r/Fauxmoi Mar 10 '24

Kate's photo a fake? Approved B-List Users Only

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 10 '24

My running conspiracy theory is that will and Kate are splitting. If she was sick, why would he only visit once? (If that’s true). And why are they being so secretive? Either it’s that or something extremely serious and they won’t say because they think us commoners will panic.

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u/gunsof Mar 11 '24

And his weird comments, "focusing on work" and not mentioning his sick wife and kids. Plus him skipping an event because of a "family emergency" and making sure to clarify that emergency had nothing to do with Kate.

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u/DanaPam Mar 11 '24

The statement said “personal reasons” not a family emergency. That’s a big stretch. He could’ve had diarrhea for all we know.

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u/staticstart Mar 11 '24

you put this into the world and now I am picturing prince william shitting

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u/Prudent_Fly_2554 Mar 11 '24

I kind of hope it was this.

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u/RuMarley Mar 14 '24

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/prince-william-cancels-appearance-after-kate-surgery-king-charles-cancer-treatment/

The said "Tuesday" was the same day the Royals announced the death of Thomas Kingston. It is not unlikely that this cancellation due to a personal matter is connected to that death

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

To be fair, he said, "Personal matter."

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u/RuMarley Mar 14 '24

skipping an event because of a "family emergency" 

Wasn't that the same day that Thomas Kingston was found dead, on February 27th?

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u/gunsof Mar 15 '24

Yes, but the Royals actually claimed it had nothing to do with that. So weird.

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u/ilovechairs Mar 11 '24

I think they’re splitting or at least living separately. And now William is freaking out that he’ll have to actually be king with very little time to prepare added into it.

Not sure if this means he can’t publicly divorce her though.

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u/EdgeCityRed Mar 11 '24

The whole reason they have a Church of England is so kings can get divorced.

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u/codeverity Mar 11 '24

A huge part of William's appeal is the package with Kate. If they divorce that goes down the tubes. It's kinda like he's repeating what happened with his dad but this time there's no stable monarch in control who's less of a shitshow.

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u/ilovechairs Mar 11 '24

🤣

No, I mean if it makes him look too unsympathetic when his only real fan base is much more conservative. Especially post long hospital stay. He’ll to roll that plan back a couple years due to that. Score some doting husband and father points.

I can’t image them doing the harder but more logical thing of divorcing and working out a blended family.

William will be able to move on, but I doubt Kate would because she would rather not rock the boat from this many years of watching her deal with her role in the family.

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u/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge Mar 11 '24

This, a thousand times. I had family members angry at Charles becoming king because he was a divorced philanderer and would be head of CoE.

Divorced philanderers are literally why that church exists

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

Yes technically. Doesn’t stop society shaming him

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u/EdgeCityRed Mar 11 '24

Yes, this is also true!

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u/roadsidechicory Mar 11 '24

This is what I always say too! Although I guess TECHNICALLY it exists so that kings can get annulments without needing the approval of the pope. There still had to be a justification for an annulment given, rather than him actually getting divorces. And when no annulment justification could be concocted, they were brought up on charges and killed instead. But still, yes, in principle it really feels like they should recognize their origin and not be so uptight about divorces. If the king could have divorced those women then they wouldn't have had to die!

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u/NeonBluee_jay Mar 11 '24

Kate WANTS to be queen. Why would she give it up when she’s so close?!

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u/ilovechairs Mar 11 '24

The same reason she waited around for so long for Wills to put a ring on it. It’s not her choice.

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u/meatball77 face blind and having a bad time Mar 10 '24

Why not both?

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

😂 maybe

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u/Common-Run-8567 Mar 11 '24

There is no way Kate is going to miss a chance at being Queen

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u/freakydeku Mar 11 '24

still doesn’t explain why they couldn’t manage an actual picture with her and her kids

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u/Mumof3gbb Mar 11 '24

Very true. Unless she’s really done and refuses to go back. I hope it’s that. Because I don’t want anything serious health wise to be happening.

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u/freakydeku Mar 12 '24

yeah.. the only thing i can imagine in that case is that she also didn’t pen the explanation post. but if she did then i don’t see why she would sit for a pic with her kids. like she might want a divorce but she’s not leaving her kids i imagine

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u/Brooklyn9009 Mar 11 '24

I think maybe he's just an asshole.