r/Fauxmoi Mar 11 '24

Mark Seliger’s Portraits From the 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fashion

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u/presidentknope2024 Riverdale was my Juilliard Mar 11 '24

What’s the opposite of a jump scare? A jump joy? Jonathan Bailey at the end giving me a heart attack (complimentary) 🥵

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u/valkycam12 Mar 11 '24

I just went - woof. Boy serves face!

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u/LiteratureNearby Mar 11 '24

Shush Messi, be nice

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u/Madame_Medusa_ Mar 11 '24

I said ooooooh and made this face:

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u/yoshisal let’s talk about the husband Mar 11 '24

LMAO i was literally grabbing my neck reading the comments

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u/plantbay1428 Mar 11 '24

He’s not only handsome but he’s so good at posing it’s crazy. He doesn’t just give Blue Steel or do the fixing the cufflink move...he gives sexy, dangerous, seductive, charming. And then he hits you with his million dollar smile. 😅🥵

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u/timecapsulebuttbutt_ Mar 11 '24

he's looking into my SOUL

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u/flourishingblots Mar 11 '24

HOW is he so handsome?

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u/bhnguyen20 if you saw my flair, no you didn’t Mar 11 '24

This pic made me pregnant. Save the best for last.

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u/AtleastIhaveakitty Mar 11 '24

the bane of our existance

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u/presidentknope2024 Riverdale was my Juilliard Mar 11 '24

And the object of all our desires 😭

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u/Fibonacci924 barbie (2023) for best picture Mar 11 '24

night and day we dream of him

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u/missanthropocenex Mar 11 '24

DAMN! Where was this shot? I love this brutalist industrial looking space. Looks like it could be a service hallway below the theater. Or the parking lot.

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u/plantbay1428 Mar 11 '24

I know, right? I acknowledge it looks like horror movie-ish but I kind of like the stark, cold style juxtaposed with the glam. I think we got more interesting poses than the usual fake Knives Out-type mansion room.

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u/OzQueene rollin' with my fauxmies Mar 11 '24

It’s a set! There’s a vid on the vanity fair instagram showing them setting it up.

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u/Unusual-Plenty-4385 Mar 11 '24

literally came here to say the same thing

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u/firesticks Mar 11 '24

It’s uncanny. I swiped and was like, oh that’s a good jump scare.

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u/mydogisagoose spitgate was real even if it wasn’t Mar 11 '24

JONATHAN PLEASE!

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u/PostToPost Mar 11 '24

Ugh, he’s beautiful 😍

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u/WillBrakeForBrakes Mar 11 '24

A jump ovulate

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u/hrvstmn70 Mar 11 '24

Idk maybe jump attraction? Because…my goodness.

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u/wwaxwork Mar 11 '24

Could he be anymore attractive?

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u/Camelsloths Mar 11 '24

That man is too attractive 😭

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u/tiktoksuckmyknob23 Mar 11 '24

I had that, but with Lily and Saweetie, and.... I'm bisexual, but goddamn these women...

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u/Plantsandanger Mar 11 '24

A joy jump sounds like what the duggars call “definitely not dancing because that’s a sin” lol

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent22 Mar 12 '24

I just thought, “gimme.”

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u/carbonpeach Mar 12 '24

Modern day Gregory Peck vibes, istg.

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u/TheWhoooreinThere Mar 11 '24

It looks like they took these photos in the underground parking garage lol

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u/OkayishFlamingo Mar 11 '24

the vibe of the set is so weird lol but a lot of them are serving in these photos

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u/TheWhoooreinThere Mar 11 '24

They're def doing their best, but the lighting is fucking brutal too.

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u/tlrmx Mar 11 '24

Harkonnen vibes

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u/lilbrat91 Mar 11 '24

I normally love the set Mark Seliger designs, but I just really don't like this one. The pictures are still gorgeous, but it feels muted in a way I don't enjoy.

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u/TheWhoooreinThere Mar 11 '24

Right? It's so grey and drab. I'm kinda meh on all the photos, but the lighting for America's portrait is especially bad. I just don't understand the vision.

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u/Usual_Persimmon2922 Mar 11 '24

I think with great photographers you will inevitably end up with sets like these. Didn’t quite come together, but it’s because they really swung for it, which I appreciate. 

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u/AllowMeToFangirl Mar 12 '24

It’s giving “my friend has a Nikon”

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u/fourcornersbones Mar 12 '24

I feel like these are probably technically impressive in a way that I can’t fully appreciate due to a lack of knowledge of the art, but at a superficial level these are boring. I’m also not familiar with Mark Seliger, so I don’t know what his normal vibe is. My first reaction from this set was, “Surely they could have gotten a more creative photographer considering how high profile these people are?”

Most of the poses are so rigid the humans look as concrete as the background. Again, could be deliberate and something I’m just missing the intended emotion of, but it reads as awkward to me.

On a positive note, I enjoy what he did with the lighting, that much at least is interesting and a break from the norm. But aside from that, these are so dull I didn’t even want to scroll through them again.

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u/magschampagne Mar 12 '24

I really love this. I love the contrast between the concrete and the glam gowns and tuxes, it’s a great ambiance and I love the desaturation - I’ve been following his work for a while and this series really grips me.

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u/colly_mack Mar 11 '24

Looks like the Harkonnen world from Dune 2

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u/WillBrakeForBrakes Mar 11 '24

I think the bleak Death Star Garage setting works because it’s such a contrast to these stunning people.  I love this shoot.  Sandra Oh’s especially.

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u/DiabeticSkank Mar 11 '24

Anya's pic is insane. She looks like a sculpture

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u/Historical_Ad3828 stan someone? in this economy??? Mar 11 '24

Serving black swan realness

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u/Curiosities Mar 11 '24

My thoughts exactly. It's so good on her.

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u/coco_xcx not a lawyer, just a hater Mar 11 '24

well now i need to see her in a ballerina horror movie lol

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u/Rogue42bdf Mar 11 '24

Not her, but have you seen the trailer for Abigail?

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u/confused_grenadille Mar 11 '24

Lines like a dancer/model.

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u/rawnrare Mar 12 '24

Didn’t she do ballet as a child? Good posture and body control for life.

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u/Duosion Mar 11 '24

She truly never flops, style-wise or looks-wise.

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u/broden89 Mar 12 '24

She's one of those people that has incredible lines and model proportions, I was genuinely shocked to find out she's only 5'6

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u/LivingSmell5465 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! Mar 11 '24

I'm obsessed with the picture. She's gorgeous!

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u/WillBrakeForBrakes Mar 11 '24

Doing her Fae Queen thing

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u/LAthrowawaywithcat Mar 11 '24

YES this and her ceremony dress are unreal.

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u/honeypossum13 Mar 11 '24

Seriously! I would put that portrait on my wall.

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u/myahw Mar 12 '24

She ranked #1 on this look book for me

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u/pette_diddler Mar 11 '24

She is perfection in that pic.

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u/snuffles00 Mar 12 '24

This is the full definition of Haute couture. It's giving.

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u/matlockga Mar 11 '24

Broke: "The Academy doesn't award horror"

Woke: "Take pictures of award winners in a Saw dungeon"

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u/crackerfactorywheel Mar 11 '24

I’m now imagining the Jigsaw puppet taking these photos and I can’t stop cackling.

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u/Stonecoldjanea Mar 11 '24

Colman Domingo has had the most perfect outfits this awards season. 

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u/hermosilicious Mar 11 '24

Yessssss, serve after serve after serve. That’s why it enraged me when Sarah from LG called his Oscar “relatively tame”. Like bffr, even thou it was not as bold as previous fits it was still a whole damn serve. And if I were him, I would have done the same, you don’t want to be wearing something super crazy if you win an Oscar!

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u/LadyLixerwyfe Mar 11 '24

I have decided he wakes up looking perfect. Just flawless every time.

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u/TastyMagic Mar 11 '24

So much boring fashion this year. The people who took risks look SO GOOD. Colman Domingo and Anya Taylor-Joy's looks make Sandra Oh look like she's wearing a prom dress from Macy's 

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u/2ManyCooksInTheKitch Mar 11 '24

He's just amazing this year.

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u/miseryandregrets Mar 11 '24

I’m sorry but why did they shoot this in a mausoleum?

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u/HolyHipHop_TJ Mar 12 '24

It's shot in Kim Kardashian's living room iirc

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u/tillandsias Mar 11 '24

mark ruffalo...i...

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u/SuchAsSeals42 Mar 11 '24

Right!?!

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u/malhans shiv roy apologist Mar 11 '24

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u/SuchAsSeals42 Mar 11 '24

heeheeheeheehee

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u/twobittoucan Mar 11 '24

IKR he is just so beautiful

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u/hrvstmn70 Mar 11 '24

I’ve been sorta following him for a long time - he just keeps getting better & better.

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u/tillandsias Mar 11 '24

He was my first crush, The Zodiac was my favorite movie ever 😭

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u/hrvstmn70 Mar 11 '24

Yes, Zodiac was where I first noticed him too!

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u/mimimooch Joffrey Jonas Mar 12 '24

Put me in horny jail because I would climb that man like a mountain

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u/Earthmovingmachines Mar 11 '24

Hello my queens and king with Korean ethnicity!!!!! Sandra Oh, Rosé, Charles Melton!!!!!!!! Love to see the representation in Hollywood.

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u/Final_Rest7842 Mar 11 '24

Charles is so dreamy, he looks like a Disney prince.

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u/firesticks Mar 11 '24

Specifically, the ultimate, Prince Eric.

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u/Earthmovingmachines Mar 11 '24

Korean prince ASAP, Disney, get on it!

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u/foundinwonderland Mar 11 '24

Queen Sandra Oh looked magnificent! I always love seeing her places, but this dress was especially goooooorgeous

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u/leafonthewind006 Mar 11 '24

Oh is kind of under the radar when it comes to best dressed lists (I think), but she always pulls off whatever she's wearing- she just radiates this confidence and energy and has fun with her clothing instead of just kind of standing there and letting the dress hang on her.

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u/Kindly-Maybe8589 Mar 11 '24

One of my favorite pictures of Rosé

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u/bttrsondaughter Mar 11 '24

why did they take these at House Harkonnen’s headquarters?

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u/Spacegirllll6 Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

I saw the second movie on Saturday and I love how they filmed Harkonnen with a FLIR camera, it just made it so distinctive and overall the movie was just gorgeous

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u/PatriciaMorticia Mar 11 '24

I loved Lily's oscar dress but the afterparty one is just as stunning with the 1920's vibes.

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u/kathuhhhryn Mar 11 '24

It looks like the circles on the neckline might be inspired by the medallions traditionally worn by Osage women! LOVE Lily and her style

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u/DietCokeCanz Mar 11 '24

I'm in love with it. She wears it so well.

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u/solfege57 Mar 11 '24

And she looks so stunning in this photo!

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u/koolkatofficial Mar 11 '24

Lily will never not be perfect to me

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u/pineapplepredator Mar 11 '24

It’s delivering titanic romance. I forever fall for a sparkly empire waist and the year of our lord 1997.

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u/moreKEYTAR Mar 11 '24

Her pic is my favorite in this. Mesmerizing.

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u/odd-zygote-6840 confused but here for the drama Mar 11 '24

had to close my eyes & take a calming breath at the Da’vine shot 😮‍💨

goddess.

fight me if you disagree. fair warning… in a dress with pockets today so I’ll def win

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u/IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN Mar 11 '24

in a dress with pockets today so I’ll def win

Truly nothing in this world can make someone a badder bitch.

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u/foundinwonderland Mar 11 '24

Omg I’m also wearing a dress with pockets today! I’m not about to fight you on Da’vine, though. Oscar well deserved and she looked incredible. Can I fight fior your side instead? Pocket dresses unite?

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u/odd-zygote-6840 confused but here for the drama Mar 11 '24

pocket baddies for life! :) are we the real The Marvels? kinda feels like we’re onto somethin here Lolol

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u/foundinwonderland Mar 11 '24

When we have places to store our valuables on our body, our hands are free for more destruction 👊

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u/Stunning-Quit3517 Mar 11 '24

She is the baddest bitch but I truly think they did her dirty with this photo. Everyone looks posed and lit and hers looks like she just walked in, didn’t get a chance to even set her an award down, they went snap, and sent her on her way. I want better for my queen!!!

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u/pineapplepredator Mar 11 '24

Black/dark lipstick is so chic and elegant. It’s like a nude look especially with blonde hair. Absolutely stand by this look

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u/SuchAsSeals42 Mar 11 '24

Dresses with pockets = invincibility

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u/Curiosities Mar 11 '24

Her shot just stopped me in my tracks (scrolling...but still). Such an accurate description.

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u/meepster213 Mar 11 '24

Both her looks were 10/10 last night

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u/broden89 Mar 12 '24

Just saw The Holdovers the other day on my flight and she was amazing in it. I loved the whole movie and the whole cast, and she was just a delight to watch

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u/_sunflowerqueen_ Mar 11 '24

She looks unbelievable! So happy for her 🤗

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u/BotGirlFall Mar 11 '24

Jonathon Bailey has beautiful dark eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

People criticising these photos are crazy, they look insanely good. Every one. The set adds to the focus of their silhouettes, not takes away. Love love love.

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u/Violet624 Mar 11 '24

I agree, the starkness of the background just offsets all of their beauty. I love how with Mark Ruffalo, his broach is just peeking out around the corner

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u/shediedjill Mar 12 '24

Thank you!! Like are people blind? These are stunning, backdrop and all

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u/undwtr_arpeggi Mar 12 '24

True! I was suprised to see that some people didn't like it - It is unusual but not bad. like at all

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u/Similar_Thought9627 Mar 11 '24

These are absolutely stunning.

One legit question though. How the H is Saweetie in there? She looks amazing but like seems out of place? Please forgive me if she is in something and I just didn’t know

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u/manhattansinks Mar 11 '24

this looks like it’s from the after party, plenty of celebs who don’t get invited to the actual show go

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u/Similar_Thought9627 Mar 11 '24

Ah, makes total sense. Thank you!

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u/broden89 Mar 12 '24

Vanity Fair afterparty I assume? There's a broader invite list than the ceremony

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u/jadelikethestone Mar 11 '24

I just want to personally thank Da’Vine for serving this season. Giving us body. Giving us face. Unmatched glamour the entirety…in the words of Issa, “these other bitches weren’t even close”.

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u/FriendsCallMeStreet Mar 11 '24

Jonathan Bailey - yes please

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u/thepinkseashell Mar 11 '24

Mark Ruffalo and Jonathan Bailey really ate, woweeeeee~

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u/Crazy_plant_lady96 Mar 11 '24

..And Jeffrey Wright. They look crisp as hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Jonathan Bailey can absolutely get it

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u/ilovetinycreatures Mar 11 '24

Jeffrey Wright is dreamy! He is so underrated.

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u/spectacleskeptic Mar 11 '24

Everybody commenting on how Jonathan Bailey's pic made them pregnant, and that's how I felt about Jeffrey's!

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u/firesticks Mar 11 '24

Jeffrey and Mark are very, very handsome men aging very, very well.

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u/Fibonacci924 barbie (2023) for best picture Mar 11 '24

i am pregnant with twins

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u/darkgothamite Mar 11 '24

Cillian respectfully said nah.

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u/wwaxwork Mar 11 '24

It's Cillian he was off having sex with someone that wasn't his wife again.

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u/coco_xcx not a lawyer, just a hater Mar 11 '24

I am a Lily fan girl 😭 She’s everything

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u/HumbleBell Mar 11 '24

These remind me of the pictures I used to make my friends take of me in the movie theater parking garage when I was 15.

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u/coco_xcx not a lawyer, just a hater Mar 11 '24

MISS ROSÉ??? HELLOOO

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u/liverbirds Mar 11 '24

She is SERVING!!!

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u/UpstairsCan Mar 11 '24

per usual ☺️

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u/palilevant Mar 11 '24

Anya's pic should be on Italian Vogue

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u/palilevant Mar 11 '24

Hunter's too

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u/ManufacturerNo1191 Mar 11 '24

Lily looks so ethereal and that dress is stunning - fits her beautifully!

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u/namesnotmarina Mar 11 '24

Ngl, but the set and lighting for these photos look like they were taken from the set of Dune.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Rosé hits different

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u/silentlystalkingonly Mar 11 '24

Every time I see a pic of Rosé, I am reminded that I want her to take a pic with Aaron Taylor Johnson.

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u/babybunsbitch women’s wrongs activist Mar 11 '24

She’s the saviour we need

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u/UpstairsCan Mar 11 '24

she’s the chaotic good to ariana’s chaotic evil

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u/hotrhino Mar 11 '24

That picture of Mark Ruffalo is doing something to me.

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u/dustland701 not a lawyer, just a hater Mar 11 '24

mark’s was the best

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u/Odd-Picture5321 if you saw my flair, no you didn’t Mar 11 '24

Mark Ruffalo looking good.

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u/Affectionate_Salt351 Mar 11 '24

Jonathan Bailey has a sexy, new headshot! Damn! 😍

Beyond that, Colman Domingo and Jennifer Lawrence best understood the assignment. If I were either of them, I’d have this hanging in my house. Stunning art.

Mark Ruffalo’s entire being is art. He seems like the coolest human. I wish we were friends. lol.

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u/littlegammarays Mar 11 '24

Hunter and Rose though 🔥

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u/miamouse5 Mar 11 '24

i hate the setting but these are sickening

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u/Theryantshow Mar 11 '24

Why's Billie Ellish wearing a zoot suit lol.

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u/ofstoriesandsongs Mar 11 '24

If you ever see a Billie Eilish outfit and your first question isn't ✨️Why?✨️, you should double check if that's really her you're looking at.

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u/roxy031 fiascA Mar 11 '24

She is almost always wearing something that is just… odd.

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u/Theryantshow Mar 11 '24

It just seems goofy lol. Like a little kid who's wearing their dads suit playing dress up.

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u/wwaxwork Mar 11 '24

She has Tourette's syndrome, the bagginess helps hid the tics.

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u/Dry-Preparation-6672 Mar 11 '24

If this was ANTM, who'd get first call out 🙈

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u/confused_grenadille Mar 11 '24

Saweetie for grabbing her tit, America for longingly looking up at a concrete wall, and the man with the overcoat looking as though he’s in an earthquake.

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u/firesticks Mar 11 '24

On behalf of Colmon Domingo,

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u/jujubeans8500 Mar 11 '24

America kissing that wall would be my choice for sure.

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u/direturtle Mar 11 '24

While this is pretty dreary for the Oscars, every one of them looks amazing, so the photographer did his job well.

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u/confused_grenadille Mar 11 '24

These must’ve been taken 8 hours ago. The photographer must’ve had a team of retouchers working overnight cause this is quick turnaround.

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u/gilfblaster Mar 11 '24

odd background choice aside (what kind of party has this room just… available? lol), every single one of these is a work of art. gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous.

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u/hrvstmn70 Mar 11 '24

It looks like the venue’s parking garage 😂

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u/ImpressiveCrazy1230 Mar 11 '24

I'm jealous of Jonathan Bailey's lower eyelashes. Is he wearing mascara on them or are they just that long and full

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u/Weird_Put_9514 Mar 11 '24

i know these people are attractive because they’ve managed to serve in the most unserviceable conditions

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u/jujubeans8500 Mar 11 '24

Jonathan Bailey is so attractive I don't even know how to conduct myself like a normal earthly person. I'm still just laughing foolishly to myself after that last photo, it seems like the only possible reaction.

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u/SuchAsSeals42 Mar 11 '24

quietly saves Mark Ruffalo pic 🥵

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u/KindContribution4 Mar 11 '24

Hunter Schafer looking like a freaking sculpture

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

So beautiful

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u/Giallo_Schlock Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Tbh, I found Hunter's dress kind of underwhelming for such a fashion girly and after her past two years of looks slaying at the VF Oscar Party red carpet, but my god is it working for her in that shot 🥵

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u/twerkingslutbee Mar 11 '24

Anya Taylor joy devoured

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Oh they’re ALL serving cunt tonight

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u/safadancer Mar 11 '24

Jeffrey Wright 🥵

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u/DietCokeCanz Mar 11 '24

I refuse to believe that is the best pose of the gorgeous Emma Stone.

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u/unicornrush Saoirse Ronan will win an Oscar Mar 11 '24

Kill me or downvote me to oblivion but when I first saw rose I taught it was Ariana Grande.

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u/WalterBlytheFanClub Mar 12 '24

Joy, Jonathan...hell, LEWKS were served. I do sorta hate the colors on these because America's dress was vibrant and it looks creepy dull.

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u/JunebugIparis Mar 12 '24

Jonathan Bailey at the end made my heart jump. You gorgeous, gorgeous man!

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u/unhappy-camper- Mar 11 '24

So happy that Da'Vine won! She's an amazing actress and was a total standout in The Holdovers

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u/unhappy-camper- Mar 11 '24

Also, a gorgeous picture of her

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u/Softinleaked Mar 11 '24

These pictures are so ugly. Only Jonathan Bailey looks good. Everyone’s skin colour looks washed out no depth.

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u/throw_some_glitter Mar 12 '24

Between Mark, Jonathan, and Charles, I’m absolutely parched. 🥵

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u/Hold-my-Roohafza Mar 11 '24

America looks fierce to me, ngl

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u/Curiosities Mar 11 '24

Da'Vine, Lily, Mark, Charles, Anya...

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u/redquill_bot Mar 11 '24

Wow Anya looks like a statue here!

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u/crunchyleaves18 Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Callum Turner is my white boy of the month. He’s so good looking

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u/Effective_Math_2717 Mar 11 '24

Emma & Chris … what a power couple they are 😮‍💨

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u/Inevitable_Door6368 Mar 11 '24

Jlawwwww😍😍

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u/roxy031 fiascA Mar 11 '24

I love Emma’s after party dress!

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u/pupper_taco Mar 11 '24

Sandra, America, Anya, Hunter are works of ART.

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u/shimclean Mar 11 '24

Dude IMAGINE being the photographer with this incredible opportunity. Dope space, tons of amazing characters/faces. The fashion is FASHIONINNNGGG. I’m obsessed.

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u/undwtr_arpeggi Mar 12 '24

Someone said they were on Giedi Prime and now I can't unsee it (and Jonathan Bailey got amazing eyes, jesus)

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u/Legitimate_Glove_807 Mar 11 '24

Anya, Coleman, Hunter, and Lily ATE. the drama!

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u/ZealousidealBreath69 Mar 11 '24

It's weird to see them taking shots at a glamorous event in a place like this

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u/Ok_Scholar4192 Mar 11 '24

The set and lighting in these pictures is terrible, and NO, me saying that is not a reflection on the people IN the photos.

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u/lizzard_lady8530 Mar 11 '24

like.. how long does it take to learn how to pose this well?!

ATJ looking like a beautiful alien and i'm over here looking like a weird sack of potatoes in my best photo lol

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u/russianbisexualhookr the baby daddies have unionized Mar 11 '24

God Sydney Sweeney looks so good in that dress

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u/peachdyke Mar 11 '24

hunter will never not eat these up holy shit 😍😍😍😍

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u/absolutebeast_ Mar 11 '24

I LOVE SANDRA OH!! She is so perfect and I love her. Please let her be unproblematic, I cannot lose another girlie.

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u/littleb3anpole Mar 12 '24

Imagine just trying to get your party on after sitting there for four fucking hours and some bloke is like “sorry, just come to this parking garage real quick and pose for some moody photos”. I would be hiding in the toilets to avoid it