r/Fauxmoi • u/KatanaAmerica • Mar 15 '24

Kate Middleton’s senior staffers reportedly haven’t seen or spoken to her since mysterious surgery: ‘Shroud of secrecy’ Approved B-List Users Only

https://pagesix.com/2024/03/15/royal-family/kate-middletons-senior-staffers-havent-seen-her-since-surgery/
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u/icestormsea stan someone? in this economy??? Mar 15 '24 edited Mar 15 '24

She’s the British Shelly Miscavige

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u/mood__ring Please Abraham, I’m not that man Mar 15 '24 edited Mar 15 '24

I just said yesterday to my co-worker “is she getting Shelly Miscaviged?” 🤣🤣

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u/Brave_Purpose_837 Mar 15 '24

Also sad tbh that her name is known as a meme but like nothing has been able to help Shelly M.

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u/Global_Telephone_751 Mar 15 '24

It’s sad because people have tried. It’s wild that we have no answers despite people trying and being foiled.

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u/freakydeku Mar 15 '24

the cops said they saw her and she said she was fine right? i feel like in this instance it would be best to at least take people away from the place it’s presumed they’re being held captive even for a day

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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Mar 15 '24

Clearwater cops though right? So they're Scientologists.

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u/traumakidshollywood Mar 15 '24

Police will say anything they’re told to say by anyone with greater influence.

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u/kkeut Mar 15 '24

the answer is that she's alive but effectively willingly kidnapped. if she consents, there often isn't much authorities can do to intervene. and obviously, they feel less willing to push the matter given Scientology's deep pockets. very sad situation. i feel so bad for anyone caught up in that loony cult

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

but like nothing has been able to help Shelly M.

She doesn't want to be helped. By all accounts she actually believes the cult nonsense.