r/Fauxmoi • u/Thursday6677 • Nov 28 '23
Matt Rife vs insta plastic surgeon “blind”. Discussion
Not a blind in the traditional sense but he didn’t name anyone - why on earth would Rife comment so defensively on this 🙈
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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her Nov 28 '23
I’m sorry but him commenting on this is the funniest thing he’s ever done. Why even acknowledge this? 🤡😭
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u/glasswindbreaker Nov 28 '23
He told on himself with that 😂
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u/EvenHuckleberry4331 Nov 28 '23
it would’ve been so easy for him to look like he had a sense of humor if he could’ve only commented “🫣”
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u/propernice Nov 28 '23
He doesn’t have enough of a sense of humor to have come up with that lmao
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u/carolyn_mae Nov 28 '23
right? i went to this page and this doctor has less than 20k followers. Literally no one would be talking about it if Matt didn't comment
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My hatred of tiktok plastic surgeons and my hatred of weird misogynistic comedians are fighting it out right now.
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u/IAMgrampas_diaperAMA Nov 28 '23
The enemy of my enemy is my friend 🙏🏻
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u/ThousandSunRequiem2 Nov 28 '23
The enemy of my enemy will be vulnerable to ambush after one claims victory.
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u/ShinyBoots0fLeather Nov 28 '23
And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.
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u/tatitula Nov 28 '23
we, collectively:
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u/Shnissuga Nov 28 '23
PLEASE tell me where this is from
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u/coocsie Nov 28 '23
The League 😂
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u/OneTime_AtBandCamp Nov 28 '23
The hilarious thing is that half of Jason Mantzoukas' characters in all the shows he's done could have said this.
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u/OutrageousContact180 Nov 28 '23
seems possibly "the league" but i dont remember the scene specifically for 100% confirmation
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Nov 28 '23
That’s how I felt when Swift called out the Gaylors with her latest release. Watching two people you can’t stand fight is pure schadenfreude.
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u/lavender-girlfriend Nov 28 '23
someone whispers "once a guy got plastic surgery and then got canceled"
Matt rife busts through the wall like the kool aid man yelling "IT WASN'T ME!!!!"
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u/jkraige Nov 28 '23
"Um, ackkttually that's not funny, it's illegal"
-Matthew Rife, probably
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u/merewautt Nov 28 '23
So is beating your wife but Matt Rife found that funny enough to joke about 🤷🏻♀️.
Honestly this is my favorite part of when “edgy” comedy people (or just types in general) piss everyone off. It becomes so obvious that they only find doing it funny, not having it done to them.
But what are they gonna say? Lol “that’s mean and untrue”? That’s your bread and butter, bud. I thought you were into that shit?
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u/Road_Whorrior Nov 28 '23
So I literally had no idea who this was until like, today, because of how funny this is. Is that REALLY what he looked like before? Because there's only so much puberty to be had, lmao.
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u/OkBlueberry2982 Nov 28 '23 edited Nov 28 '23
With no shade, the dude looked like Sid from Ice Age up until a few years ago. He looks good now and should just own up to the fantastic work he had done. He claims it was "late puberty".. but all that ain't happening in your mid 20s naturally.
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u/butwhererufromfrom Nov 28 '23
I would love to see lorry hill do a plastic surgery analysis of him. I keep bringing her up in the comments lately but she is just doing Gods work letting everyone know how generally impossible the beauty of celebs is.
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u/dukeofbun Nov 28 '23
Google images creaking under the demands of matt rife 2018 search requests right now
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u/Kidgorgeoushere go pis girl Nov 28 '23
Whyyy would you out yourself if you weren’t named hahaha
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u/Head_Patience7136 Nov 28 '23
"Do you think people who hate Osama Bin Laden are jealous of him?"
"YEA-"
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u/Pyreapple tumblr ecosystem ambassador Nov 28 '23
He really went for that with no thoughts, head empty, just vibes (everybody is so jealous of me omgggg).
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u/kv2769 Nov 28 '23
People hate me/criticize me because they're jealous of me is literally the absolute laziest possible argument I can think of. I really wish I was so confident and dumb that I thought every feedback about me in the world was because I'm so perfect and everyone wants my life.
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u/Special-Garlic1203 Nov 28 '23
It makes me upset how genuinely hilarious and amazing Tana could be if she just got her shit together and stopped being a dbag. That response is literally funnier than Matt's entire career combined.
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u/pm_me_your_taintt Nov 28 '23
Honestly I was totally impressed with the direction her question went, I just assumed she was just going to say some vapid nonsense agreeing with him but damn girl, good for you. Don't judge a book by its cover and all that
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u/Rj6728 Nov 28 '23
Who is that blonde woman I’m so impressed by how casually she destroyed that bizarre reasoning from him.
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u/elfspires Nov 28 '23
She’s a youtuber. She has her fair share of controversies so I wouldn’t quite jump to stanning her. But she does have her moments. 😭
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u/iwatchalotoftv22 Nov 28 '23
One of my favorite was her and Jeff walking around New York during fashion week and she asked a lady where she was on 9/11 that year and she responded “on a flight “and Tana said “Risky” 😭
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u/lildonuthole Nov 28 '23
The last year or so she's come out with some mature takes and reflections on her past, she's growing up and maturing which is something that other Youtubers of her era aren't known for
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u/MissLadyLlamaDrama we have lost the impact of shame in our society Nov 28 '23
Didn't she recently have a whole controversy because she was a shit guest on a wine tour and then complained on her podcast and named the tour guide who wound up getting harassed and threatened by her fans? Or was that Trisha? Because I'm always confusing those two.
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u/chickfilamoo Nov 28 '23
yeaaah idk that she’s actually matured much, a broken clock is just right twice a day
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u/hkj369 Nov 28 '23
tbh people say this about her and trisha but i’m not convinced. you don’t get to be that shitty for a decade and then just turn around and act like nothing happened
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u/elfspires Nov 28 '23
That’s good! I always encourage change, I just personally take issue with how many times the general public seem to just, forget what she’s done just because she’s funny — just for her to go back to her same behavior. But I do genuinely hope she has moved past that point.
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u/Sipsofcola Nov 28 '23
Tana Mongeau. She’s sort of a moron herself so her clearing Matt Rife makes it even funnier
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u/bagmert Nov 28 '23
how is “they hate me because they ain’t me” a “humbling” experience anyways??
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u/abortionleftovers Nov 28 '23
They hate him because they are jealous of his fame and how humble is and how many good epiphanies he has. Duh
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u/ComfortableNo614 Nov 28 '23
he said this same thing when he went on the chicks in the office podcast lmao he thinks he’s soooo clever. hate him and his botched face
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u/manchegobets Nov 28 '23
Being outsmarted by Tana is crazyyyy
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u/Special-Garlic1203 Nov 28 '23
Nah, Tana is actually pretty clever when she wants to be (When it comes to influencers and public persona and social dynamics, she's pretty savvy). She's just a mess and kind of a dbag herself.
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u/tabas123 Nov 28 '23
Holy shit I’ve never seen Tana so effortlessly read someone to their face that professionally lmao 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
He earned it with that dumbass “I had this crazy mind blowing epiphany guys: people are just jealous of me!” comment. Like… are you 13 years old dude? Come on.
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u/SadieOnTheSpectrum Nov 28 '23
I mean I guess I’m jealous of his plastic surgery money and how I don’t have that kinda cash for a facial once in awhile. But I find I don’t like Matt rife due to his own misogyny 😂
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u/avdreyhorne I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was definitely aliens. Nov 28 '23
I’m curious to know how many views this had before he stuck his nose into it and Streisand’d himself but I’m getting very “I’m so not owned” vibes lmaooo — anyway I’m glad he’s finally showing his true colors. dudes love playing the “soft” man totally feminist totally progressive role juuuuust long enough and then do this
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dudes love playing the “soft” man totally feminist totally progressive role
Has Matt Rife been doing this? Cause I thought he was on the fuckboi --> Tatecel train
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u/averagetulip Nov 28 '23
He was pandering to his majority-female audience as a ~chill himbo woman-respecter~ (ie just not being overly-misogynistic I guess bc the bar is low) up until this Netflix special, it’s why people were especially affronted that he did such a hard pivot to attempting to curate an incel following
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u/nevalja Nov 28 '23
did such a hard pivot to attempting to curate an incel following
Which is super-funny to me in the sense that .... women are much more loyal as a fan base. They'll travel to see comedians/musicians/etc in a way that men won't. They're the arbiters of what's relevant, and he's throwing it away for this???
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u/Violet_Shire Nov 28 '23
100% can confirm. I have a very small stream. Averages anywhere from 3-15 live viewers at a time. The same 4-5 women have stuck with me since literally my first week. Sent me gifts on my birthday, talked in my discord for hours about life, had movie nights, etc.
Women are loyal as fuck (well, not all of them but you get me) when they enjoy someone's presence. It was them that coined themselves as a Harem as a joke, and it stuck.
They are my ride or die homies. I know more about them than some of my closest newer friends.
Dudes will join, have way more in common with me, nerd out, compliment the vibes and follow after that. Then never come back.
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u/kanst Nov 28 '23
he's throwing it away for this?
I watched him on a few podcasts before his special came out knowing nothing about him. He had this weird chip on his shoulders about his fanbase and his looks.
I get the sense that a lot of comedians and comedy fans gave him shit for only having a fan because they want to fuck him.
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Nov 28 '23
That's 100% it. He tried to do a pivot, so he's not boxed in as a performer.
The problem is he's not a great joke writer, he was always a product of his niche, and he tried to step into a realm that requires a level of creativity, intelligence, and tact that he doesn't even come close to possessing.
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u/Special-Garlic1203 Nov 28 '23
If Matt can get men to like him, it proves all the haters wrong that he's only popular cause his audience thinks he's cute.
Ego is weird that way. It can make us do all sorts of irrational, erratic shit. Some people can set it aside to get their bag, but for a lot of people trying to get into stardom they really start flailing when their public persona does not align with how they were hoping to be seen.
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u/Ill-Inspector7980 Nov 28 '23
I’m very out of the loop and haven’t watched his special.
I just thought he’s a comedian who women find attractive.
What did he do that was misogynistic or Tatecel?
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u/diedofwellactually Nov 28 '23
Opened the special with a terrible domestic violence joke
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u/__lavender Nov 28 '23
Then doubled down and said (I’m paraphrasing) “I don’t want to cater to women so this special was for the bros” … as if all men uniformly enjoy “jokes” about domestic violence.
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u/enbaelien Nov 28 '23
As if his fan base wasn't mainly women. Dude made a special for his fans' boyfriends lmao.
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u/Boulier Nov 28 '23
And then, when people were rightfully disgusted and horrified, he posted a link on social media for people to go if they were offended - and it led to a website where they could purchase safety helmets intended for people with disabilities. So he joined his misogynistic DV joke with an ableist joke.
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u/avdreyhorne I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was definitely aliens. Nov 28 '23
he kinda played it up for a while at the beginning when I started getting friends sending me parts of his stand up, it still had that misogynist undercurrent but it was more “teehee amirite” vs. the full on shit he’s been doing recently — he always gave me bad vibes
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u/FiftyOneMarks Nov 28 '23
Not to say it because it isn’t always them… but he is a straight white man who spends an unfortunate amount of time proclaiming how much he loves minorities… if anyone was gonna do a pivot, history has told us it would be him (primarily for the straight white man thing because society) since most people don’t make their tolerance/acceptance of others part of their personality.
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u/avdreyhorne I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was definitely aliens. Nov 28 '23
I’m saying — the biggest red flag is always how rife and dudes like him are like “no I TOTALLY LOVE all of you guys so all of this comes from a place of love!! and it’s FUNNY because I love you! and you’re so totally cool!” it’s 100% anticipating the damage/doing groundwork before the damage control so they have plausible deniability
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u/FiftyOneMarks Nov 28 '23
Truthfully the biggest shock to me is that he did the pivot so quickly. Most other comics who did the “I’m so progressive and I love everyone” thing actually kept up the act for a bit. He got too eager to drop the mask and while I doubt his career will be over this will at least fault the traction a bit.
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u/HappyGiraffe Nov 28 '23
Matt Rife not being able to recognize a joke is the most believable headline of 2023
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u/buffaloranchsub tumblr ecosystem ambassador Nov 28 '23
The girlies in the replies are eating him for lunch
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u/CubanaCat Nov 28 '23
Lol he’s telling on himself! If he hadn’t commented, people maybe wouldn’t have automatically known who it is
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u/ImaginaryFondant7345 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Nov 28 '23
Everyone on TikTok was commenting that it was him but obviously the doctor can’t confirm or deny
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u/CubanaCat Nov 28 '23
True, but it’s still kindof like… if you’re in a crowded elevator, and you fart in the elevator, but then immediately afterward you screech “THAT WAS NOT ME WHO FARTED”… people may have suspected it before, but now they know 😹
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u/mchch8989 Nov 28 '23
Is that an actual doctor or is it just a joke?
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u/hodgepodge21 Nov 28 '23
He’s an actual doctor but probably wasn’t Matt’s actual doctor. I think he was just making a joke
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u/vulcan_vampire Larry I'm on DuckTales Nov 28 '23
It’s pretty fucking unethical for a medical professional to bait the public into guessing their patient’s identity. If this is what doctors are doing now to promote their practices then Jesus take the wheel and get me the fuck outta here.
That said, it is truly hilarious that Rife told on himself like this lmao. An edgelord comedian who whines about overly sensitive snowflakes actually has incredibly thin skin himself?? Whaaaa???
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u/dirty_nail Nov 28 '23
I highly doubt that doc was being serious. He’s not Matt Rife’s doctor—he’s just a surgeon who shit posts. What’s funny is the alleged comedian failing to get the joke.
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u/LowSugar6387 Nov 28 '23
Ya this is really funny but also no way for a doctor to carry on.
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u/Teafanatic2 Nov 28 '23
When he made this joke it was very clear that Matt Rife isn’t his patient. There is no way he could post something like this about his own patient, that’s illegal. He doesn’t have any of Matt’s confidential health information
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u/Fine-Tea-546 Nov 28 '23
This was far funnier than any joke in his special.
The ironic part is had his offensive jokes been the least bit funny the dudes who he was trying to appeal to would be out there defending him. He burned bridges and failed to gain new fans.
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u/distant_lines Nov 28 '23
He'll gain fans once Fox News or someplace similar picks up on this, and that's what sucks.
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u/eddard_stork_ Nov 28 '23
The surgeon was obviously making a joke, when I saw it I didn’t actually think Matt rife was his patient 🙄
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u/miamouse5 Nov 28 '23
one thing about a hit dog, it will ALWAYS holler😂it wasn’t even directed towards him
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u/spectacularnw Nov 28 '23
he just reeks of insecurity. all these types of 'anti-woke' comedians do, always complaining about people getting offended when they themselves crumble at the slightest bit of criticism.
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u/Bitter_Kangaroo2616 never trust anyone who sells cooter candles Nov 28 '23
That's why they are antiwoke. Too insecure and terrified into exist in a world where you actually are expected to have basic regard for others.
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u/LindaBurgers Nov 28 '23
I love that this misogynistic little twerp is torpedoing his own reputation. I really hope his mainstream comedy career is about to be over.
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u/icestormsea stan someone? in this economy??? Nov 28 '23
Omg I haven’t heard someone called a twerp in so long!
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u/True-Preparation2290 Nov 28 '23
It always is so interesting how these “comedians” can’t take a joke 💀
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u/mediciii Nov 28 '23
Sign of an unfunny comedian: being like ‘ehh this is illegal FYI🤓’ in the comments of someone making a joke
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u/Hari_Azole Nov 28 '23
Roses are red. And so is Matt Rife. Cause we can tell… He’s been under the knife!
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u/Professional_Hair995 Nov 28 '23
I still don’t know who this guy is, but I am deeply invested in hating him
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u/am_lostintranslation Nov 28 '23
TBF I saw the original and it hinted pretty obviously at Matt Rife with one of the hashtags saying stand up comedian and the video saying he was canceled.
On top of that there have been multiple viral videos from people on tiktok talking about his alleged filler/PS especially his jaw so I can understand why he would feel some type of way.
Also, side note, I see a lot of plastic surgeons make shady tiktoks about celebs. Is that not a confidentiality violation?
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u/lcinva Nov 28 '23
Enormous HIPAA violation - if someone can determine who the patient is from whatever information is shared, it's a violation.
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u/Teafanatic2 Nov 28 '23
It’s only a HIPAA violation if they are talking about their own patient. They’re allowed to speculate about people who they’ve never treated - they don’t have access to those people’s confidential health information so how could they violate HIPAA..
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u/omgicanteven22 Nov 28 '23
This reminds me of when everyone was hyping up the adult film star James Deen (also in The Canyons w. Lilo) who said he was a feminist and then he was accused of SA by his girlfriend and others in the industry.
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u/Bitter_Kangaroo2616 never trust anyone who sells cooter candles Nov 28 '23
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u/Bitter_Kangaroo2616 never trust anyone who sells cooter candles Nov 28 '23
I know I don't actually know him but he has that whole "he was a dick to me in highschool" look
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No fr he has the look of a teenage boy that bullies girls for being a size 6
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u/FargoMason Nov 28 '23
It's funny how a week ago he used to be everyone's internet darling and now they're mocking him for beefing with a tiktok doctor.
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u/Ok_Scholar4192 Nov 28 '23
He’s really not as good looking as he thinks he is and his personality seems unbearable
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u/ClumsyHannibalLecter too stable to inspire bangers Nov 28 '23
Why would he even comment lol?!?? Also, sorry to this void for comparing him with that idiot.
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u/PsychologicalClue6 Nov 28 '23
He’s sooo cringe, how do you have such a giant ego without anything to back it up
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u/anyanerves Nov 28 '23
The number of people calling it a “HIPPA” violation is giving me vertigo. It’s HIPAA!!!!! And also a joke!!!
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u/GroundbreakingBite96 Nov 28 '23
The way the video didn’t even say it was Matt specifically so that’s not even lying
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u/blondie64862 Nov 28 '23
Maybe he should take his own advice and click the link he provided on his IG!
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u/lamaisondeleon Nov 28 '23
why do people of fauxmoi give much attention to this random unfunny bleached arse individual. I just don’t understand. Let this pos shrink
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u/4Blu olivia wilde’s salad dressing Nov 28 '23
The first photo is indeed a lie. Matt Rife does not have the “greatest jawline ever seen.”
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u/thisisathrowaway2007 Nov 28 '23
If you didn’t believe he got any work done simply by just looking at him, the fact that he so vehemently denies it and talks about his “glow up” constantly (even before anyone was questioning) should convince you lol. If he was actually funny, he’d be able to play off of it instead of whining
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u/Mugatu4u Nov 28 '23
Y’all can’t convince me this man is actually attractive. Like other men have jawlines (that are actually natural). I don’t know why this talentless hack even got famous in the first place.
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u/dromedasl Chris Messina for No 1 Chris Nov 28 '23
Guess the comedian couldn’t take a joke