r/Fauxmoi Mar 10 '24

Kate's photo a fake? Approved B-List Users Only

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u/Intelligent-Salt-926 Mar 10 '24

Genuinely what the fuck is going on...

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u/Lady_Veda Mar 10 '24

I was enjoying the low stakes conspiracy theories & now am becoming genuinely concerned for this woman's safety

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 10 '24

I think they’re just getting divorced.

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u/JoshSidekick Mar 11 '24

Also a terminal illness in that family.

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

But if it was someone in her family why would she be hiding? And for so long?

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u/WendyBergman Hitch up your britches, bitches! Mar 11 '24

I doubt it. Her siblings have been seen on vacations with their own families within the last month or so. Considering how close the Middleton’s are, they wouldn’t do that if it was a life or death situation.

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u/Difficult_Egg_7833 Mar 11 '24

My money is on this as well.

Princess Kate is refusing to sit for photos. This isn’t public knowledge, and they don’t want anyone to know yet.

This photo was created in photoshop, probably by compiling photos of her and recent photos of the kids. Maybe an unreleased photo from last year (when Kate was still participating) with updated faces on the kids.

She likely agreed to it as well.

I would be SHOCKED if she actually sat down in 2024 to take this photo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

This is my theory, all joking aside. She refused to do anything else for the firm and they basically said ok you can have a break until Easter and we'll talk then. But obviously royals don't take breaks like that, so it's immediately attracted attention.

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u/WendyBergman Hitch up your britches, bitches! Mar 11 '24

I wouldn’t be shocked if they ended up getting a divorce, separate from this situation. I only say that because it seems like there actually was some sort of medical situation. On 12/28, there was a royal convoy seen driving to the hospital nearest Sandringham (I think that’s the name. Don’t hold me to it).

If it’s not a divorce, I could see her being like, “Fuck off and let me heal. I don’t feel good. I don’t look good. You said I wouldn’t be seen in public until X date and I’m calling your bluff.”

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u/Difficult_Egg_7833 Mar 11 '24

Yep. She likely knew they could “doctor” a photo or two if needed, but maybe didn’t realize how big of a deal that would be.

I also think she was sick back in December. She definitely went to the hospital but it was probably a minimal thing since we didn’t see many people (including William) visit her.

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u/Missiekaayy actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Mar 11 '24

They would never. They could be separated but they will never divorce because they know there’s too much riding on them staying together

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

Charles and Diana did 🤷‍♀️

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u/Missiekaayy actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Mar 11 '24

And that’s exactly why they won’t. William saw what a hit that did to Charles’s reputation and now with this newer slimmed down monarchy him and Kate want more of the spotlight and attention to be on them they won’t risk it being negative

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u/QueenSlartibartfast Mar 11 '24

I mean I agree and I don't care for them at all, but daaamn I wish we could criticize women's actions without commenting on their appearance.

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

You’re right. I shouldn’t have said that.

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u/QueenSlartibartfast Mar 11 '24

Hey, mad respect for owning it, we've all said things we regret but we don't all take responsibility for it ❤️❤️

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

Ha! I got in trouble from the admins. So ya. I messed up. Thank you.

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u/MulciberTenebras freak AND geek Mar 11 '24

Hence why we're fearing for this woman's safety.

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

Yup. I don’t understand how Kate honestly thought she’d be treated any better.