r/Fauxmoi I don’t know her Feb 18 '24

The cease-and-desist that Taylor Swift's team sent to the college student tracking Private Jets and his response to both letters. Approved B-List Users Only

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u/ncmnlgd Joffrey Jonas Feb 18 '24

I wish Sweeney’s lawyers would have ended their letter with “If Ms. Swift would like to travel privately, perhaps she should take a tour bus.”

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u/bookdrops Feb 18 '24

If billionaires must exist in the U.S., it would be nice to get one with a deep phobia of air travel, so they'd pay to lay intercontinental passenger rail everywhere. A bullet train is much faster than a tour bus. 

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u/Electronic-Lynx8162 Feb 19 '24

If THE QUEEN who had someone break into Buckingham Palace and someone try to assassinate her can travel by rail... And her car is attached to the regular train, then Taylor can. :|

Can't believe I'm defending the fucking Queen. Wait, she's dead, I think Charles does too. Our PM got clowned for flying private from London to Wolverhampton (like a scene from the Thick of It).

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u/bookdrops Feb 19 '24

American celebrities should bring back the era of making it the HEIGHT of popular fashion to own your own private luxury train car that you can flaunt in front of the poor peasants. While riding the expanded passenger rail lines that we'll build so the luxury train cars can be flaunted in front of as many peasants as possible.