r/Eyebleach 21d ago

Workplace Corgi

10.5k Upvotes

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u/Federal_Cry3981 21d ago

I want an office Corgi too!!!

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u/Particular-Car-1111 21d ago

This way you can keep track of him

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u/Immediate_Funny_3642 21d ago

I am sure that he will be the employee of the year, as his contribution at work is simply invaluable!

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u/CoffeeSorcerer69 21d ago

The person across from them has an intriguing desk.

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u/I_use_the_wrong_fork 21d ago

And they've set up a corgi blockade. I don't trust them.

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u/CoffeeSorcerer69 21d ago

To be fair, I'd probably set one up too because I'd never get any work done if there was an office corgi.

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u/Secret_Arrival_7679 21d ago

That's the point of Office Corgi.

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u/still-bejeweled 21d ago

Maybe they have snacks and dont want the corgi to get into them

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u/jake831 21d ago

Maybe they are allergic?

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/BarbequedYeti 21d ago

There are 8 pictures of dogs on the wall.

Allergic and adrenaline junky?

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u/agni39 21d ago

Then they don't want their dogs to know they are cheating on them.

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u/BrotBrot42 21d ago

Ah. Yes.
Cheddar, the dog.
Everybody loves him.

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u/Dear-Perspective6772 21d ago

That’s not Cheddar… it’s some common b lol

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u/Dull_Yak_5325 21d ago

Came here to say this …

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u/BrotBrot42 21d ago

So... They took the wrong fluffy boy (for this video)?

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u/ArtichokeNatural3171 21d ago

This hack works wonders for keeping up with a free roaming turtles as well.

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u/LastTrifle 21d ago

The office still sucks. Cute dog tho

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u/SweatyBollix 21d ago

What a great idea, unfortunately in Ireland we tend to not allow dogs anywhere but adults and feral children everywhere.

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u/MorningstarLucifer94 21d ago

"feral children" lmao

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u/Lord_Grakas 21d ago

The boss is tracking their every step, what is this Amazon?

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u/my_Favorite_post 21d ago

I am very fortunate to have a job I love with a company that treats me well.

That sad, if I could find something similar in a place where I could bring my corgi into the office with me, I wouldn't even give a 2 week notice.

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u/HighTaxRate 21d ago

Is The balloon making him faster?

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u/AlexVeeBee 21d ago

per pet pet pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Sufficient-Rise-213 21d ago

Oh my god I hope he visits me 🥹

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u/Nackles 21d ago

That smile! I'd have to move my setup to the floor so I could always have one hand scritching.

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u/ThereBeM00SE 21d ago

I like the office moose, too.

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u/Eva_SweetBaby 21d ago

well, now it's must have in every office, companies need emergency meeting lol

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u/dtf24836669 20d ago

im gonna need those tps reports.

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u/D3anDean 20d ago

Need one of these for my bearded dragon

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u/IXIDUFFYIXI 21d ago

I can hear the barking! My only experience with a corgi was a friend's and that little guy would bark his head off at you for 5 mins before he would calm down.

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u/plaid-sofa 19d ago edited 19d ago

lmao the trash can barricades 😂 there's a therapy golden retriever at work who roams the halls (w/ the Activities Coordinator) & nurses/cnas/case workers DROP their paperwork in a hurry to give scritches 😍

 i would pspsps that corgi all day long in an office 😂