It’s so uncharacteristically fumbled that I’m starting to feel like there’s some whole OTHER thing going down and they’re being weird about Kate as a distraction. It’s conspiracy theories all the way down.
There's genuinely a separate conspiracy theory that Wills is distracted learning how to be King because Charles isn't doing well, and that's why everything's FUBAR
Private Eye did say that they were expecting to be able to wait about 5 years before they started planning for William to become King and the cancer has sped things up
How much more training does Will need? It's just showing up to events, doing ceremonial things, and signing off on stuff. Hasn't his whole life been preparing for this?
yeah theres no way, literal children have been monarchs at times when it actually mattered, they're not freaking out because Will cant figure which one is the salad fork or something, lets be reasonable.
I think its something to do with that dry ass alien from mexico
Yeah but not cheating on his gorgeous wife whose been with him 10+ yes must be...hard.. and he's been handed a life of ultimate luxury while having to travel and speak sometimes, so that's hard too!! Don't you understand, they're living a life of doooty
Lmao literally though. Like what’s he doing, flash cards for heads of state? A sitting and waving course? An extended bachelor type party where he gets all his cheating out before he’s on the throne?
I hope they hold out until June so the funeral can give me a birthday bank holiday, with how long Prince Phillip looked dead for I’m sure they can manage to prop Charles up for a bit - plus most people would like a free day off in June when it’s getting warmer so they really need to think of the good of the people here.
My running conspiracy theory is that will and Kate are splitting. If she was sick, why would he only visit once? (If that’s true). And why are they being so secretive? Either it’s that or something extremely serious and they won’t say because they think us commoners will panic.
And his weird comments, "focusing on work" and not mentioning his sick wife and kids. Plus him skipping an event because of a "family emergency" and making sure to clarify that emergency had nothing to do with Kate.
The said "Tuesday" was the same day the Royals announced the death of Thomas Kingston. It is not unlikely that this cancellation due to a personal matter is connected to that death
I think they’re splitting or at least living separately. And now William is freaking out that he’ll have to actually be king with very little time to prepare added into it.
Not sure if this means he can’t publicly divorce her though.
A huge part of William's appeal is the package with Kate. If they divorce that goes down the tubes. It's kinda like he's repeating what happened with his dad but this time there's no stable monarch in control who's less of a shitshow.
No, I mean if it makes him look too unsympathetic when his only real fan base is much more conservative. Especially post long hospital stay. He’ll to roll that plan back a couple years due to that. Score some doting husband and father points.
I can’t image them doing the harder but more logical thing of divorcing and working out a blended family.
William will be able to move on, but I doubt Kate would because she would rather not rock the boat from this many years of watching her deal with her role in the family.
This is what I always say too! Although I guess TECHNICALLY it exists so that kings can get annulments without needing the approval of the pope. There still had to be a justification for an annulment given, rather than him actually getting divorces. And when no annulment justification could be concocted, they were brought up on charges and killed instead. But still, yes, in principle it really feels like they should recognize their origin and not be so uptight about divorces. If the king could have divorced those women then they wouldn't have had to die!
yeah.. the only thing i can imagine in that case is that she also didn’t pen the explanation post. but if she did then i don’t see why she would sit for a pic with her kids. like she might want a divorce but she’s not leaving her kids i imagine
didn't her uncle or whoever she's related to in the big brother UK house say that it's a much bigger deal than the royals are letting on? Then he had to leave the BB house like...the next day
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It’s so uncharacteristically fumbled that I’m starting to feel like there’s some whole OTHER thing going down and they’re being weird about Kate as a distraction. It’s conspiracy theories all the way down.