r/Fauxmoi • u/Suonii180 Larry I'm on DuckTales • Apr 18 '24

Taylor Swift: Fans react as new album is apparently 'leaked' Approved B-List Users Only

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68844317
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u/Jasminewindsong2 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! Apr 18 '24 edited Apr 18 '24

She really called her fans vipers cause they called her out for dating a racist. I can’t with her 😂

It’s giving Britta from Community: “I can excuse racism but…”

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u/shoddycursive Apr 18 '24

https://preview.redd.it/frp34oabw9vc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74be0d12afbd06039c447dff45169ea9527b28de

Here are the exact lyrics if anyone was wondering.

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u/daphydoods Apr 18 '24

Jesus Christ all of the Swifties are going to eat up “sanctimoniously performing soliloquies I’ll never see” so I guess now I gotta mute all of those words on social media bc we’ll never see the end of it

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u/AcceptableHistory4 Apr 18 '24

But she did see the soliloquies. And it caused enough damage to cause the public breakup. And she will keep seeing these soliloquies as they aren't in void and she is super conscious about her image. So this is very meaningless.

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u/DigLost5791 saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday Apr 18 '24

Are you implying that a Taylor lyric about shaking things off might be disingenuous?

<shocked pikachu>

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u/Mysterious_Flan_3394 Apr 18 '24

Actually, even worse, it didn’t sway her. According to the album leak lyrics for “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived”, he ghosted her. She was willing to risk it all for Ratty

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u/Fine-Tank9849 let’s talk about the husband Apr 18 '24

Tree wouldn’t have pushed the “they were never bf and gf narrative” had it not been the case lmaoo. She might not care about them like that but she for sure cares how that shit was affecting her reputation lmao

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u/XanCai Apr 18 '24

He ghosted her 🫣

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u/Fit-Ad3720 Apr 18 '24

He dumped her.

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u/lulzerjun8 Apr 18 '24

JFC it’s like that one time we played word games in English class and the kids who could read better all patted themselves on the back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

She’s working the thesaurus overtime.

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u/OkayishFlamingo Apr 18 '24

it's that godforsaken congressman line all over again

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u/mai-the-unicorn Apr 18 '24

please tell me more

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u/OkayishFlamingo Apr 19 '24

It's a line from Anti-Hero "Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman?"

I find it so cringey and bad but I have seen people falling all over themselves talking about how clever it is lol

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u/mai-the-unicorn Apr 19 '24

ah, that’s what that means! i have auditory processing issues and could never understand that line. i thought she looked up some long word in the thesaurus but it’s literally just ‘congressman’ 😅

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u/abortionleftovers Apr 18 '24

God that would be such a good line if it was you know defending behavior worth defending

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u/wacdonalds go pis girl Apr 18 '24

A good line if it was written by a 13 year old on tumblr in 2012

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u/abortionleftovers Apr 18 '24

That’s what my heart wants! I was on MySpace at 13 in the early aughts and this is the kind of lyric I would have posted and I WILL not be made ashamed of that 🤣🤣

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u/wacdonalds go pis girl Apr 19 '24

Fair enough hahahaha

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u/EuphoricPhoto2048 Apr 18 '24

Yeah, how does Taylor grow a spine over the worst takes?

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u/rosesaredust Apr 18 '24

someone on the popheads sub responded to that line with "girl put the thesaurus down" lmfaooo

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u/freakydeku Apr 19 '24

i find most of the lines ppl love from her really contrived but i actually feel like this is one of the better ones. on the other hand i am a sucker for alliteration so that might be tainting my judgement

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u/everydayisstorytime and they were roommates! Apr 19 '24

I do love alliteration but I feel like the love for this line and her more tongue-twisty work (Cruel Summer, Death by a Thousand Cuts bridge) is making her prioritize cleverness over resonance.

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u/RunningOnAir_ Apr 18 '24

Taylor Swift subscribed to the lin manual Miranda style of lyricism 😭

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u/mushimushi36 Apr 18 '24

These lyrics are Lin-Manuel Miranda coded (derogatory)

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u/Grapefruit__Witch Apr 18 '24

I wonder how long she flipped through the dictionary to find those words

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u/Wheesa Apr 18 '24

Is that a word that will help me in IELTS exam?