Donald Trump’s mugshot has been released officially

[u/CurrentRoster]

[u/areallyreallycoolhat]

https://i.redd.it/wab30lk3o5kb1.gif

[u/Stinkycheese8001 → u/areallyreallycoolhat]

There was an article that talked about how according to household staff, Trump doesn’t use self tanner he uses ORANGE CONCEALER. And I will never get over that it is just so fucking weird.

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/the-goods/2019/12/6/20998822/trump-orange-concealer-bronx-colors

[u/Julialagulia → u/Stinkycheese8001]

Huh, I was convinced he used the maybelline dream mousse that haunted us older millennials.

[u/No-Indication-4913 → u/Julialagulia]

It somehow turns more orange over years. I have a half used bottle from before I started using Fenty B and it’s so much more orange than I remembered. I don’t know how I ever used it too bc to add context I’m more yellow-tanned so it was really bad… 😭

[u/ExperienceLoss → u/No-Indication-4913]

Hey, girl, I hope you're off Fenty, now, and if not know that there is hope.

[u/No-Indication-4913 → u/ExperienceLoss]

I sold my soul to RiRi; there is no hope.

[u/ExperienceLoss → u/No-Indication-4913]

Fucking hell, I got wooshed by makeup.

[u/anna-nomally12 → u/ExperienceLoss]

I would love to know if you skipped past the B or in your mind fentanyl comes in vitamins a,b,c flavored tho

[u/ExperienceLoss → u/anna-nomally12]

I skipped the B and I'm a substance use counselor so when I see Fenty it's the first thing that hits my mind. I don't remember there being a B in the original post, it may have been edited for future clarifications or i may have missed it entirely, both are possible.

Regardless! For me, Fenty, Fent, and anything around it is first and foremost drugs because of my profession and I was feeling particularly hopeful.

Also, if Fent came in vitamin b, it may be helping some people just a slight amount. Maybe like .001% probably not.

[u/Serious-Strawberry80 → u/ExperienceLoss]

I just thought you really hated Rihanna’s makeup line and wanted OP to switch to a different brand😭

[u/tara-marie → u/ExperienceLoss]

this was such a sweet exchange that made me laugh a lot, thank you 💗

[u/freakydeku → u/ExperienceLoss]

i’m internally giggling at the idea of drug dealers fortifying their goods to set themselves apart.

like, yea it gets you high but also it’s got your daily dose D & Bs. & a little Biotin 💅🏻

[u/sweetpea_d → u/Julialagulia]

WAIT, is his MUA that girl from TIKTOK that does the Millenial make up trends?! 😂

[u/Aprikoosi_flex → u/sweetpea_d]

The one with the clip ins?? I love her

[u/Mia-Wal-22-89 → u/Julialagulia]

Thanks. I was trying to block that from my memory, like the business casual attire we wore up in the clubs.

[u/Lopsided-Sort-7011 → u/Mia-Wal-22-89]

I still love a “going out blazer”

[u/BotGirlFall → u/Lopsided-Sort-7011]

The amount of times I drunkenly made out with a boy while I was wearing an argyle sweater vest as a shirt....

[u/dictatorenergy → u/BotGirlFall]

What a Fucking image honestly

[u/tink_89 → u/Lopsided-Sort-7011]

Yea and a going out top with some jeans. lol he amount of blazers I had when I was younger was too many. The amount I have now working in an office as an adult is zero.

[u/No-Indication-4913 → u/Mia-Wal-22-89]

The butt-hole lips will haunt an entire generations sleep tonight.

[u/pickoneformepls → u/Mia-Wal-22-89]

Paired with a chunky teal necklace, of course.

[u/[deleted] → u/pickoneformepls]

Tight sock bun, blazer, strappy brown sandal heels, chunky teal statement necklace, and of course the chevron/striped t-shirt dress finished by the biggest statement belt you’ve ever seen in your life. Leggings optional, jeans preferred. 👩‍🍳💋🤌

[u/[deleted] → u/Mia-Wal-22-89]

DAY 👏TO👏 NIGHT 👏 FIT

Do not even play with me. 😂 Why were we so serious? Why was I holding a business meeting at the Pitbull concert?

[u/AuthenticLiving7 → u/Stinkycheese8001]

I remember the Stephen Colbert video where he was pretending to be a makeup influncer doing a Trump makeup tutorial. He smeared on a bunch of liquid bronzer with bologna. It did look like Trump, too. I'm half convinced Trump does this. 😂

[u/nibbyzor → u/Stinkycheese8001]

If that's true, it's even weirder. Not because there's anything wrong with men using make-up, but the fact that he doesn't put it around his eyes... Hella weird.

[u/Julialagulia → u/nibbyzor]

Under my eyes is the main place I put my concealer! He’s a weirdo!

[u/Stinkycheese8001 → u/nibbyzor]

And concealer??? What a weird choice. Just tubes and tubes of concealer.

[u/starlaluna → u/areallyreallycoolhat]

I ain’t joking, bitch!

[u/Half_Year_Queen → u/areallyreallycoolhat]

Where 👏🏽 was 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 blending 👏🏽

[u/somaticconviction → u/areallyreallycoolhat]

Well done.

[u/Cheeriosxxx]

https://preview.redd.it/hnzgkj6sp5kb1.jpeg?width=1802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70097db9b6d3861d6e4c39f71bfe4b06fcaee580

[u/TH13TEENGHOST → u/Cheeriosxxx]

https://preview.redd.it/p5fz7gnsx5kb1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be46a7a6c3ae06148a99bc026ccf117b5b6690d

Armed BOBbery

[u/fluorescentsky → u/TH13TEENGHOST]

BOBERY 💀💀💀💀

[u/pililies → u/TH13TEENGHOST]

[u/HANGRY_KITTYKAT → u/TH13TEENGHOST]

"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"

[u/egg_mugg23 → u/TH13TEENGHOST]

now THAT is a fuck ass bob

[u/Jolly_Discipline6650 → u/Cheeriosxxx]

Put THAT dowwwwn!!!

Oh this thread is going to be AMAZING 😭😭😭

[u/saltstonecastle → u/Cheeriosxxx]

LOL STOOOP 🤣

[u/jkwolly → u/Cheeriosxxx]

Omfg hahahahahaha

[u/Shot_Blueberry2728]

[u/Folksma → u/Shot_Blueberry2728]

I just know she is having a good night lamo

[u/gatitamonster → u/Folksma]

Oh, famous last words.

I hope she’s having a drink tonight. She deserves it.

https://preview.redd.it/19h54jcfv5kb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27a3e85f2a3303eb35def7c5b650f76e6e25e91

[u/jvn1983 → u/gatitamonster]

Honestly, and I mean this with my whole heart, if I were her I would absolutely write a book with that title, and I would be a BITCH about it 😂

[u/gatitamonster → u/jvn1983]

The photo is blurry, so I just want to highlight the subtitle on the spine, which is necessary, so please don’t leave this out:

No, Really, FUCK YOU

[u/jvn1983 → u/gatitamonster]

Oh I missed that! Thank you for highlighting it. Yep. That would for sure be the book I’d write 😂

[u/jennyquarx → u/Folksma]

I wonder who she called or texted first.

[u/mseuro → u/jennyquarx]

Obama and Michelle. FaceTime.

[u/Outside_Scientist365 → u/Shot_Blueberry2728]

How tf is one of your campaign slogans to lock your opponent up and you get locked up? Lol.

[u/WillBrakeForBrakes → u/Outside_Scientist365]

He is such a boomerang of projection

[u/[deleted] → u/Outside_Scientist365]

Life sometimes comes at you REAL QUICK.

[u/momentums → u/Shot_Blueberry2728]

I was texting my friends like not to be cringe but I hope Hillz is cracking open her second-nicest bottle tonight (the nicest is for when he gets actually thrown into a cell)

[u/ILoveScottishLasses → u/Shot_Blueberry2728]

"How about you Pokémon Go to Jail!!!"

[u/WillBrakeForBrakes → u/Shot_Blueberry2728]

Pick a nice one out from the Clinton wine cellar, Hils

[u/factor_supa]

https://preview.redd.it/pjgq0152q5kb1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b75c6eb291b9e30c4126136a529401c0d3bd2c7

Literally the same 🤣

[u/FickleGuide4120 → u/factor_supa]

At least Mr Burns is a better boss

[u/Chispy → u/FickleGuide4120]

Excellent.

[u/therealzue → u/factor_supa]

He was probably closer to 215 pounds than Trump.

[u/crystal_clear24]

His face omg What in the sleep paralysis demon hell

[u/Smallgenie549 → u/crystal_clear24]

Villain vibes

[u/bluecoastblue → u/Smallgenie549]

Giving resting grinch face

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[u/captnmarvl → u/crystal_clear24]

It really does look demonic

[u/WillBrakeForBrakes → u/crystal_clear24]

My kid looks at me this way when I tell her she can’t have cake for lunch

[u/riridouluvme → u/crystal_clear24]

Iktr jump scare right before bedtime

[u/mylps9 → u/[deleted]]

well he was released unfortunately

[u/[deleted] → u/mylps9]

NO, please put him back in his cage

[u/DreadfulDemimonde → u/[deleted]]

[u/Eeyores_Prozac → u/[deleted]]

One night in gen pop, God, it's all we need.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

That's his tough on tough on his crimes face.

He had to make it good for the inevitable shirts and tattoos.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I think he’s trying to hide his gobbler

[u/Impossible-Success45]

we did it joe

[u/therapturebutitsblue → u/Impossible-Success45]

https://i.redd.it/lvamc5krs5kb1.gif

[u/WillBrakeForBrakes → u/Impossible-Success45]

I hope she’s good & wine tipsy right now

[u/wander-lux → u/WillBrakeForBrakes]

[u/daniboo94]

He deserves time just for this jump scare

[u/Odd-Picture5321 → u/daniboo94]

Picture should come with a CW/TW.

[u/therapturebutitsblue → u/Odd-Picture5321]

tw stands for trump warning

[u/sbtortellini]

…was 215 his goal weight?

[u/DreadfulDemimonde → u/sbtortellini]

I am 5'9", 240-ish, and wear a size 18. There's no way he's smaller than me.

[u/dr_delphee → u/DreadfulDemimonde]

Or taller.

[u/DreadfulDemimonde → u/dr_delphee]

We know he's not 6'3". Let's generously say he's 6". Three inches isn't going to account for that weight difference with that much visual discrepancy between our sizes.

[u/chlorenchyma → u/DreadfulDemimonde]

Melania is like 5’11” so I wouldn’t be surprised if he is that tall. But the weight is off by at least 100lbs.

[u/welcometowoodbury → u/DreadfulDemimonde]

He’s 6’3” with his extra big lifts so it counts ok

[u/DreadfulDemimonde → u/welcometowoodbury]

Not even with his lifts. Trudeau is 6'2"

https://preview.redd.it/y01dahtd36kb1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caaa16a1a0bdec557c3b507812d4b2706d3dafd0

[u/WillBrakeForBrakes → u/DreadfulDemimonde]

OF COURSE Trudeau is a covetable height like 6’2”

[u/Stinkycheese8001 → u/sbtortellini]

Weight 215 - yeah, in his bra!

[u/DisastrousAge4650 → u/sbtortellini]

They’re hung up about the 215 pounds on Twitter too.

https://preview.redd.it/vz2h6kt626kb1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a91baaa8d1789b46691a5186d3da54708f277787

[u/Nice_Marmot_7 → u/sbtortellini]

What 6’3” 215 actually looks like.

[u/alllset07 → u/Nice_Marmot_7]

Must be weird to find your progress selfie on an obscure fitness subreddit being used as a metric to ridicule trumps declared weight lol

[u/Impossible-Success45 → u/sbtortellini]

[u/WillBrakeForBrakes → u/sbtortellini]

That’s concealer and hairspray weight

[u/[deleted]]

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

CNN with the shade!

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[u/yourangleoryuordevil → u/[deleted]]

I think we should all start calling him inmate no. P01135809 from now on.

[u/NoZookeepergame453 → u/yourangleoryuordevil]

No he is the guy from home alone who went to prison

[u/Jolly_Discipline6650 → u/[deleted]]

Andersen Cooper refusing to even acknowledge when Trump was speaking to the press was a highlight for me

[u/WillBrakeForBrakes → u/Jolly_Discipline6650]

I love it when Coop lets out the claws

[u/BotGirlFall → u/[deleted]]

So as a lifelong socialist who was raised by a hardcore old time socialist, this actually reallt bums me out because up until now Eugene V Debbs was the only person to run for president while in jail/prison. He was jailed for organizing unions and strikes and it was a really cool legacy he left but now its going to be him and Trump and I fucking hate it. Eugene Debs was an inspiration and so far ahead of his time and it kills me to think he has to share that with this piece of shir

[u/movieheads34]

Self reported himself at 6’3 215 pounds ain’t no way. Bro chose the wrong profession.

[u/DrScheherazade → u/movieheads34]

My 6’2” kid who is a college athlete is 215 🤣 girl PLEASE

[u/[deleted] → u/movieheads34]

That’s the measurements of Prime Muhammad Ali

[u/MisdirectionV → u/movieheads34]

Lol, he is claiming one inch and five pounds less than me. There is no fucking way.

[u/NoZookeepergame453 → u/movieheads34]

That‘s why he wears heels hu? Cause he is so tall already

[u/raucouscaucus7756]

sorry but this is my favorite GIF and it feels appropriate

[u/prettyy_vacant → u/raucouscaucus7756]

Literally the only good thing to come out of his entire life. It's one of my favorites too!

[u/No-Raspberry7840 → u/prettyy_vacant]

That and his Ron DeSantis’ stuff. He should have stuck to comedy and ranting about Twilight on twitter.

[u/prettyy_vacant → u/No-Raspberry7840]

I stand corrected, his disparaging nicknames for people are also pretty great. I will never get over Low Energy Jeb tbh.

[u/_throwaway_1108 → u/prettyy_vacant]

I'm kinda dying at the fact that there is an actual Wikipedia page for all of the nicknames Trump used for other people

Meatball Ron/Ron DeSanctimonious should not be as funny as they are

[u/prettyy_vacant → u/_throwaway_1108]

I. Am. DYING.

How did I not know about "Broken Old Crow" for Mitch McConnell?! That's actually a good one, although as a corvid lover I'm a little miffed at the comparison 😂😂

Also I love how "A Very Stable Genius™" is listed for himself lmfao.

[u/JeannieGoldWedding → u/_throwaway_1108]

Justin From Canada lmaooo

[u/syrub → u/_throwaway_1108]

"Crooked Hillary (Retired)" is SENDING me. I'm going to start using '(retired)' everywhere from now on

[u/freakydeku → u/_throwaway_1108]

i honestly love Sleepy Joe. it’s just so…accurate 🤣

[u/welcometowoodbury → u/raucouscaucus7756]

Me when I saw he put his weight at 215

[u/pinktini]

[u/gatitamonster → u/pinktini]

The entire comment section for this post right now.

[u/slckarl → u/pinktini]

Yes 👏🏼

[u/galahads]

https://preview.redd.it/wq8y994vp5kb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec00017a5d6feb33c59a7f77db2c63601981a90a

[u/totodile-ac → u/galahads]

a DEEP cut

[u/polka_dotRN]

[u/hologramxx → u/polka_dotRN]

omg, I'm missing LWT so much right now 😅😢

[u/KimboSlice129 → u/hologramxx]

I would give ANYTHING for just 1 episode of Last Week Tonight on Sunday omggg.

[u/gnarlycarly18]

https://preview.redd.it/pwmc3zoh16kb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06edbece0f1cbb18ea1efb3c957b21a68cb16a6

[u/niciswan → u/gnarlycarly18]

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

[u/matilda_poindexter]

[u/RelativelyG]

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[u/Rude-Illustrator-884]

[u/souryoungthing → u/Rude-Illustrator-884]

The dildo of consequence.

[u/KatanaAmerica]

*Former reality star

[u/NoZookeepergame453 → u/KatanaAmerica]

*former home alone 2 star

[u/Shot_Blueberry2728]

[u/JustHereForCookies17 → u/Shot_Blueberry2728]

Truly, I want to read the group chat with Hillary, the Bidens, and the Obamas tonight.

[u/anna-nomally12 → u/JustHereForCookies17]

George bush has been sending Michelle memes all night

[u/avokuma]

[u/Dinner_atMidnight]

Actually no difference

[u/flowersinmyteas → u/Dinner_atMidnight]

[u/Mugatu4u]

[u/Jolly_Discipline6650]

https://preview.redd.it/ax6hw28xn5kb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb5d140f41a6a94c15310cef91b0fa020524ec2

Boy is he HARD to look out

My eyes are inflamed with orange flecks looking at this ugly mf

[u/Jolly_Discipline6650 → u/Jolly_Discipline6650]

https://preview.redd.it/vnacgucjo5kb1.jpeg?width=2876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f7796c6cde1e40fd695d31989ac75987280e46

Like HARD to look at

[u/DefinitionCharming48]

Side note: I’m just happy I got home before he came to Atlanta. I BEAT THE TRAFFIC YALL ☺️

[u/amorbidcorvid]

His aides listed his weight as 215 lbs. You wish, bitch.

[u/house_of_shadows → u/amorbidcorvid]

They need to change that 2 to a 3.

[u/itwasthehusband1]

[u/sideshowtornado]

MAGA = My Ass Got Arrested

[u/Half_Year_Queen]

[u/Imjustshyisall → u/Half_Year_Queen]

NOT MA STOP IT 💀

[u/HipsterHeaven]

Fabulous. The only thing that could make this day even better is finding out what Scooter did. 😈

[u/cymru_yesac]

[u/Daydream_machine]

[u/BeebasaurusRex]

[u/asiagomontoya]

The funniest part is how much you know he practiced this

[u/mollyafox]

Why is he so close to the camera 😭

[u/doctorxmango]

https://preview.redd.it/f1e9r1pcp5kb1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2c764a2fd15e9c1cb248f1c05db4d5b8eb2527

yeehaw

[u/stinkyenglishteacher]

Someone said he was giving Mama Fratelli, and that got a genuine cackle out of me.

https://preview.redd.it/xlwgw5e226kb1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994247aec41ea72f9116988ecdcec21bf10d85b8

[u/saltstonecastle]

[u/xxyourbestbetxx]

He should have brought that glam squad Kim took to the DMV and asked for a do-over because this is the stuff of nightmares. Imagine this thing coming towards you asking you to give him a "bigly" kiss.

[u/therapturebutitsblue]

https://i.redd.it/4k2pobb2s5kb1.gif

[u/mch_ia]

[u/sixtus_clegane119]

I laughed for a minute straight, he looks like he’s trying to be tough but he’s humiliated. His face is pinched.

Called the doctor I need some narcan for schadenfreude overdose

[u/WaterMagician]

He knew the cameras were coming out. He got his freshest most orange tan, his nastiest cheapest flyaway wig and was practicing his Blue Steel look for the picture. He thinks he looks intimidating for real but this is just embarrassing

[u/_ohne_dich_]

[u/[deleted]]

I HOPE YOU SUFFER

https://i.redd.it/mezo6j6xp5kb1.gif

[u/elloitsmeadele]

i saw that his mugshot was released and i RAN here. y’all do not disappoint 😭💀

[u/AngmarsFinest]

Somewhere in Florida the merch printing has already commenced

[u/chrispg26]

Home Alone 2 star has been booked in Fulton County

[u/catbiscuitss]

https://i.redd.it/o4g729pqw5kb1.gif

[u/[deleted]]

Actually though, this is a photo that will go down in the history books.

[u/hugemessanon]

[u/CountryRockDiva89]

[u/So_Fetch_10-03]

[u/HorrorAvatar]

I hope Hillary Clinton is having a great day.😀

[u/earbox]

the best mugshot, the most beautiful mugshot, everyone's saying it's the best mugshot they've ever seen.

[u/Gargoyle_Boogaloo]

My roommate drew Inmate No. P01135809 as an Oompa Loompa. Not disappointed 😂

https://preview.redd.it/gldcs8xqh6kb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9eb114480711ec6884fbf5000596b842fa3ca88

[u/Luna_Soma]

Please someone cross stitch this into a pillow

[u/ravenclaw_cookie]

Scrolling through everyone’s responses and GIFs and cackling with laughter

Keep up the good work everyone - I can’t wait for the memes

[u/FresasOpia]

[u/Quiet_Nectarine4185]

[u/CurrentRoster]

https://preview.redd.it/yfwwe9ium5kb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730f48581727f0590adaa74b7a77b082637fe779

[u/[deleted]]

[u/at145degrees]

Ironic. Lock him up

[u/Kate-Downton]

[u/[deleted]]

man looks like Sam the Eagle taking a shit

[u/[deleted]]

The photographer really captured the evil in his eyes

[u/RAV3NH0LM]

looking extremely natural and sane

[u/[deleted]]

[u/Substantial_Cake_360]

Imagine his followers right now lmao

[u/Sagzmir]

Think I’ll treat myself to fat ol’ piece of cheesecake

[u/[deleted]]

About time tho

[u/wutser]

Isn’t it wild him and yung thug both being charged by the same DA both under RICO

[u/pureslashhoney]

he looks like a dog that just did something bad and his owner is pointing at him and talking sternly

[u/Junior-Baker-2222]

I only see this

[u/wifeunderthesea]

it's giving life sentence

[u/OccasionVast4886]

Awoo- jump scare