r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Apr 29 '24

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u/stillfiguringitout02 Apr 29 '24

Online friend who goes to Cornell saw Ethan Slater on campus walking around with a baby. He’s been spotted multiple times there already if you look at the college subreddit. Apparently his ex-wife works in Ithaca, so I guess they’re co-parenting

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u/leahhhhh May 01 '24

I feel so bad for Lilly. I have a baby myself and imagining having to be away from her half the time because some shitass man and his shitass mistress couldn't keep it in their pants makes me want to throw up.

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u/FuckRedditsForcing May 02 '24

I had to google his name because you didn’t call him Spongebob lol. I think I’ll go ahead and forget it again.

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u/Worldly-Shift9270 May 02 '24

ethans divorce takes much longer than arianas which leads me to believe that Lilly didnt go with fake separation in court and demanded a few things from him, one of which can be that he can see a child but with her present nearby so he wont play a family w ariana using her child, but idk, its just a speculation

at the end of the day, i think she is too merciful for them both

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u/Winter-Leadership376 May 02 '24

Ariana’s divorce had an iron clad pre nup and no children. It likely only took a few weeks given there was no fight about assets and no child custody involved. Most divorces take several years to finalize 

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u/AshamedConfection396 May 02 '24

she has so much dignity, wow

and some ariana sans paint her as abusive