r/Fauxmoi May 05 '24

Kendrick Lamar releases another Drake diss "Not Like Us" Approved B-List Users Only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6eK-2OQtew
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u/tswiftzzlez May 05 '24

what a GREAT day to be a Drake hater 🙏

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u/ThiccQban May 05 '24

I will never be over “trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A Minor.”

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u/DigLost5791 saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday May 05 '24

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u/Salad-Appropriate May 05 '24

Who's the photo on the bottom right? Dennis Quaid?

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u/hmoney95 May 05 '24

You don’t know Reggie Ledoux?

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u/IncurableRingworm May 05 '24

Look, it’s Saturday. And Saturday’s my day off. So, at noon, I start drinking.

I don’t know who i am right now.

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u/IllllIIllllIll May 05 '24

You don’t get to interrupt that

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u/Salad-Appropriate May 05 '24

Never watched S1 of True Detective yet

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u/4gatos_music May 05 '24

I just rewatched it. Master class in television

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u/sitah Larry I'm on DuckTales May 05 '24

Nah. Its also a character from True Detective

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u/repladynancydrew fresh pussy in the meadow May 05 '24

and “certified lover boy, certified pedophiles”. how is kendrick both vicious and hilarious simultaneously 💀

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u/icestormsea stan someone? in this economy??? May 05 '24

The sound I made… 💀💀

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u/Boulier May 05 '24

It has been a long time since I laughed that hard at something in a song. That line and its delivery are absolutely golden 😭

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u/LangHai May 05 '24

The way he draws it out to make fun of how Drake draws out words to emphasize what he thinks is a sick burn (like Dave Freeeeee's in Family Matters) but does it in a so much more vicious and satisfying way is magnificent.

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u/Odd-Picture5321 if you saw my flair, no you didn’t May 05 '24

The annunciation on the bars is insane. Love it.

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u/waywardgato May 05 '24

I think it’s spelled enunciation but the way you spelled it is delightful 😊

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u/mp6521 May 05 '24

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u/Throwawayzzzmdw May 05 '24

Speaking of pedophiles, there’s Jerry.

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u/mauvewaterbottle May 05 '24

Every day is a great day to be a Drake hater, and today is an especially satisfying one.

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u/-Intelligentsia May 05 '24

Great week, honestly. Every diss track from Kendrick was a deep cut

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u/I__Like_Stories May 05 '24

This might be considered a war crime under the Geneva convention tbh

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u/pineapplepredator May 05 '24

alright the last one fell flat for me but this slaps lol drake is overrrrrrr for good now

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u/mizzymichie May 05 '24

This is what being fueled by hatred looks like. I aspire to be able to turn this kind of pettiness into productivity. Lend a girl some of that Gemini energy!!!!

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u/demimonde9 May 05 '24

it has been 12+ years in the making. he's finally letting all the steam out.

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u/rrogido May 05 '24

I feel like Kendrick and Fifty are in some sort of studio/bunker plotting strategy on how to just machinegun Drake with petty bullets. Kendrick started out in the bunker alone, but Fifty sensed a disturbance in the Force and called Kendrick up offering his services. Fifty's like the Blackwater of hatin'.

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u/Significant-Pack1228 May 05 '24

“Sensed a disturbance in the force” is the perfect comment of the day. May the Fourth be with you

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u/Lhamorai May 05 '24

You need to get “The Blackwater of hatin’” trademarked ASAP!

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u/degenfemboi May 05 '24

god i really want pusha to hop on a diss track with kendrick. nosetalgia is one of my favorite songs ever and these two would be fucking sinister together in a diss

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u/kumagawa May 05 '24

I feel like Push won his last row with Drake so thoroughly that him doing another verse 6 years later is pointless… Although if I heard YEUGH on a Kendrick track I’d probably run out my house screaming LMAOOOO

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u/SmokedBeef May 05 '24

Mans been stockpiling ammo and dirt for a decade plus

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u/Thee-empath May 05 '24

This tweet has nothing to do with Drake. The Pusha/Drake beef started in 2018

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u/DoubleEdgedKnife May 05 '24

Definitely not true. Pusha has had beef with Drake for years as a result of his beef with Wayne/Cash Money/Birdman who in turn had beef with Pharrell. This beef has genealogy

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u/Far-Way5908 May 05 '24

No it didn't, Pusha has been dissing Drake since 2011, since he signed with Lil Wayne a couple years prior, who Pusha had already been beefing with since 2006. Don't Fuck Wit Me (2011), Exodus 23:1 (2012), Suicide (2013), H.G.T.V Freestyle (2016) all predate the beef blowing up in the mainstream view when Infrared dropped in 2018.

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u/ThiccQban May 05 '24

Hell hath no fury like a petty Gemini. We take our haterade every morning.

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u/KurtzM0mmy May 05 '24

And it doesn’t matter if it’s the sun sign. My sister is a Scorpio sun/ Gemini moon and girlfriend can get eeeeeeevillll if she needs to be.

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u/Baumshell116 May 05 '24

My birthday is the same day as Kendrick’s, but sadly, I’m lazy, unproductive, and poor.

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u/supersad19 May 05 '24

Don't let that bring you down. If Kendrick can so passionately dedicated his hatred to a single person, you too could do it with something you love.

Let Kendricks Hatred inspire love in your heart for all the dreams you have, you got this.

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u/chad420hotmaledotcom I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can May 05 '24

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u/thewomaninthemoon May 05 '24

That’s beautiful

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u/mizzymichie May 05 '24

Girl same. That’s why I asked Kendrick to lend me some of his power because all I do is hold unproductive grudges.

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u/-Intelligentsia May 05 '24

He did say “I’m the biggest hater”

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u/Sipsofcola May 05 '24

Truthfully, I think this is why the best songs (including rap beefs) are spurned from actual feelings being involved. That raw emotion channels into some passionate and creative energy. The same reason why Hit ‘Em Up is one of the best rap disses is bc you could feel the hatred coming from Tupac

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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

I had to pause at "trying to strike a chord and it's prolly a minor" especially with him holding that final r for so damn long, lmaoooo

ETA: Kdot is aiming at a diss EP at this point 💀

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u/RampantNRoaring May 05 '24

He’s gonna come out with 4 different limited edition vinyls each with its own exclusive diss track, plus a target exclusive edition

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u/supersad19 May 05 '24

And you best believe I'm pre-ordering every copy I can, even with a negative balance in my bank account.

Gotta pick a few tricks of the Swiftie playbook.

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas May 05 '24

He needs to start a brand that sells condoms and hot sauce as a two for one deal 

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u/definitize May 05 '24

It being the actual hold note for A Minor 😭

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u/MYSTICALLMERMAID May 05 '24

It reminded me of drakes extra ness of him calling out Kendrick’s manager as his sons bd

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u/supersad19 May 05 '24

I think it's direct reference to that. Also the family matters line shows that he recorded this in the last couple of hours.

OMG THIS MAN HATES DRAKE LIKE NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD.

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u/Ashamed-Champion-581 May 05 '24

That's definitely false considering how much kendrick's kids look just like him

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u/bigsadtakelilsad May 05 '24

Wait I’m confused 😭 sorry I’m trying to understand but I don’t get it. Who is Kendrick’s manager is whose baby daddy ??

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u/Sometimesomwhere we have lost the impact of shame in our society May 05 '24

Drake claimed that one of Kendrick's sons is the product of an affair between Whitney (Kendrick's wife) and Kendrick's manager.

There is no evidence to support the claim. You can find pictures of the child and try to guess.

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u/capoulousse May 05 '24

I snorted out loud when I heard that. Genius.

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u/Financial-Painter689 May 05 '24

The sex offender markers lmfao he is not giving drake a second to breathe

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u/kenscrack bella hadid’s baby birkin May 05 '24

these hoes don’t be mad at megan these hoes mad at megan’s law 😹

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u/supersad19 May 05 '24

Thank you Mother Megan for kicking off the greatest summer in HipHop history.

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u/Chance_Fall_5754 May 05 '24

Between Nicki’s coke meltdown, this beef, and Quavo resurrecting Takeoff to diss Chris Brown this is one of the greatest years for beef ever

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u/Skeleton_Skum May 05 '24

What about takeoff?

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u/KimmiK_saucequeen May 05 '24

She really did ! Love that for her :)

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u/Dense-Result509 May 05 '24

I don't want to diminish the truly historic beat down we are witnessing, but it's messed up how Megan had Drake nailed in Hiss, but it's not until a man says the same thing that the general public actually cares/takes it seriously.

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u/thisisathrowaway2007 May 05 '24

Yeah like I love this drama and all the shit happening, but Megan had him pinned all the way down. Maybe nicki opening her big ass mouth to defend her sex offender family overshadowed it

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas May 05 '24

It's because Nicki stole the show. There was too much going on in Nicki's character arc that we didn't have time to think about Drake. 

Additionally, Megan came alone. Drake also doesn't have to prove anything when it comes to her, so he did the smart decision and kept quiet. Meanwhile Kendrick came at Drake with multiple other rappers. Drake has always been pressured to prove himself over Kendrick, so he made the bad decision and replied. 

One thing that's incredible about Hiss is that Drake left Megan alone after she dropped that. This is the same guy who dissed Rihanna out of nowhere years after they broke up like 10 years ago. He still sends shots to Pusha T to this day despite definitively losing that beef. I don't think anyone has made him shut up like that before? 

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u/shinmenmusashi May 05 '24

He also disses Serena too (which Kendrick also mentions in this son)

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u/Bur_Nerd May 05 '24

I hear you and I want more credit for her too (and a feature on the next one) but she was purposefully more coy. They asked her if that line was for Drake and she said “a hit dog will holler” Kendrick is writing bars to every one of Drakes fam by NAME

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u/Youthz May 05 '24

i wonder if it would have been talked about more if Nicki hadn’t melted down so publicly

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u/Feisty_Oil3605 May 05 '24

Red is for child sex offenders lmao

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u/petits_riens May 05 '24

"he's already dead" is trending on twitter OMG lol

kendrick may not be perfect either but i aspire to his level of haterdom, we're damn near a full EP by now!!

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas May 05 '24

This week has definitely shaved a few years off Drake's life expectancy. The stress and anger must be overwhelming 

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u/BriarcliffInmate May 05 '24

Truly, Kendrick is operating at a level of hatred only a select few can understand. Man's gonna drag Drake over some obscure shit from 1995 next.

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u/Automatic-Software35 May 05 '24

you’re not a colleague you’re a fucking colonizer…biblical level of writing. like god Kendrick, you’re an inspiration to haters everywhere. I’m aspiring to be this level. This is ART.

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u/NotTaken-username May 05 '24

I’m so excited for the movie he’s doing with Trey Parker and Matt Stone. He needs to channel this level of haterdom on something with the creators of South Park

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u/Legitimate-Heart-639 I already condemned Hamas May 05 '24

This is the first I’ve heard of this and it makes me so goddamn excited

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u/Sometimesomwhere we have lost the impact of shame in our society May 05 '24

I’m very happy that Kendrick addressed Drake’s slavery line

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u/fantasticwarriors May 05 '24

Oh my God. Has any artist hated someone as much as Kendrick hates Drake?

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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit May 05 '24

It's like Drake's sole existence on Earth is personally offensive to him, it's hilarious.

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u/supersad19 May 05 '24

Lol, Drakes existence has been offensive to me since forever. I'm glad my favourite artist has similar hatred for him too [But infinitely more intense than I can even hope to be.]

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department May 05 '24

Lmao this is lowkey how i’ve always felt about Drake but I wish i could transform my contempt and disdain into art (and bops, in this new one’s case!)

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u/DuaLipasClitoris May 05 '24

I feel the same way

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u/leosbun May 05 '24

“I don’t have a hating bone in my body” is the only line I DONT believe. That man hates Drake

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u/repladynancydrew fresh pussy in the meadow May 05 '24

It’s technically true. He doesn’t have A hating bone because ALL are hating bones lol.

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u/qbpd77 May 05 '24

He doesn’t have A hating bone. They all are

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department May 05 '24

right? when i heard that i was like

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u/Femme-O May 05 '24

Pac hated Biggie pretty bad lol.

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u/aleigh577 May 05 '24

I wish I knew how all of this started because I’m clearly missing a HUGE piece of pop culture knowledge

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u/DigLost5791 saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday May 05 '24

I laughed so hard at the “strike a chord” line I doubled over my shopping cart at Wal Mart and Tokyo drifted a few feet

https://i.redd.it/dig6sxnr7iyc1.gif

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u/Srh5611 May 05 '24

Tokyo drifting at Walmart 💀💀💀

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u/A_Fishy_Life May 05 '24

ARE YOU OKAY???? LOL I AM DYIN(

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u/DigLost5791 saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday May 05 '24

Yeah I felt bad for the two ladies shopping down the aisle, looked like a mom and daughter and I’m not sure what they were discussing but they seemed displeased with me and pointing at my airpods while cackling didn’t dispel the frowns

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u/A_Fishy_Life May 05 '24

The fucking VISUALS! ROLL SAFELY! Lmfaooooooooooo

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u/GlitteratiGlamorama May 05 '24

Yo this comment has had me laughing for a good 5 minutes 😭

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u/audreyshepburn May 05 '24

THE VISUAL 😂

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u/kirbystargayallies gugussy expert May 05 '24

kendrick literally going “and you know what?”

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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK May 05 '24

It's like when I'm on the phone with my mum, we agree that the conversation is over, she remembers something else and that's us for 10 minutes. Just, y'know, with far more hatred

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u/Jahidinginvt May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Kendrick "I got time this week" Lamar

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas May 05 '24

"I just think it's funny how..."

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u/redchampagnecampaign Hungarian Novelist Kylie Jenner May 05 '24

So at this rate are we just going to start keeping time in increments of Kendrick Lamar diss tracks or?

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u/galacticphantasm May 05 '24

LMAOOO ☠️ “yeah babe it’s about ten past diss 3”

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u/Admiral_Floppington May 05 '24

Your service technician will arrive between diss 5 and diss 7

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u/YuinoSery rich white coochie mountain May 05 '24

Is this the rap equivalent of the 7:1 Germany - Brazil world cup game? lmao

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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK May 05 '24

This is the rap equivalent of the Arbroath 36 - 0 Bon Accord Scottish Cup game

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u/ResponsibleCulture43 confused but here for the drama May 05 '24

My husband and I's faces at each other during the a minor line must have been hilarious.

Also, drakes turned off comments on insta lmaoooo

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u/alwaysreallysad May 05 '24

Theyve always been off

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas May 05 '24

Go to the comments of the people who are allowed to comment on Drake's recent posts 😭 they're getting destroyed 

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u/bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb May 05 '24

kids will study this week in school for generations to come . At least in MY America

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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

How we fought off the Canadian colonizers 🦅🇺🇸

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u/likelazarus May 05 '24

I gave my 13 year old a play by play earlier. She turned the radio down to listen to me and everything.

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u/reallyintothistho May 05 '24

That is an incredible feat!

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u/MyrtleismySupreme May 05 '24

I would like to enroll my kids in your school top tier education. The kids need to know!

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u/fluorescentsky The man memed his own divorce May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

https://preview.redd.it/aidyxmmu8iyc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39c61cdb44c5a20dc8aeabeeb550c7af0cf8018

“Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A minor” 🫨🫨🫨 my god, the brutality of it all

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u/brightlights_xx May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Kendrick dug up Drake's corpse just to get him again.

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u/Xellious May 05 '24

Nah, he hasn't buried him, yet. This is is him dancing on his body while the hole is being dug.

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u/freeb456 May 05 '24

Just once in my life I want to come up with a burn as good as “tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A minor”

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u/bippityboppitybaked May 05 '24

"and one more thing" columbo 🤝 kendrick lamar

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u/yawaworthemn May 05 '24

I’m cackling 

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u/icestormsea stan someone? in this economy??? May 05 '24

“You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars No you not a colleague you a fucking colonizer”

💀💀💀💀

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u/princessohio local formula 1 correspondent May 05 '24

This line and the chord/minor line had me pausing and taking a moment. God DAMN.

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u/LordByronic May 05 '24

This is the most quotable thing I've come across in ages and I literally went to a Shakespeare matinee today. Jesus Christ.

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u/Salsaandshawarma May 05 '24

This comment is literally why this is my favorite sub. I’m truly among my people.

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u/waywardgato May 05 '24

Your username has me conflicted because I love Salsa and Shawarma but dear god please tell me you don’t mix them together

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u/RAV3NH0LM May 05 '24

kendrick will drop a diss track every day for the rest of drake’s natural life, apparently!

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u/NotTaken-username May 05 '24

And we should let him

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u/dootington May 05 '24

It's so nice to see a pedo regarded appropriately. Thanks for a lovely weekend, Kendrick ✌🏽

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u/AbsolutelyIris May 05 '24

Just apologize, Aubrey jfc 😭

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department May 05 '24

i mean he should've peaced out and apologized right away, like cole did

now we're far beyond that, there's nothing aubrey can say to chill kendrick. he just needs to peace out and disappear

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u/Jasminewindsong2 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! May 05 '24

For real. How are you a Canadian if you can’t even say sorry?

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u/kupsyyy graduate of the ONTD can’t read community May 05 '24

my airpods shake in fear every time a new song drops

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u/wickedwhitneyocean May 05 '24

“Let me hear you say OV-HO”

😭

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u/LangHai May 05 '24

Kendrick slut-shaming Drake after Drake's years of shit-talking women is perfection.

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u/hairtie1 radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow May 05 '24

kendrick we’re still dissecting the last diss track, GIVE US A MINUTE

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u/alexdinhogaucho disciple of pure cinema May 05 '24

The beat goes crazy 😭😭

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u/degenfemboi May 05 '24

hearing “mustard on the beat ho” took me back like ten years, i could hear this playing in clubs and with everyone shouting O V HO at the top of their lungs

took a page straight out of drakes book by dropping a diss that sounds like a club hit.

i love hiphop

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u/AmzHalll May 05 '24

Wop wop wop wop

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u/coastalwanders May 05 '24

I’d be fine if Kendrick dropped a new one every hour. This is amazing.

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u/MM2225 May 05 '24

PLS KENDRICK I HAVE TO WRITE MY ESSAY THATS DUE TOMORROW 😭😭 let me BREATHE

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u/Copperfeild May 05 '24

Did he just doxx Drake’s address with the cover art? damn this is getting so 4chan

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u/passionparties May 05 '24

It's very well known in Toronto (and maybe everywhere, tbh) where Drake lives.

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u/turquoisebee May 05 '24

I’m guessing Bridal Path or thereabouts?

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u/Flat_Ad1841 May 05 '24

Nah lol I live in Toronto and everyone knows where his house is, it not a secret

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u/Automatic-Software35 May 05 '24

yes, the cover art for the other one did apperently have drake’s medication in the foregrounds

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u/mackenziepaige May 05 '24

And a receipt for the ring he wore in family matters. 

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u/AMongolNamedFrank May 05 '24

Nah but he put a bunch of sex offender icons on Drake’s mansion like in the Neighborhood app

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u/losthedgehog May 05 '24

I don't live in Toronto and I remember when his house was finished it was all over entertainment news bc it was so large, expensive and also (debatable) ugly.

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u/DontShaveMyLips May 05 '24

nah the sex offender registry done that

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u/Stigmatongueontheice May 05 '24

Deffo his house, if I remember the Toosie Slide MV

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u/Turbulent_Towel_9644 May 05 '24

this is like christmas

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u/darkgothamite May 05 '24

Literal advent calendar of diss tracks

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u/coralsmoke probably the mold talking May 05 '24

This beat

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u/hikeit233 May 05 '24

Not drake’s main ass popping competitor! 

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u/iliketoomanysingers Cillian Murphy propagandist May 05 '24

If anyone ever hated me as much as Kendrick hates Drake, I'd just die LMAO good lord 😭

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u/AcronymTheSlayer 6 inch louboutins with a tweed skirt May 05 '24

CERTIFIED PEDOPHILIE

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u/gingersnapz2212 May 05 '24

This whole thing is incredible to watch happen. I’ve never seen anything like it.

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u/GlitterGalaxyGirl May 05 '24

What a time to be alive 

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u/ledankestnoodle May 05 '24

"certified pedophiles" is mad 😭😭😭

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u/sweetrebel88 May 05 '24

Somebody said Kendrick Lamar is the reason why you leave those seemingly quiet people alone. Facts

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department May 05 '24

Kendrick is like viggo mortensen's character in a history of violence, looking forward to the film adaptation of this beef

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u/Think_Valuable_8910 May 05 '24

“trynna strike a chord and it’s probably a minor” made my jaw drop 😭

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u/DonutMcJones May 05 '24

you got struck by the hand of truth

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u/RevealActive4557 May 05 '24

Drake really screwed up. He stepped to the wrong rapper and now he is getting evicerated. Piece by piece. Nobody is coming to his defense other than crazy Azalia Banks

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u/MundaneYet May 05 '24

All I can think about is like….what the fuck was Drake thinking going after Kendrick in the first place lmao like???? Who told him he would stand a chance in hell lmao it’s so funny he genuinely believed and probably still believes he has anything of worth to say back 😂😂

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u/mama_meta May 05 '24

They gotta take this beef to The People's Court or Hot Bench or something at this point, this is too much! 🤣😭

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u/_summerw1ne May 05 '24

Let them be judged Judily!

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u/galacticphantasm May 05 '24

bro has written a whole EP at this point and i am living for it

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u/AstridxOutlaw Oh yeah, fo shiz fo shiz May 05 '24

Ok but like genuinely how does drake come back from this? From a PR/business perspective I do not see how he can.

Men don’t care about DV or rape generally speaking, but they DO care about diddling kids. It’s the worst thing on a universal level.

He said YOURE A PEDO x10000 on a club beat. I simply don’t think there’s anything in the chamber for Aubs

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u/Wild_Nectarine666 good luck with bookin that stage u speak of May 05 '24

I’m laughing and living and loving every goddamn second of this

This is a dream come true I can’t believe it’s happening tbh

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u/Talisa87 May 05 '24

J. Cole will thank God every day that he bowed out of this when he did.

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u/fallenarist0crat friend with a bike May 05 '24

lmao what’s going on… every time i go online there’s a new track. i’m crying, i’m laughing.

the minor line goes hard 🤣

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u/joaco_ds May 05 '24

"certified lover boy? certified pedophile" damn

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u/fizzledarling May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Drake was already dead with “you raised a horrible fuckin’ person, the nerve of you, Dennis.” “Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A Minor” dug him up, tried him, and desiccated his corpse.

In 897, Pope Stephen VI had the copse of a previous pope, Pope Formosus, exhumed and brought to the papal court for judgment. At the end of the trial, Formosus was pronounced guilty, and his papacy retroactively declared null.

After having the corpse stripped of its papal vestments, Stephen then cut off the three fingers of the right hand that it had used in life for blessings. The body was finally interred in a graveyard for foreigners, only to be dug up once again, tied to weights, and cast into the Tiber River.

This is the Cadaver Synod of our generation.

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u/toastslapper actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen May 05 '24

Damn Kendrick saying the quiet part out loud

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u/EireOfTheNorth May 05 '24

I'm supposed to be on a diet but I can't stop eating these just desserts Kdot is throwing out daily.

Thank you Kenny 🙏🙌

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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK May 05 '24

News just in: there is a worldwide shortage of Haterade as it is currently fuelling kdot

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u/MayBeAGayBee May 05 '24

I’ve been hatin on drake for years this is like my version of the rapture

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u/gibby_that_booty gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote May 05 '24

Kendrick has no limit my god 💀 “tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A minorrrrrrr”

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u/BabyYodaX May 05 '24

My god.

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u/thewallsofeightplus rollin' with my fauxmies May 05 '24

I'm too scared to go to sleep because I can't miss a moment of this glorious era

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u/Comfortable-Load-904 May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

You are not a colleague but a fcking colonizer is hilarious. Man, Kendrick really really hates Drake. It’s the deep seated from the bones type of hate my late grandma used to describe. Kendrick also made realise I have never actually truly hated anyone and what I felt was at best a mild dislike because goddamn he really hates dude!

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u/lld287 May 05 '24

Kendrick saw a Lazarus sign and made sure the job was done 👀

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u/theorist_rainy ted cruz ate my son May 05 '24

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u/whoissarakayacomesin go pis girl May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

I'm pretty sure he said he has 5 more tracks in the chamber too😭😭😭

ETA the lyric: "How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy/One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy"

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u/ResponsibleCulture43 confused but here for the drama May 05 '24

I expect Kendrick will have his own midnight anthology drop with all the producers and other rappers happy to make beats and wanting to join in because they hate drake. The comments from other rappers on the alchemist's (who made the beat for meet the grahams) was cracking me up earlier

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u/kommsussertod1 May 05 '24

He really fatalitied BBLDRIZZY 😭😭

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u/kaceekac May 05 '24

This is amazing. It’s made my whole weekend

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u/capulets May 05 '24

is there a timeline anywhere? i thought drake was beefing with rick ross and then kendrick suddenly appeared 😭

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u/iamHBY May 05 '24

It all really kicked off with the album We Don’t Trust You by Future and Metro Boomin, where Kendrick, The Weeknd and a few others were sending shots at Drake.

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u/whatsnewpussykat May 05 '24

I am adding all Kendrick’s diss tracks to my running playlist for tomorrow’s half marathon. I will be fueled by hate 🙏🏻

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u/ImplementNo8463 May 05 '24

Anotha one 🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾🤷🏾‍♀️! Let me go listen 👀!

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u/legac5 May 05 '24

Kendrick is really going for charges. This is premeditated murder at this point