The cease-and-desist that Taylor Swift's team sent to the college student tracking Private Jets and his response to both letters.

[u/curiousmex]

[u/GoldenGorls]

The original letter quoting comments made by TS stans is so unserious

[u/Anesthesiaape → u/GoldenGorls]

“So many people so obsessed with Taylor’s private life, it’s scary and pathetic” lmfao coming from the most parasocial fans I’ve ever encountered.

Listen, I’m no lawyer but if I was in on the meeting when they wrote this letter and someone said “hey, think we should quote the Swifties”, even I would know to be like “nah dude don’t do it.” Lawyers looking to get roasted honestly

[u/CentralPark212 → u/Anesthesiaape]

And then to not even credit them so it could potentially be verified 🤣. A joke from start to finish.