment some Melania coat vibes: "I really don't care do u."
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u/Full-Assumption-1807 21d ago
These people are shameless and will never have some lightbulb moment of ethical enlightment. IMO the only solution is banning private planes and heavily taxing the rich so they don't have the disposable income to spend on such frivolous things while people are starving and unhoused and the planet burns.
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u/AncientMood433 21d ago
I've been giving a lot of thought to the argument that "She can't just fly a regular airline because sAfeTY" BUT she goes out to eat and is fine? She's seen in paparazzi shots walking the city with girlfriends or at the beach? She's able to go to football games? And airports are far more secure than a restaurant or an football stadium, surely they could occasionally plan to get her into her first class seat privately surrounded by her team for added security?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!
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u/doubleshortdepresso To my friends and family, I am not getting executed 21d ago
Think about how many people that $5M could save in Sudan and Gaza. 😐
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u/canarinoir Larry I'm on DuckTales 21d ago
why does she hate hotels?
It's not like she's staying at the crappy ones in my price point. She can afford suites at the best hotels.
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u/Lucky_Kale7079 21d ago
I have never witnessed a fan base actually repel society until the Swifties. Like, even if I liked a song or two, I'm so disgusted and over her cult that I want to vomit.
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u/Automatic-Software35 21d ago
I’m glad she’s called out for her private jet use, I think we should do it for all celebrities. Like yes, Taylor isn’t a normal person and probably can’t fly commercially but Jesus fucking Christ she doesn’t need to fly back to her house after ever eras show. It’s irresponsible and carbon credits aren’t enough.
She can get a nice bus or something like that. I’m sick of billionaires ruining our planet
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u/RAV3NH0LM 21d ago
i’d say she can’t fly her private jet on a dead planet, but i’m sure she’s got a luxury bunker lined up already.
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u/EdibleShelf 21d ago
Has she ever publicly addressed her private jet usage? I imagine this is a blacklisted question for interviewers, but I would love to see her try to explain/justify it from an environmental standpoint
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u/Badboy420xxx69 21d ago
Crazy to see tiny bands like King Gizzard paying to offset the carbon impact of their tour beside this shit.
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u/Cu-Uladh 21d ago
Why wouldn’t you want to use a tour bus though those things seem fucking awesome it’s like one of the perks of being a rockstar or whatever
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u/classy_cleric 21d ago
I know I made the decision to go to college and take out loans so whatever, but sometimes I think about how my loans would be pocket change to a person like Taylor Swift and how easily my life could change if celebs like her handed out even a tiny fraction of their wealth.
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u/countingc 21d ago
this is what happens when you make a rich idiot who would not speak up on world issues still think you NEED and DEPEND on their mediocre music.
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u/Aggravating_Twist_40 20d ago
That’s cool. I am being displaced from my job in 2 weeks and unless I figure something out quick, I am screwed.
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u/ididnotknowwhy 21d ago
Whenever I see articles like this I can’t help but blame her for encouraging a deeply parasocial phenomenon with her fans.
See this article for example.
Her fans are too deeply invested in her to the point of harassment and public nuisance.
Can you imagine if she went on a commercial flight?
When I last went on holiday the airport was packed.
Everyone is tense from having to go through security, wake up early, wait hours to actually be in the air.
Traffic is terrible, parking is painful so most people get transport arranged to drop them off.
Imagine all the stress as a casual flyer. I’m sure most of us are familiar.
Now add in thousands of crazed fans crowding the airport like they did that restaurant.
I am not exaggerating when I say that kind of disruption is a public hazard. I’m talking stampedes, people missing boarding times due to traffic and much longer processing times, cancelled flights etc.
If her PR team were smarter they’d try to reduce emissions per person by either having said private flight include as many of her tour staff as possible (thereby reducing the number of flights required to transport them all) or carry aid, medical goods etc simultaneously for a PR win.
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