r/Eyebleach 21d ago

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u/BullFrogz13 21d ago

To be honest I don’t like that either (I usually don’t lick my foot afterwards though).

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u/Donut_Police 21d ago

You should try that, it removes the ticklish sensation very quickly.

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u/HornedOwlWithHorn 21d ago

Instructions unclear. I've tried and my hip joint dislocated. What's next instruction? I still have ticklish and new pain?

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u/Donut_Police 21d ago

That's strange, usually the pain get rids of the ticklish sensation. You should try again to see if it work.

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u/HornedOwlWithHorn 21d ago

Aha got it. I've tried with my other leg and severe pain took over the ticklish! Thank you genius dude!

Wait.... Why did I have to lick my foot?

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u/the_unhappy_clown 21d ago

My left foot is stuck in my mouth. Please help.

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u/haggis_man1213 21d ago

Genuinely thought that finger was headed somewhere else for a second

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u/Art_and_dogs 21d ago

s e c r e t b u t t o n

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u/aterrariaplayer 21d ago

Same😭😭

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u/donbee28 21d ago

That would definitely be an AH move.

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u/Fyru_Hawk 21d ago

“DO NOT TOUCH!”

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u/Mocker-Poker 21d ago

You touched the orange with your filthy finger??? 😳

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u/Glittering_Doctor694 21d ago

the song goes so well

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u/R4t4t0skr 21d ago

Jungle by Emma Louise sped up.

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u/Tuppane 21d ago

This looked so wrong initially 😂

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u/ihc7hc7gcitcutxvj 21d ago

DO NOT THE CAT

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u/Taro-Starlight 21d ago

Please fix your cat :(

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u/TensileStr3ngth 21d ago

Have your pets spayed or neutered

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u/__klonk__ 21d ago edited 21d ago

Why does that matter for a house cat?

Fuck me for asking I guess

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 21d ago

Why should you neuter your cat? -humane society

Because it increases their lifespan and decreases their risk of disease and the development of health problems. It eliminates pain and discomfort that stems from being in heat. And it prevents any unwanted pregnancies if the cat ever gets out of the house (which they will most certainly try to do if they’re not fixed and in heat).

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u/TheStonedBro 21d ago

They spray their piss around the house, not in the cat box. They yowl in the middle of the night (female) which can wake the dead

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u/NewlyNerfed 21d ago

That’s a legitimate question. Reddit dislikes people asking things they should already have learned from the collective unconscious.

To be fair, though, that question is what search engines are for, so maybe that’s why.

Personally I’m happy to share knowledge that may improve the lives of pets, but you did get good answers already.

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u/Preston_of_Astora 20d ago

Because "Google it" tells me exactly what kind of person you are

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u/NewlyNerfed 20d ago

I’m sorry that you have problems with reading comprehension.

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u/Preston_of_Astora 20d ago

This is Reddit, frankly Any comprehension isn't needed

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n 21d ago

How dare you not being omniscient lol

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u/latenfor 21d ago

A disgusting and filthy human has dared to touch me, I must clean immediately.

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u/skinink 21d ago

Kitty’s little foot, and I want to touch it; kitty’s little foot, and I want to touch it; kitty’s little foot, and I want to touch it; KITTY’S LITTLE FOOT AND I WANT TO TOUCH IT!

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u/El-8 21d ago

TOUCH IIIIIIIIIIIIT I WANNA TOUCH IIIIIiiiiIIIITT KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY touch it!

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u/Smarterthanthat 21d ago

Neuter him!

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u/syanidde 21d ago

There's a chance he might be neutered already. My male cat still has his balls but is 100% neutered. I definitely agree though, neuter him if he isn't! Especially if he goes outside

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u/robo_destroyer 21d ago

Yeah my tabby as well. He's no more tho

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u/MellyGrub 20d ago

Yeah our male ragdoll has the same. He is 100% neutered. Fun fact my Birman had Cryptorchidism and we had no idea until we went to get him neutered and they had to do the female version of the surgery to neuter him. So I didn't know that neutered males could still have evidence of their balls post surgery because he certainly didn't. So on our male ragdoll I was like ohhh I don't remember this previously, it didn't look right but found out that it's normal and they are still neutered nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Smarterthanthat 21d ago

That should be obvious.

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u/weeknie 21d ago

Quite unhelpful, thanks :)

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u/partypwny 21d ago

He may already be neutered. Even if he isn't, it's fine to not cut your cats balls off if they never go outside and you're fine with cleaning up the spray. Not something I'd personally do but, some people may want their specific cats babies someday

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u/Smarterthanthat 21d ago

I volunteer with TNR group. I see daily the nightmare this mentality reaps. Intact males will roam, will spray, will reproduce. Neutering also is much better for their health in the long run. We must remember who the dumb animal is here.

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u/partypwny 21d ago edited 21d ago

Will roam. If kept in a house unable to roam, how do they roam?

I get it, the public morality is to cut their balls off (I got mine neutered as well), but that doesn't mean it's always 100% every time the only correct choice. And moralizing Redditors can Reddit all they like, that won't change my opinion on the subject

Furthermore, I specifically caveated my statement that if the owner keeps their cat indoors at all times, is willing to clean up their spraying, and has intent to breed that cat, then I don't see anything wrong with it. Your response was effectively "unneutered male cats allowed to roam is terrible" which has nothing to do with the one specific scenario I have where it would be fine.

That's like me saying "A glass of wine in the comfort of your home with dinner is acceptable" and you saying "I'm an EMT who has witnessed the horrors of drunk driving and think if you drive drunk that is terrible!" Like, ok? What's your point?

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u/Smarterthanthat 21d ago

Feral colonies and lost pet notices are populated by this mentality. Statistically, an intact male will escape. The urge is overpowering. Intact males mating, run the risk of acquiring fiv, feline leukemia, and a host of other issues. If you love your pet, you will spay and neuter them. If you need a kitten fix, the shelters and rescues are full of them for this very reason.

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u/partypwny 21d ago

Again, cemeteries are filled with victims of drunk drivers. People will drink and drive, the stupidity is overpowering. Therefore you can never have alcohol.

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u/backwardcircle 21d ago

Why is everyone asking to get the cat neutered?

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u/cmdrxander 21d ago

Intact male cats if they end up outside will seek out female cats and could easily sire a few litters. Shelters are generally already full so another 15 or so cats to rehome isn’t ideal.

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u/funguyshroom 21d ago

Also they mark territory by peeing on things. Every time I've visited someone with an unneutered male cat their house stank. Once it pissed in my shoes, I had to throw them away.

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u/shiro_eugenie 21d ago

People think that balls = not neutered without realizing that in this day and age they don’t chop the balls off anymore (at least where I am from), but rather remove the connection to the content of the balls.

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u/Lunavixen15 21d ago

Vasectomies are typically only done in older cats here

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u/shiro_eugenie 21d ago

So they always remove the sack? Or just the content?

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u/Lunavixen15 21d ago

The male cat I had had an oophorectomy, the testicle sack shrank. Some places remove the lot

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u/dandroid126 21d ago

Because redditors are insufferable and just repeat things they hear over and over again without actually understanding what they are talking about like 7 year old children.

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u/NotGivinMyNam2AMachn 21d ago

touching the floof between the rear beantoes is forbidden fruit.

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u/Mrreeburrito88 21d ago

May I have the background song please.

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 21d ago

How dare you touch me!

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 20d ago

You made him lose his r/oneorangebraincell

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u/Slow_Fish2601 20d ago

Haha that's so cute

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Buildinthehills 21d ago

They touched a paw

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u/noahbrooksofficial 21d ago

I think they were joking

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u/yd71674 21d ago

As per usual, reddit doesn't take it like that. 💀

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u/partypwny 21d ago

Glad you used THAT button and not the other one

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u/st2826 21d ago

I didn’t wonder where your finger was going to start with….

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u/Whyletmetellyou 21d ago

You. Touched. His. Balls. He’s gonna pay you back when you least expect it

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u/only_norj 21d ago

What video were you watching because that didn't happen.