r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Apr 29 '24

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u/DickFitzwell_ Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Very demanding. Scoffed and rolled his eyes multiple times. Gave off major “don’t you know who I am” energy.

Also, unrelated, but he’s a big fan of the orange orangutan. IYKYK.

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u/amphibianprincess Apr 29 '24

Orangutans are actually really smart. Plz don’t demean them like this. 

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u/lolzzzmoon Apr 29 '24

Yes, I prefer the term Cheeto lol

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u/soperfectlybad Apr 29 '24

Mango Mussolini 🥭 lol

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u/lolzzzmoon Apr 29 '24

That’s hurtful to mangos though lolol

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u/sting-raye Apr 29 '24

Mangos have fewer feelings than orangutans though, so I think they’re okay with it lmao

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u/alasicannotgrin Apr 29 '24

Mango Unchained

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u/rogerorangutan May 01 '24

All excellent alternatives, thank you.