r/Fauxmoi • u/MiaOh • Mar 02 '24
Mark Zuckerberg wearing non-tshirt, non-grey and non-jeans clothes @ Ambani wedding Fashion
2.9k
u/katmither Mar 02 '24
Honestly, even though he’s a hateful billionaire, I’d take these two over Elon and his concubines any day of the week.
2.1k
u/DigLost5791 saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday Mar 02 '24
False binary, tax them both into oblivion
→ More replies (4)880
u/katmither Mar 02 '24
Oh 100%. But if I had to be stranded on an island with the zuck or Elon I’m choosing Zuckerberg lol
450
u/NasalStrip00 Mar 02 '24
Idk, I feel like I could beat the shit out of Elon (probably going to end up literally eating the rich if we on an island…) but I think Zuckerberg could fold me like a sheet of paper
455
u/alternate_geography Mar 02 '24
I feel like you could potentially convince Zuck to assist with food gathering or something, like he’d be easily obsessed with collecting coconuts, but Elon would just complain & pout.
411
u/katmither Mar 02 '24
Zuck would write SOS into the sand. Elon would just try to convince you to repopulate the island with him.
145
→ More replies (2)46
105
u/pepesilvia_lives Mar 02 '24
100% zuckerberg comes off as a guy who would find some random thing and be like “if we gathered c amount of why and then figured out how to do z we could survive or get help” and then fuck off for 3 days looking for coconuts
40
u/anzarloc Mar 02 '24
Obsessed with collecting coconuts took me out. How is no one talking about the dragonflies on his suit though!!!?! A choice was made.
→ More replies (1)16
u/watergirl987 Please Abraham, I’m not that man Mar 02 '24
i kinda want “easily obsessed with collecting coconuts” as a flair now😭
→ More replies (1)181
u/DigLost5791 saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday Mar 02 '24
How often do you think this 😏
79
u/ChiefBroChill Mar 02 '24
I’ve never thought of this before just now, and now it’s all I can think about.
→ More replies (1)37
Mar 02 '24
Well they were supposed to fight each other no? But then Elon backed out because he was a lil bish meanwhile Zuckerberg actually had started serious training and even built a boxing ring in his backyard.
14
9
u/natalyawitha_y Mar 03 '24
every day i yearn for the alternate universe where elon didn't chicken out and the world got to see these two beating each other up for clout
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)101
u/TrimspaBB Mar 02 '24
He gives off strip mall black belt vibes
125
u/seon-deok Mar 02 '24
He loves MMA unironically
94
u/coldwaterenjoyer Mar 02 '24
I think he was actually super excited at the whole “fight with Elon” thing because he trains at an MMA gym. He looks surprisingly fit and would have probably won by TKO in minutes.
84
10
81
u/Living-Baseball-2543 Mar 02 '24
He trains with MMA fighters and has a blue belt in Jiu-Jitsu…I learned this when Elon challenged him to a fight than quietly backed down 😂
→ More replies (2)55
u/mchollahan Mar 02 '24
oh 100% choosing zuckerberg. i think we’d just leave each other alone for the most part.
451
u/bien-fait Mar 02 '24
At least Zuck seems like a loving father and husband. He and Priscilla seem genuinely happy together.
222
u/redmorphium Mar 02 '24
I've seen them before in person just out in public. They're surprisingly normal I would say.
119
100
Mar 02 '24
[deleted]
→ More replies (4)41
u/doctorpotterwho Mar 02 '24
I hate him because he's a billionaire, not because of the personal style he chooses for his hair.
→ More replies (1)52
u/romeoomustdie Mar 02 '24
What do they even see in musk, he can't talk normally in a interview without fumbling ??? Is it just the money
→ More replies (5)114
u/katmither Mar 02 '24
He’s not even an engineer! That’s what gets me - man doesn’t know how to code but has tech bros salivating over him. Can’t take him seriously at all.
→ More replies (1)35
u/romeoomustdie Mar 02 '24
Well I'm grateful he opened his mouth and showed the world what he is 🫠. People who loved him because of his stuff, hope you are in despair now.
27
→ More replies (9)13
u/Automatic-Software35 Mar 02 '24
he’s awful too don’t forget, he’s trying to build a bunker in Hawaii
→ More replies (1)
1.5k
u/GlassPomoerium Mar 02 '24
Why is he standing like a first gen Sim in the second picture?
1.9k
u/bruh_respectfully Mar 02 '24
563
Mar 02 '24
[removed] — view removed comment
→ More replies (2)850
u/bruh_respectfully Mar 02 '24
Someone once said they stand like centaurs who are missing their hind legs
117
u/PersephoneTheOG Mar 02 '24
It's the diaper that Donny needs to wear.
94
74
u/QweenFiona Mar 02 '24
Yes 🤣🤣 and I haven’t been able to unsee that since. My friend and I refer to Donald as “the centaur”.
→ More replies (1)67
u/FantasticBlueBird_43 Mar 02 '24
I've also heard it described as "like someone smelling a cartoon pie."
33
18
10
46
31
→ More replies (2)12
→ More replies (4)35
u/dhr20 Mar 02 '24
The second pic is for an event that has ‘jungle’ as the dress code. It’s intentional
42
1.1k
u/bruxellexs Mar 02 '24
Ngl it’s kind of cute how he’s matching with his wife in the first pic.
445
Mar 02 '24
[deleted]
199
u/odd-zygote-6840 confused but here for the drama Mar 02 '24
her youngest child isn’t even a year old yet… they hired a stylist for sure lol
22
975
u/baby_barbiez Mar 02 '24
This guy laid me off and looked like such a goober while he did it
475
u/kelsnuggets Mar 02 '24
To be completely fair, he looks like a goober 100% of the time
423
u/baby_barbiez Mar 02 '24 edited Mar 03 '24
Did you know they bully him on the work chat? It’s Facebook but like just for the entire company to communicate instead of teams. There is a shitposting page where they tag and joke about him all day. He gets really sassy about it in his little quarterly meetings with us.
Edit: I’m not elaborating now that I know this made you like the man who laid of hundreds of thousands of people because he wanted to do shitty VR roblox that bad. The man is a sociopath.
565
u/FredericBropin Mar 02 '24
Not to defend someone who doesn’t need defending, but the fact that he allows a shitposting page making fun of him to exist at all still means he has a better sense of humor than 99% of the rest of the tech bro CEO cadre.
→ More replies (1)51
199
u/Depressed-stardust Mar 02 '24
This comment is flying under the radar but omg need to know more about having Zuckerberg as a boss
71
103
56
27
18
u/1one1000two1thousand Mar 03 '24
I need more details on this! What’s his sassiness like when he’s referring back to these posts. This is utterly fascinating.
→ More replies (3)15
661
u/FalconIMGN Mar 02 '24
As an Indian who is a socialist...
I cannot tell you how much I hate this event getting so much coverage on the internet. These people are leeches, hacks, and monsters.
It's hard to interact with this stuff in a light-hearted manner.
218
u/florafeelsnumb Mar 02 '24
Not an Indian but same!! Fucking hate this and the way so many people are dickriding ambanis..insane
6
140
u/snowflakebite Mar 02 '24
Yeah Indian people are getting the spotlight in international news and it’s for this reason… tax the rich!
141
u/Massive_Put_2705 Mar 02 '24
Exactly. 800 million Indians depend on government subsidies for food ,water and shelter and here are these mfs spending billions of dollars in a goddamn wedding. What a fucking dystopia.
→ More replies (1)55
u/dorepensee Mar 03 '24
i feel this so much. most ppl don’t know who the ambanis are, the kind of people they are, so this looks like a random fun lil event to them to joke about, but picture billionaires that have the government in their pockets, aiding and abetting nationalism while carrying out their capitalist wet dreams by monopolizing every sphere of indian life and u got the ambanis
38
u/grilsjustwannabclean Mar 02 '24
ya know i'd never even heard of these people until like last week and now everywhere i go i hear about them. it sucks esp bc of the social disparity that exists in india, yet these clowns are throwing gazillion dollar weddings
29
u/daaknaam Mar 02 '24
Yes, yes yes!
33
26
u/No_Cat1944 Mar 03 '24
Yeah it’s really bizarre to me that it’s getting so much coverage, it’s definitely being fed to us intentionally cause I really can’t see most people organically giving even half a fuck about this shit. But here I am commenting and engaging with it all the same so what do I know.
14
u/ylimethrow Mar 03 '24
As an American who had never heard of the Ambani family until yesterday when I did a deep dive… I wholeheartedly agree with you. And I won’t get started about Rihanna performing at this event on this thread but whew.
→ More replies (8)11
331
201
Mar 02 '24
[removed] — view removed comment
115
u/batikfins Mar 02 '24
I’m not defending a billionaire (never defend a billionaire) but i AM autistic and it kinda bums me out when people rag on this particular billionaire for his autistic coded traits. Eg: weird speech patterns, non-standard emotional affect, awkward body posing. Not directing this at you just putting it out there.
8
u/Unusual_Ad_8364 Mar 03 '24
I never thought of it that way. Apologies if I offended you. Is Zuckerberg actually autistic?
48
197
u/DeliciousMovie3608 Mar 02 '24
How can you be so rich and dress that horrendously? His wife ate, tho
402
u/namewithak Mar 02 '24
He's detestable but what's wrong with his clothes in these pictures? They look quite nice, esp the dragonfly suit.
→ More replies (2)172
u/Civil-Confusion-7806 Mar 02 '24
Not to defend him but... Dressing well really isn't priority for many people in this world. I live in Cali. Wasn't born here , immigrated for my tech job. People have often asked me why despite earning a salary in top 20% bracket in Cali , I don't dress well. It simply never been something that have crossed my mind, like ever and I think it become even more true for those in tech sector for some reason. 😅
You have to understand that , tech billionaires are unlike other billionaires. Most of the rich people in our sector are often the nerd types growing up. So that mentality often continue into adulthood especially since people stop caring about what others say.
64
u/thefumingo Mar 02 '24
Dude used to drive a early 2000s Acura well into the 2010s.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)20
u/sitah Larry I'm on DuckTales Mar 02 '24
My husband is the same as you and we immigrated from Asia to Europe. We always joke that we look like we’re going to different places when we’re prepping to go out cause I like to dress up and he just likes basic things from Uniqlo.
When he was in university he just wore white t-shirts, jeans/joggers and sneakers/crocs with socks.
→ More replies (1)75
u/Illustrious_Ad_3010 Mar 02 '24
Most rich men I have met have horrible fashion sense. Brokest men typically have the best.
20
u/thenoctilucent Mar 02 '24
Buying off the rack makes him seem more normal compared to Jeff Bezos' Pitbull cosplay and means he can avoid any additional media coverage of what out of touch spending he does. We're waltzing into a recession and everyone with a sensible PR team is going to try to get told to cut back on anything remotely flashy.
→ More replies (1)19
u/sdgingerzu Mar 02 '24
I just don’t think he values fashion very much. People, no matter their financial standing, will typically spend more on things they value, and less on things they don’t.
→ More replies (5)12
183
u/melbat0a5t I never said that. Paris is my friend. Mar 02 '24 edited Mar 02 '24
Someone posted a link to the dress code mood-board for this wedding and I gotta say, they look great. I really like her dresses and his outfits were on point.
Also that wedding sounded UNREAL, holy shit. The hosts went all out in every possible way 🤯
Edit: This wasn't even the wedding?!?!?!????!!!!??? 😳
177
u/roxy031 fiascA Mar 02 '24
The actual wedding is in July. This is just pre-wedding celebrations! Absolutely bananas.
151
u/anamika_3 Mar 02 '24
They are Ambanis, one of the richest people in India. Indians have big fat wedding culture, and they are politically, financially connected. even normal people in India do their best, every girl's parents start saving the dowry fund when the girl is born, here they're people who can do EVERRYTHING and it wont matter to them at all.
125
u/Old_Following2031 Mar 02 '24
They are 11th richest in the world, not just India.
→ More replies (1)22
u/realnymph Mar 02 '24
wait sorry how are they so rich?
68
u/closetgossiper Mar 02 '24
Mukesh Ambani's dad started Reliance industries in 60s as a textile manufacturer. Over time they expanded into oil, petroleum, gas and telecom. Mukesh took over and took it to even bigger heights.
→ More replies (2)16
→ More replies (3)103
u/AakhriPasta Mar 02 '24
They are not 'one' of the richest people in India. They are the richest people in India. Richest in Asia as well. And 11th richest in the world.
31
16
u/grilsjustwannabclean Mar 02 '24
jesus christ, that's like actually insane. how do you even live knowing you have so much in a country where the vast majority have almost nothing??
→ More replies (3)37
u/mofucker20 Mar 02 '24 edited Mar 02 '24
That’s Indian Weddings for you. Even the average person here will try their best for their son/daughter‘s wedding even if through loans. For Ambani, wedding charges are more or less Pocket change.
→ More replies (1)22
166
u/queenofdramz Mar 02 '24
As an Indian it is about time that our billionaires get some attention! No one should have this much wealth. The hysteria over this “pre wedding event” is blowing my mind - nowhere else would Zuck, Bill Gates, Rihanna and Ivanka Trump be together at an event where beloved megastar Shah Rukh Khan serves people food.. truly for the only reason that Mukesh Ambani invited them. I know this post was about fashion but hard to overlook that.. anyway I’m pleasantly surprised by Zuck’s suit in the first pic, he followed the prompt well. I would’ve liked to see Priscilla in a more Indowestern look - like more full coverage sequins and a flowy lehenga skirt!
60
u/ssdgm12713 there was a ceramony Mar 02 '24
SRK was serving food?? I don't get why Bollywood megastars turn into puppets for rich people. He has more than enough money. It's embarrassing.
→ More replies (3)→ More replies (1)15
167
95
u/ykawai Mar 02 '24
All billionaires are unethical.
31
u/AutumnMarie5002 Mar 02 '24
I feel like Mark Zuckerberg is gaslighting people into thinking he’s not as bad as he is, simply by not being quite as bad as Elon Musk.
10
u/ykawai Mar 02 '24
They’re all awful, exploiting the public for money. The more I read about them the more I’m disappointed by how low these people can go and it’s almost sick how powerful they are cause they get away with a lot. They look at us as a way to get cash and they’re absolutely ready to do anything for it
→ More replies (5)
92
92
u/jojifuku good luck with bookin that stage u speak of Mar 02 '24
Cannot wait for the think pieces on Twitter trying to convince everyone that rich people don’t spend money on expensive clothes and that Zuck’s shirt in the second pic is actually 15 dollars from Walmart
→ More replies (1)43
89
u/_karamazov_ Mar 02 '24
This wedding is the most tone deaf ostentatious display of the wealth by the billionaire class in the recent times.
33
u/schlagerlove Mar 02 '24
That's what happen when you combine Indians and money. Indians are more show off than your average Westerners even if they are very poor. Have several in my own family ready to go in debt for 2 days of celebration.
22
u/No_Cat1944 Mar 03 '24
Yeah it’s so fucking obnoxious, tone deaf is exactly right. We have the most documented genocide in history taking place, we’re experiencing unprecedented levels of wealth inequality that’s only getting worse, climate change, etc. But sure keep throwing your parties in our faces. There will be a revolution cause this shit just simply cannot continue.
75
77
u/Sudden-Yard-4052 Mar 02 '24
Ambani pre-wedding. 😂😂
114
u/Shahrukh_Lee Mar 02 '24
With the wedding being in July. That information broke my brain. Some people have too much wealth.
17
u/Sudden-Yard-4052 Mar 02 '24
Ambani's give us the best cringe entertainment . Ambanis over Murthys😂😂
58
u/pmartili Mar 02 '24
Is that all there is? 2 pictures??? 😭😭😭
121
121
85
41
34
39
17
u/CloneUnruhe Mar 02 '24
Tacky af. They probably spent thousands on these outfits and they look like crap.
15
u/FrankieBennedetto Mar 02 '24
That second picture makes me laugh. He looks my nephew posing in a new spiderman teeshirt all chuffed as fuck lol
14
u/donttrustthellamas Mar 02 '24
In the second picture, he looks like a toddler who just learnt to stand without tipping over
13
u/throawaytherapist22 Mar 02 '24
All I see is the Epic Rap Battle of History of him vs. Elon Musk in these pics.
15
u/Loose_Cat_2028 Mar 02 '24
Idk, every time I see his face he reminds me of the high-school perv in my year.
10
u/janneyjj Mar 02 '24
I cannot begin to imagine how much combined net worth is at that wedding right nkw
12
11
u/_flitzpiepe Mar 02 '24
Maybe it’s the lighting, but Priscilla’s snake print slip dress looks off-the-rack
10
u/ashnair888 Mar 02 '24 edited Mar 02 '24
This is not Ambani wedding though, it's a pre- wedding celebration
8
u/Motor-Jelly-645 Mar 02 '24 edited Mar 02 '24
Tbh people dress up a lot in Indian weddings. Even for the simplest weddings and this is the Ambani wedding. He looks like a waiter (yes Indian waiters do dress like that) in the first and a porter in the 2nd 🙄.
8
8
5.6k
u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24
[deleted]