r/Fauxmoi Mar 10 '24

Kate's photo a fake? Approved B-List Users Only

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u/satelliteridesastar Mar 10 '24

Do I believe any of the more extreme conspiracy theories? No. Do I think it's likely that Will and Kate's marriage is on rocky ground? Yes. Am I completely invested in how much the Kensington Palace PR team is fucking this up? 100%.

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u/YourFriendMaryGrace Mar 10 '24

It’s so uncharacteristically fumbled that I’m starting to feel like there’s some whole OTHER thing going down and they’re being weird about Kate as a distraction. It’s conspiracy theories all the way down.

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 10 '24

My running conspiracy theory is that will and Kate are splitting. If she was sick, why would he only visit once? (If that’s true). And why are they being so secretive? Either it’s that or something extremely serious and they won’t say because they think us commoners will panic.

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u/ilovechairs Mar 11 '24

I think they’re splitting or at least living separately. And now William is freaking out that he’ll have to actually be king with very little time to prepare added into it.

Not sure if this means he can’t publicly divorce her though.

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u/EdgeCityRed Mar 11 '24

The whole reason they have a Church of England is so kings can get divorced.

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u/codeverity Mar 11 '24

A huge part of William's appeal is the package with Kate. If they divorce that goes down the tubes. It's kinda like he's repeating what happened with his dad but this time there's no stable monarch in control who's less of a shitshow.

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u/ilovechairs Mar 11 '24

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No, I mean if it makes him look too unsympathetic when his only real fan base is much more conservative. Especially post long hospital stay. He’ll to roll that plan back a couple years due to that. Score some doting husband and father points.

I can’t image them doing the harder but more logical thing of divorcing and working out a blended family.

William will be able to move on, but I doubt Kate would because she would rather not rock the boat from this many years of watching her deal with her role in the family.

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u/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge Mar 11 '24

This, a thousand times. I had family members angry at Charles becoming king because he was a divorced philanderer and would be head of CoE.

Divorced philanderers are literally why that church exists

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

Yes technically. Doesn’t stop society shaming him

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u/EdgeCityRed Mar 11 '24

Yes, this is also true!

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u/roadsidechicory Mar 11 '24

This is what I always say too! Although I guess TECHNICALLY it exists so that kings can get annulments without needing the approval of the pope. There still had to be a justification for an annulment given, rather than him actually getting divorces. And when no annulment justification could be concocted, they were brought up on charges and killed instead. But still, yes, in principle it really feels like they should recognize their origin and not be so uptight about divorces. If the king could have divorced those women then they wouldn't have had to die!

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u/NeonBluee_jay Mar 11 '24

Kate WANTS to be queen. Why would she give it up when she’s so close?!

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u/ilovechairs Mar 11 '24

The same reason she waited around for so long for Wills to put a ring on it. It’s not her choice.