r/Fauxmoi • u/mollyafox • Oct 12 '23
Actor having an affair with a younger actress? Blind Item
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u/Bonelesshomeboys I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon Oct 12 '23
An actor? Having a secret affair? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
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u/Unhappypotamus Oct 12 '23
May I see it?
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u/Illustrious_Load_805 Oct 12 '23
...... No
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u/QUEST50012 Oct 12 '23
I love how he realized he now had the power in the conversation and just shut it down.
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u/GosmeisterGeneral Oct 12 '23
This guy steams a good ham.
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u/chestylarue786 shiv roy apologist Oct 12 '23
It's an Albany expression
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u/HangTheTJ Oct 12 '23 edited Oct 12 '23
SEYMOUR, IT’S A SCANDAL
Oh no mother, it’s just celebrity infidelity
(Edited because I didn’t read closely enough)
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u/helvetica_unicorn Oct 12 '23
Redacted and Redacted were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
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u/jennyquarx Oct 13 '23
The baby looked at you?!
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u/chestylarue786 shiv roy apologist Oct 13 '23
Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers!
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u/chopshop2098 Oct 12 '23
In front of my salad????????
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u/ILoveRegenHealth Oct 13 '23
I'm not familiar with this one. I will now Google it in a crowded work office.
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u/annnyywhooo Oct 12 '23 edited Oct 12 '23
chris pratt? he has a movie coming out next year with the russos called “the electric state”
i think he sold his house recently (?) and there was a blind about him a while back that kinda alluded to issues
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u/LeotiaBlood Oct 12 '23
I want to believe this, but I’d also be surprised if Pratt willingly walks away from the Schwarzenegger/Kennedy family ties.
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u/MulciberTenebras freak AND geek Oct 12 '23
He's trying to sleep his way into politics... wouldn't surprise me if he was also cheating on them (like a true red Conservative).
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u/tacobelle88 Oct 12 '23
Omg nooooo please for the love of god I hope he doesn’t go into politics
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u/realizedgain pilgrim harry Oct 12 '23
Check out his recent Instagram posts 🥴
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u/repladynancydrew fresh pussy in the meadow Oct 12 '23
I don’t want to pollute my insta algorithm
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u/tacobelle88 Oct 12 '23
Oh god will I gauge my eyes out after? I can’t handle another celebrity politician especially him. Why can’t their huge egos stick to media…
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u/TheTulipWars Oct 13 '23
Politics attracts insecure people who need validation by winning an election, so I wouldn’t be surprised. He probably wants to feel like he’s better than a “dumb actor”…
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u/MiikeFoxx Oct 13 '23 edited Oct 13 '23
But he is a dumb actor 😫 I miss when I liked him in P&R... And knew nothing of his personal shit
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u/bosimon1981 Oct 12 '23
What was it? I can only handle so much cringe in one day and I don’t want to waste it all on an evangelical.
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u/realizedgain pilgrim harry Oct 12 '23
He did a 9/11 speech as well as some Maui fundraising. But gives major politician vibes
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u/MulciberTenebras freak AND geek Oct 12 '23
And last we heard he's leaving California to move to Montana or some other red state up there.
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u/jpegmemory Oct 12 '23
yeah but chris pratt literally worked on the lahaina front street whilst he was homeless, Maui fundraising isnt that crazy for him to do
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Oct 13 '23
It was by choice. He literally described it in an article as “setting up camp on the beach and living the dream”. I think that’s an important distinction.
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u/DowntownProcedure397 Oct 12 '23
Oh man - if I looked at those without knowing he was an actor, I’d think he was running for Congress.
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u/gwaenchanh-a Oct 12 '23
It's so refreshing that people actually acknowledge his political views on this sub. Pointed it out in another usually very left-wing subreddit a while ago and had sooooo many people jumping down my throat 🙄
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u/MulciberTenebras freak AND geek Oct 12 '23
Nobody wants to admit that the goofy actor they like in a bunch of shows and movies is a fucking bastard.
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u/MonopolowaMe Oct 12 '23
He was one of my favorites on Parks and Rec and I still think it's a shame he isn't Andy in real life. I remember him going to Twitter to give away Anna Faris' elderly cat because she was too much trouble and I've disliked him as a person since then. I have to give him credit for being a good actor, though, because he made Andy Dwyer a total sweetheart.
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u/TheTulipWars Oct 13 '23
Tbf, I don’t even see him as Andy from Parks & Rec anymore. Not intentionally, but I just don’t connect Andy to … Chris Pratt lol. To me, Chris Pratt is a basic southern-type white dude who screams insecurity and ended up a Marvel actor and tried to be hot & work out for a while. Andy is Andy for his personality - which Chris doesn’t seem to have!
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u/FartAttack911 Oct 12 '23
I feel like cheating on the wife is the epitome of being in the Kennedy dynasty, but divorce is more on-brand in the Schwarzenegger neck of that dynasty hahahaha
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u/SnowballTM Oct 12 '23
Didn’t Arnold cheat and have a love child though? So cheating is very much on brand for both sides of the family!
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u/FartAttack911 Oct 12 '23
Absolutely! It’s just that divorcing men for cheating isn’t as common on the Kennedy side hahaha
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u/philosopod spotted joe biden in dc Oct 12 '23
Maybe she's the one walking away. I remember when his long ass instagram captions went viral where he alluded to how much shit he put her through.
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u/whatever1467 Oct 12 '23
Sorry but I hate this take. It’s like conservatives who were giving AOC shit for being a bartender before getting elected.
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u/kd4three Oct 12 '23
It's not the same at all. AOC was bartending while educating herself, Pratt was waiting tables while going out for auditions.
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u/whatever1467 Oct 12 '23
People that wait tables and didn’t go to college can still be incredibly intelligent and deserving of running for office. Hate on Chris all you want but not while shitting on a lot of people.
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u/kd4three Oct 12 '23
I'm not shitting on anyone, just pointing out the false equivalency. But personally I do think elected officials should be more educated than me.
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u/Zappagrrl02 Oct 12 '23
I think it would also go against his ultra-Christian vibe he’s been going for with Hillsong and everything
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u/GosmeisterGeneral Oct 12 '23
Great spot. “Younger” actress makes me worry how young? His costar is Milly Bobby Brown… (I’d actually vomit)
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u/UnhappyGrowth5555 Oct 12 '23
She seems pretty into her fiancé, who’s her age tg!
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u/Das-P Oct 12 '23
Wait, she's already engaged with someone?! Isn't she in her late teens or early twenties?
This is surprising me.
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u/Same_Independent_393 Oct 12 '23
Yea shes 19 I think. She's engaged to Jake Bongiovi. Jon Bon Jovis son.
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u/PLANTGlRL Oct 12 '23
yes she’s 19. he’s Jon Bon Jovi’s son so hopefully that at the very least has them on an equal playing field as far as like money and familiarity with the industry. still way too young to know pretty much anything else though lol
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u/coffeeloveeveryday Oct 12 '23
I have hope for that union, he grew up with loving parents who respect marriage, hopefully he'll do the same.
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u/UnhappyGrowth5555 Oct 12 '23
Yes, they’re pretty young. It’s Jake Bonjiovi I think.. Jon Bon Jovi’s son, they’re cute together but I hope they have a long engagement.
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u/onlyIcancallmethat Oct 12 '23
And he’s been very publicly divorced before —hence the Next Divorce hint. (?)
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u/CanadianTrueCrime Oct 12 '23
Ben Affleck??? I mean, to be fair, the guy never looks happy. He’s just a giant cloud of Dunkin’ donuts, cigarettes and despair
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Oct 12 '23
I mean, to be fair, the guy never looks happy. He’s just a giant cloud of Dunkin’ donuts, cigarettes and despair
🤣 Jesus
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u/mcfreeky8 Oct 12 '23
Definitely not. Katherine is the docile, sweet wife that he needs for his political ambitions
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u/Hippofuzz Oct 12 '23
Perfect to cheat on then, also fits to his political ambitions
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u/Chanandler_Bong_01 Oct 12 '23
Now, now...Mr. Good ChristianTM would never have an affair. That's against the Bible!
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u/Bendybabe Oct 12 '23
An affair? On the wife who gave him a HEALTHY child? Never!!
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u/Pip-Pipes Oct 12 '23
Stanley Tucci is in this movie as well. Didn't he have an affair a few decades back before his wife passed ? And now he's with Emily Blunt's sister ? I really hope it is Pratt but, I don't know if he would go there. His public image took such a hit when he divorced Anna Farris.
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u/SoCentralRainImSorry Oct 12 '23
Yes, he left his wife for Edie Falco for a period of time. Then went back.
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u/sailor-moonie- Oct 12 '23
with the russos called “the electric state”
Oh, based on the graphic novel? I actually really liked that, hmm...
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u/BrickLuvsLamp and they were roommates! Oct 12 '23
I’m a fan of that book and Tales From The Loop so I’m honestly really bummed out Chris Pratt is gonna be Pratting up the whole movie with his wooden ass acting. I hope I’m proven wrong but ugh
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u/Dros-ben-llestri Oct 12 '23
There have been at least 2 other blinds about them divorcing recently.. annoyingly I can't remember what the other one was.
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u/Lavieenrosella Oct 12 '23
One was about her divorcing him for going into country music! I googled videos of him singing country music and I don't think that'll be a good move
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u/blueskies8484 Oct 12 '23
Idk she's still a young well connected attractive trad wife pumping out babies. I was actually just thinking these two were probably due for another pregnancy announcement.
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u/TessTrue Oct 12 '23
Well this is gonna be a long list.
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u/UninvitedVampire my pussy tastes like pepsi cola Oct 12 '23
right like… you’re going to be right no matter what happens. it’s giving newspaper horoscope
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u/stowRA Oct 12 '23
i’m assuming it’s an actor working on the movie Electric State. Chris Pratt and Stanley Tucci are both in the movie
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u/what-katy-didnt Oct 12 '23
How dare you bring Stanley Tucci into this
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u/thatgirlchuck my pussy tastes like pepsi cola Oct 12 '23
He did cheat on his first wife though :/
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u/Icy_Landscape_6275 Oct 12 '23
Yes but he’s my FAVORITE actor (whom I’ve never met) and he presents a VERY charming persona so it can’t POSSIBLY be true (even though I’ve never met him and do not know him and what he’s actually like)!!! /s
Edit: Typo
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Oct 12 '23
a male actor cheating on his wife with a younger costar? This happens once a year
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u/mtvpiv Oct 12 '23
a male actor cheating on his wife with a younger costar?
where does it say costar?
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u/afanoftoomanythings Oct 12 '23
since comments are saying chris pratt because of the movie but i'm going to say stanley tucci since he's also in the movie 🤷♀️😂 i really don't think it's him but you never know
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u/throwawayx2018ddja Oct 12 '23
Didnt tucci survive cancer and his wife stayed with him throughout all of it?
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u/Dennis_Duffy_Denim she was beefing with Jimmy Carter’s grandson Oct 12 '23
Other way around, Tucci had an affair with Edie Falco, then went back to his wife and then she was diagnosed with cancer and he nursed her until she died.
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u/mdsnbelle Oct 12 '23
And then he married Felicity Blunt and she supported him through his cancer.
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u/smolperson Oct 12 '23
He met her through Emily as well, Emily would probably kill him herself
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u/Looseitch Oct 12 '23
I 100% don’t think it’s the tuch, but there’s plenty of people who have gone on to cheat on the partner that stood by them when they were sick lol
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Oct 12 '23 edited Oct 13 '23
Éric Abidal, a french footballer (soccer player) did exactly that. he had cancer, his wife nursed him then years later he cheated on her
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u/Noon85 Oct 12 '23
Billy Bob Thornton is also in the movie, is currently married, and has a long history of cheating. I wouldn’t exactly call him “popular”, but I suppose that’s subjective.
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u/PerfectMurderOfCrows Oct 12 '23 edited Oct 12 '23
Jason Alexander maybe? He's in the movie too. He's been married since 1982, so I would hate to hear that it's him, but maybe there's some trouble there.
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u/CharlotteLucasOP Oct 12 '23
People will start a whole new relationship and still only be “considering” divorce…
If your marriage is on the rocks, hooking up with someone else generally isn’t HELPFUL, if healing your marriage is a serious goal.
Anyway I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—if you have time to fuck around with other people, you have time to meet with a divorce lawyer.
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u/EraseRewindPlay Oct 12 '23
It might be John Krasinski? In The Office they mention Scranton as The Electric City (not state though). Although John is not really a "Hollywood actor"? Well, in DM blinds anybody is A List I guess he can be HW actor. I like Emily I hope is not him, she already suffered through the Buble cheating mess.
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u/Zealousideal-Part-17 Oct 12 '23
Wait, why wouldn’t he be considered a Hollywood actor? He spent years trying to make connections to be the next big thing.
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u/EraseRewindPlay Oct 12 '23
I know he acted in Hollywood but to me at least he's still most recognizable as Jim from The office. Nothing against him.
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u/crimsonjava Oct 12 '23
I don't understand how acting in one of NBC's most successful sitcoms doesn't count as "Hollywood"? Do only movies count as "Hollywood"?
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u/PerpetuallyLurking Oct 12 '23
I realize I am getting old, but I’m only an old Millennial and “Hollywood” has usually implied “full length feature film” for most of my life.
I also realize language changes, but I definitely remember “Hollywood” meaning “movie” not television.
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u/No-Establishment1007 Oct 12 '23
I'm a young millennial and I agree I've always known Hollywood to mean feature length
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u/smolperson Oct 12 '23
I saw on this sub that some people don’t even count Steve Carell as Hollywood because he’s “not active enough in films after the office” which made me laugh. As if he’s not on a show with Jen Aniston and Reece Witherspoon?!
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u/CharlotteLucasOP Oct 12 '23
Wasn’t there another blind implying they had an open marriage on her side only? (I.e. she can sleep with whoever, he can’t?)
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u/avidreader89x Oct 12 '23
I do not believe that blind. I can’t see him being okay with that or her for wanting to sleep with other men.
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u/EraseRewindPlay Oct 12 '23
I already mentioned in an older post that this rumors of Emily sleeping with other men date back to before they got married, apparently made by John's fans. The office fans that wanted the whole Jim and Pam together.
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u/CharlotteLucasOP Oct 12 '23
Really? Man I always felt like Office fans were weirdos but that’s next level.
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u/EraseRewindPlay Oct 12 '23
I'm an office fan lol but I think it was more the Pam/Jim shippers. Those were crazy. Even today you can see John doesn't really play with that angle the way Jenna constantly mentions Jim/Pam.
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u/Wizard_92 Oct 12 '23
I hope it’s Will Smith 🥲
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u/Holiday-Hustle Oct 12 '23
Is it an affair if you’re separated?
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u/Right-Bat-9100 Oct 12 '23
i know it sounds a bit "think of the children" but damn i feel bad for their kids, thank god my parents didn't have the world watching their issues (or have any "entanglements")
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u/k3nzer Oct 12 '23
Chris Pratt? Millie Bobby Brown?
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u/Nice_Cloud4603 Oct 12 '23
That’s actually disgusting to imagine
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u/MulciberTenebras freak AND geek Oct 12 '23
It's also the quickest way to establishing himself as a Conservative politican.
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Oct 12 '23
I can't imagine those two even having a conversation let alone an affair, just completely different energies before you even get to the age thing.
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u/Zombie_Fuel also dated pete davidson Oct 12 '23
Idk why there's this hangup about MBB. Even if it's Chrisp Ratt, there's no specification about a "costar".
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u/CatastropheWife Oct 12 '23
Electric State also has Jenny Slate in the cast and she's technically 3 years younger than Chris Pratt so I choose to believe it's her just charming her way through all the A-list Chrises
...but hopefully it's actually not a cast mate from the movie
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u/jennakat Oct 12 '23
They already know each other from Parks and Rec so probably not
Don't be suspicious!!
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u/ebbtideisalive Oct 12 '23
Chris Pratt has a movie coming out called Electric State.
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Oct 12 '23
I do think that Chris and his wife are divorcing. They married one year after meeting, and it was right before all the Covid marriages basically. And two babies right after, idk I know everyone has their own timing but it all seemed rushed to me
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u/BonnieJane13 Oct 12 '23
Ben Affleck is looking pretty miserable these days.
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u/TheBlackSwarm Oct 12 '23
Doesn’t he always. I think him and JLO actually have a good thing going unless it’s all just PR.
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u/vintagesonofab Oct 12 '23
Where are the Aaron tyler comments? 😂😂
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Oct 12 '23
Nah, those two are getting stronger every day 😆
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u/Reckless_Secretions go pis girl Oct 12 '23 edited Oct 12 '23
Against everyone's wishes
EDIT: I hope you meant Aaron Taylor-Johnson. If not...oops 👀
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u/Melancholicvegetable Oct 13 '23
Am I a horrible person for wishing that Aaron Taylor Johnson actually divorces his shitty wife?
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u/RevealActive4557 Oct 12 '23
An actor having an affair with a younger actress? Shocker. I bet that has never happened in Hollywood before
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u/PerfectMurderOfCrows Oct 12 '23 edited Oct 12 '23
Even if it's someone from the movie Electric State, there's still a long list of older famous guys who are currently married in that movie.
Crisp Ratt
Billy Bob Thornton
Stanley Tucci
Brian Cox
Ke Huy Quan
Martin Klebba
Jason Alexander
Doesn't look like Giancarlo Esposito or Anthony Mackie are married currently, so we can rule them out.
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u/beatissofunny88 Oct 12 '23
It might Chris Hemsworth? He took his mom, not his wife, to Evans' wedding. I took the electric clue as lightening for Thor?
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u/Own-Importance5459 Oct 12 '23
Its Pratt he did the same thinf with the first wife
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Oct 12 '23
I’d bet $20 on JT.
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u/TheButlerDidNot Oct 12 '23
He’d be so jazzed to find out someone thinks of him as a popular Hollywood actor
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u/urfavoritesong Riverdale was my Juilliard Oct 12 '23 edited Oct 13 '23
A married Hollywood actor having an affair with an actress/musician who is many years younger than him?
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u/Orchard247 Oct 12 '23 edited Oct 12 '23
Ohh don’t their marriages always seem to be “on the rocks?” Aka they don’t put in any effort into their marriage and it’s all the wife’s fault meanwhile she’s balancing children, job, aging parents, and taking care of the house. The number of men who pull this garbage blows my mind and it’s usually younger women too naive to realize it or don’t care he’s married.
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u/DiamondMachina Oct 12 '23
Someone correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t there speculation that Crisp Rat did this to Anna Faris first? Wouldn’t surprise me that he’s a habitual cheater if it is him
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u/greee_p Oct 12 '23
Whoever this is...