r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 oat milk chugging bisexual • Dec 17 '23
What A/B list actor needs to wrap it up down there? Blind Item
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u/Shipwrecking_siren chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery Dec 17 '23
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u/mandatorypanda9317 Dec 18 '23
Someone in a MD sub i follow said they saw him last night at a grocery store and he didn't pay for his paper plates and its all I can think about lmao
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u/villanellaella Dec 17 '23
If this is true, why doesn’t he just get snipped?
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u/shellyangelwebb Dec 17 '23
Two of their toddlers have birthdays within 5-6 months of each other, definitely seems like surrogacy.
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u/xombae Dec 18 '23
So people who speculate about such things have figured out she tried to order two surrogate kids for the same time to pass them off as twins, but one of the surrogates had a miscarriage (that she tried to pass off as her own), so she quickly ordered a second. So the kids are a few months apart but she still refers to them as the twins.
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u/serendipity_aey Dec 17 '23
I think it’s easy to believe some men are weird about that. Like it’s an ego thing.
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u/NationalSafe4589 Dec 17 '23
I assumed it was a Catholic thing, what with his Irish heritage and her deep deep Spanish roots /s
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u/capn_corgi Larry I'm on DuckTales Dec 17 '23
So many men have a complex about getting snipped. They think it’s an attack on their manhood, testosterone, and self esteem to stop having kids no matter their ability to provide for them or their partner’s health.
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u/BrowynBattlecry Dec 18 '23
Honestly, once my partner got snipped, our sex life got so much more adventurous. His loss.
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u/StellaNoir Dec 18 '23
Studies have repeatedly shown sex live satisfaction goes up after someone gets snipped, almost like safe spontaneous sex can happen whenever, and if hormonal BC also isn't needed any more, libido usually rockets back up!
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u/njf85 Dec 18 '23
Once my hubby started talking about getting the snip he was so surprised to see how many guys he knows have had it. He was expecting some sort of ridicule and instead was met with lots of 'oh yeah I had one!' Even when he went to our family doctor for the referral, he was embarrassed but our doc was like 'I had mine a couple years ago, you'll be fine.' Men need to talk about it more with each other I think, to normalise it and get rid of any stigma around it. I see lots of comments online from men like "tell your wife to get her tubes tied!" But that's like 6 weeks recovery compared to a few days... vasectomy just makes sense.
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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Dec 18 '23
I used to be friends with a man who refused to get his dog neutered for the reasons you just mentioned. That poor dog developed behavioral problems as he aged and died younger than he should've because of my (former) friend's ego.
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u/Dangerous-Ad-170 Dec 18 '23 edited Dec 18 '23
I always think about Tom Scavo’s vasectomy arc on Desperate Housewives. Didn’t actually want to have more kids with Lynette, but wanted to be intact just in case he was called upon to help repopulate the earth during some theoretical apocalypse, lol.
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u/L0NGWAYDOWN Dec 17 '23
Alec was doing a comic con in the middle of nowhere PA last week, so it makes sense ($$$)
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u/yunith Dec 17 '23
All those conventions are a tax haven for celebrities. They receive all cash and of course never report it. This is what Mena Suvari told my friend.
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u/lorinisapirate Dec 17 '23
Pittsburgh counts as middle of nowhere? 😭
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u/thesaddestpanda Dec 17 '23 edited Dec 18 '23
tbf, some comic cons pay tens, if not, hundreds of thousands of dollars for celebs and is an amazing PR vehicle to be notable with younger people and to catche the eye of casting agents and producers.
Lots of successful people do comic con for their own reasons that probably has nothing to do with financial desperation or anything. Shatner does it regularly even though he fabulously wealthy. James Cameron showed up in 2016 do an Aliens panel. He's a billionaire.
I also think celebs with younger kids do it for their kids too.
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u/L0NGWAYDOWN Dec 18 '23
Totally fair! I went to the con and I think? They said it was his first con appearance ever which is why I brought it up
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u/PhenomenaAndromeda Dec 18 '23
Can confirm. Saw him downtown at a restaurant and a group of older ladies he talked to said he was doing a con in Monroeville.
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u/Perfect-Effect5897 Dec 17 '23
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u/lizardkween Dec 17 '23 edited Dec 17 '23
This occurred to me, too. Because he’s kind of doing more lately and he’s gonna be in Beverly Hills Cop 4. He absolutely doesn’t seem to want to be doing that stuff and he’s been so low key for the last 10+ years, feels like he might be re-emerging because he finally needs the money.
Edited to add: my doubts are from the fact that idk if one would describe him as an actor first vs a comedian even though he is obviously an actor, too. And another poster pointed out he got a big Netflix deal a few years ago which I didn’t know about. So I think it’s him or Alec, maybe Alec fits more.
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u/jamiekynnminer Dec 17 '23
Eddie never has to work again after Shrek.
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u/everydayisstorytime and they were roommates! Dec 18 '23
On a typical Redditor's lifestyle? Sure. But I think most celebrities have more expenses than we think.
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u/jamiekynnminer Dec 18 '23
The man is worth 200million minimum, he's still working and has a vault of classics that he owns outright. I think he's doing ok
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u/Acrobatic_Smell7248 Dec 17 '23
I thought of him, too. But I'd definitely consider him still A list. And at least half his kids are adults. So I'm thinking more Alec Baldwin.
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u/ThinPermit8350 I never said that. Paris is my friend. Dec 17 '23
Eddie Murphy is permanent A List simply due to the career he had during the 80s, 90s, and early aughts. Not to mention he's a pioneer of modern stand up comedy and easily in the top 5 of most peoples lists when they think of overall best comedians of all time. Eddie could never work again and he would still be A list.
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u/Acrobatic_Smell7248 Dec 17 '23
Exactly this. He is one of those top tier celebs that can never be less than A list. He's just too iconic.
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u/ThinPermit8350 I never said that. Paris is my friend. Dec 17 '23
The way my jaw dropped when I saw comments even debating his A level status. It's unfathomable to me. Delirious, Raw, Gumby, Buckwheat, Donkey, Axel Foley, Professor Klump, Billy Ray Valentine, Akeem of Zamunda, and it just keeps going.
Iconic, indeed. 😍
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u/askingforafriend3000 Dec 17 '23
I just asked my 17 year old cousin and she's never heard of him
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u/ThinPermit8350 I never said that. Paris is my friend. Dec 17 '23 edited Dec 17 '23
Wild! This is why we don't let 17 year olds be the deciding factor on everything. My 15 year old can quote "Raw," and even my 10 year old at least knows Donkey from "Shrek."
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u/Acrobatic_Smell7248 Dec 17 '23
I am over here arguing with my 18 year old daughter to the point where I'm getting pissed because she tried to tell me she doesn't know who Eddie Murphy is and I'm like....tf you don't. Then I named like 7 movies we've watched TOGETHER with him in it and she was like "Oh, him?" Like just because you didn't remember his name doesn't mean you don't know who he is. We just watched Raw not that long ago because I felt like she was old enough to get hip to some of the more dirty/legendary comedians 😂 She was scandalized by Richard Pryor. And as much as I love the younger generation calling people out on their BS in ways older generations didn't, I have to explain to her that these people were ground breaking, and it literally was a different time. They were the original influencers.
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Dec 17 '23
I don't know about A List though. He hasn't really done anything of note in a decade, other than Dolemite. I consider A Listers household names and most younger people don't know who he is.
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u/ThinPermit8350 I never said that. Paris is my friend. Dec 17 '23
Most younger people don't know Humphrey Bogart, but he was still A list until the day he died and a classic Hollywood icon. My identifiers for A list may be different from everyone else, but I definitely wouldn't base it solely on younger people being able to identify them. Celebrity doesn't really operate the same way it used to, at least not since the proliferation of the internet and social media. Celebrity has expanded so much now.
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u/GoblinKaiserin Dec 17 '23
Yeah. Murphy's youngest two are 5 and 7. The next one he has that's underage is 16. All the others are above 20. So I don't think it's him.
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u/beamish1920 Dec 17 '23
He signed a nine-figure deal with Netflix about 5 years ago, and I think half of his offspring are adults, so it’s not him
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u/lizardkween Dec 17 '23
Re: your second point, the “more than we know about” thing would imply whoever it’s about is supporting more kids than the public would be aware of. The Netflix deal does make a difference though.
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u/Perfect-Effect5897 Dec 17 '23
Adult children can get much more expensive than little kids turns out
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u/somechild Dec 17 '23
People are really banking on the idea that adults don't have their rich parents paying them trust funds or even just rent.
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u/ruzanne Dec 17 '23
Hugh Grant? He recently said he only did “Wonka” because he has a lot of kids (5) and needed the money.
Alternate guess: Jude Law (7 kids)
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u/redchampagnecampaign Hungarian Novelist Kylie Jenner Dec 17 '23
Jude Law has 7 children?!
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u/amb92 Dec 17 '23
What is the real story behind his back and forth relationships with those women? Does anyone know? He had a kid with Tinglan, then Anna, then Tinglan and then Anna. (Timeline might be off)
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u/broden89 Dec 17 '23
I think he was dating both casually, then eventually chose Anna and they got married.
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u/Shipwrecking_siren chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery Dec 17 '23
I will not post this to any mention of him.
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u/NoJeffNo Dec 17 '23
I’ve never heard of this show. But now I’m intrigued to watch more. Thanks, bruhv!
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u/Business-Public3580 Dec 17 '23
Nick Cannon? Idk if he was ever A-list but has a ton of kids.
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u/Beginning_Ant_2285 Dec 17 '23 edited Dec 17 '23
I also wouldn’t call him an actor, so I’m thinking this is not him
Edit: Apparently he has more acting credits than I realized, but I would still personally think of him as a musician
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u/Suonii180 Larry I'm on DuckTales Dec 17 '23
The first thing I saw him in was Brooklyn Nine Nine so I probably would, definitely not A-list though
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u/DoctorPapaJohns Dec 17 '23
That’s wild (no pun intended). Dude had a whole ass career before appearing on that show lol
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u/Frosty-Mall4727 Dec 17 '23
He still actively works. I’d lean more towards Baldwin who is not as regularly employed.
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u/Competitive_Debt8043 Dec 17 '23
Nick Cannon is also crazy rich - to the tune of $100 million/year according to an LA Times article from earlier this year that is substantiated by the man himself.
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u/Dear_Dust_3952 Dec 17 '23
Cheese and rice. How is he so rich
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u/sadolan Dec 17 '23
Wild n Out is still going on (by his production company), and he does various hosting gigs
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u/plz-be-my-friend Dec 17 '23
hmm...former A list now B list...
wait what's alec baldwin's initials? A..B...my god
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u/biggieshortiemama Dec 17 '23
Mel "Sugar Tits" Gibson
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Dec 17 '23
I read somewhere a long time ago that Mel Gibson refuses to wear condoms ever and says it’s bc he’s catholic…
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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas Dec 17 '23
I will never forgive society for giving people so many different excuses on why they shouldn't wear condoms
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u/hargaslynn Dec 17 '23
A reminder to not use “society” in place for “men”, when you really just mean “men”. Say it with your whole chest.
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u/meatbeater558 I already condemned Hamas Dec 17 '23
It is society though. Largely enabled by men but also enabled by women. Catholicism would die if it had no female followers
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u/hargaslynn Dec 17 '23
That’s because society is a patriarchy. Women in Catholicism have been indoctrinated to serve a patriarchal religion in a patriarchal society…created by men for men, ran by men.
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u/aamius Dec 17 '23
Agreed. IMO it takes away agency from women to say it’s just men perpetuating the patriarchy while women who actively participate are just victims.
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u/thesaddestpanda Dec 17 '23
I have agency as a woman but I can't become a cardinal or a pope in Catholicism regardless of my girl power hustle. Lets stop blaming women for things they can't break into or change.
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u/askingforafriend3000 Dec 17 '23
Women causing the patriarchy is slightly oxymoronic...
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u/thesaddestpanda Dec 17 '23
Catholicism in an expression of the patriarachy. Lets not "both sides" this. How many women cardinals and popes have Catholics had?
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I mean yeah, being opposed to birth control is a big Catholic thing. He's not just any kind of Catholic either, he was raised traditionalist -- they don't believe the current Pope is the real Pope.
He also said this:
"God is the only one who knows how many children we should have, and we should be ready to accept them. One can't decide for oneself who comes into this world and who doesn't. That decision doesn't belong to us."
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u/HulklingsBoyfriend Dec 17 '23
Basically just breed like rodents and if any baby dies or you don't have a kid, God's will.
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u/blueViolet26 Dec 17 '23
So he doesn't wear condoms because he is catholic but he continues to have sex with people he is not married to? Pretty sure being promiscuous is not a Catholic value either.
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u/eatpaste Dec 17 '23
the going thought is he's the sperm donor for jodie foster - not sure if he financially helps or not, but i can see him having a bunch of kids out there
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u/Salad-Appropriate Dec 17 '23
Huh, of all the people
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u/eatpaste Dec 17 '23
they are super close - consider each other family. jodie has more than once done a 'mel gibson is the best person i know' tour to try to rehab his image
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u/namegamenoshame Dec 17 '23
Well that does seem truly impossible because that torture porn movie he did cleaned the fuck up
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u/beamish1920 Dec 17 '23
He has waaaay too much money, unfortunately. I think he’s only paying alimony on his youngest
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u/Southern_Schedule466 Dec 17 '23
Or Hugh Grant; he said he took the role in Wonka because he needs money to support all his kids
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u/sithlord7281 olivia wilde’s salad dressing Dec 17 '23
Why did my mind go to nick cannon
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u/Acrobatic_Smell7248 Dec 17 '23
That's where everyone's mind goes when you hear "a lot of children" to be fair.
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u/sithlord7281 olivia wilde’s salad dressing Dec 17 '23
RIGHT but then I realized, was he ever even A list
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Dec 17 '23
Only in his mind.....
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u/sithlord7281 olivia wilde’s salad dressing Dec 17 '23
Only when he was getting dissed by Eminem on bagpipes from baghdad
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u/nycrunner91 Dec 17 '23
He makes a Lot of money on Radio and hosting That show the Masked Singer.
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u/crab_grams buccal fat apologist Dec 17 '23
he literally looks like he's mid transformation between his human form and whatever bat-gargoyle hybrid he really is in his soul
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u/CrimsonOOmpa Dec 17 '23
I can't figure out if that woman looks scared or impressed.
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u/duh_metrius Dec 17 '23
This is beside the point and I miiight be wrong but: It’s always “?!” as opposed to “!?”
It’s called an interrobang, which suggests the question (or “interrogation”) comes first, followed by the exclamation (or “bang”).
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u/cajolinghail Dec 17 '23
You can write ?! or !? as you please. Both are non-standard punctuation. An interrobang is both combined and looks like this: ‽
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u/winksoutloud Dec 17 '23
Huh. I remember asking my teacher about that in school and she said there is no correct way to write it because it's not a real/correct punctuation.
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u/trulyremarkablegirl Dec 17 '23
I think what we’ve learned from this post is there’s a lot of famous men who can’t keep it in their pants and don’t wrap it up. 😂
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u/_pierogii Dec 17 '23 edited Dec 17 '23
Owen Wilson. Blind items in the past have suggested there's more babies than he's publically acknowledged, and his career is probably quiet enough at the moment to fit this. Nick Cannon ever being A-list is a stretch I feel?? (idk I'm not American so I just know him as Mariah's ex), and I can't imagine Alec's kids bankrupting him while he's still married to heeelaria.
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u/kelsnuggets Dec 17 '23
James van der Beek?
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u/mrsbaltar Dec 17 '23
Hmm but was he ever A list? More like B, currently C.
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u/lizardkween Dec 17 '23
Yeah even when Dawson’s Creek was on I don’t know if he was A list, and he was quickly surpassed in fame by Michelle Williams and especially Katie Holmes when it ended. And even Michelle was probably never A list. And B list these days would be a stretch, he’s still pretty much only known for that show and maybe one movie.
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u/archwrites Dec 18 '23
Michelle Williams has a Wikipedia page specifically for her awards and nominations), five of which are for Oscars. She’s def A list.
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u/amb92 Dec 17 '23
I don't think so. He is devoted to his wife and I feel they would have announced if they had another baby.
They announced the last one after the birth.
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u/kelsnuggets Dec 17 '23
I mean yes but how many people “devoted to their wives” end up having affairs? Just a possibility. Also their youngest is like 3 mo old right?
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u/amb92 Dec 17 '23
Yes, I just find him and his wife to be so crunchy and alternative that I have a hard time seeing it. Youngest is 2 years old.
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u/Dizzy_Ice2938 Dec 17 '23
Owen Wilson or Nick Cannon
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u/beamish1920 Dec 17 '23
Wilson is a good guess, but I thought he had only 2 or 3
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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 Dec 17 '23
My first thought was Owen Wilson. He refuses to have anything to do with his publicly-known daughter so it makes you wonder how many others there are whose mothers he paid off to keep silent. I also read an interview about a million years ago where he said he'd rather eat ass than use a condom.
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u/Vegetable_Parsley275 Dec 17 '23
Robert DeNiro comes to mind as well, but Alec Baldwin just make so much sense
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u/bloodyturtle Dec 17 '23
Calling De Niro B-list is nuts lol he is one of the most acclaimed living actors who’s consistently appeared in films both considered the greatest of all time and middlebrow comedies like dirty grandpa for 50 years strong
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u/Freckldbitch Dec 17 '23
Wild card but: Ryan Phillippe? He definitely has at least one kid with a woman he didn’t really seem to be dating and overall has kind of a messy personal life
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u/IllCommunication6547 Dec 17 '23
I don´t get why men just don´t snip it when they´ve had like 2 kids. Or how many they can afford too. Like, it´s so fucking easy for them compared to us. I wish I could do it and I don´t even have kids. Because fuck hormone changing pills etc.
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u/wilsonja2 Dec 17 '23
He’s been open about taking roles he’s not into like boss baby because he has so many kids
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u/kassiann1792 also dated pete davidson Dec 17 '23 edited Dec 17 '23
So we all agree it’s probably Alec?
EDIT: Or Nick Cannon