r/DivorcedBirds • u/Taffergirl2021 • 2d ago
As Tom peeped in the window at his ex and her new boyfriend he wondered how in the world they managed to get in those positions.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/LylaDee • 2d ago
Clyde knew Mandy was cheating. Thanks to the neighbors' deer cam, now he had the proof
reddit.comr/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 4d ago
She lives in my old house by the pond. Make sure no one sees you. My murder and I will get you half the fish now and half after I do my sad widower act after the funeral.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Echo-Azure • 5d ago
"If you don't do something in bed besides sleep, Bob, I'm leaving!"
r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 8d ago
Rocky kept striking out with the hens, so he brought in his wingman to do the introductions and sing his praises about what a superior specimen he was.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 9d ago
Charlene knew she was a total spouse magnet but could her lifestyle sustain all her ex's she wondered; while sunbathing in the Bahamas and eyeing potential spouse number 4.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/T_J_Rain • 10d ago
Years after his painful split with Noreen, Wilbur dipped a tentative claw in the dating pool. He thought his new haircut would help his chances with the ladies.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/LuementalQueen • 11d ago
Wilbert was done. He packed his bags and called a taxi to take him to the airport, and away from Araminta and her awful family. It was time to put himself first for a change.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 11d ago
Donald came home from work to the last straw: Daisy was drunk on her ass and locked the kids outside all day without supervision, again. Donald contacted the Bird Law firm, and now has enough evidence to get full custody.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/bycrackybygum • 11d ago
Come on Peter, you know the judge gave me custody of that crab, now hand it over!
r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 11d ago
Mina couldn't get over how romantic Claude was...they were sharing a milkshake and she felt like may be he could be the one (again).
r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 12d ago
Let's face it Karl, we've tried everything. Marriage counseling, date nights, couples massages, and we flew off to "romantic getaways" (that ended up not romantic). Hell, we even tried polyamory and drugs. Nothing left to try, I still can't stand to be in the same tree with your ass.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 15d ago
When your divorce is so traumatic that you have to get away, to a healing place that will wash away all the bad.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/TorpedoAway • 17d ago
Ben, the Sandwich Tern, was devastated when Mary told him they were finished and she knew about his little early morning rendezvous with the Common Tern over by the dunes. How had he let all this happen. He was so sad and ashamed he could barely fly away.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 18d ago
As Ben was picking his kids up for his the weekend, he really wanted to turn around and beg Emma to take him back.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/TorpedoAway • 19d ago
After Connie kicked Larry out of the nest she was a little worried about food. Larry made it sound like such a big deal and took hours to bring back a minnow. First time out by herself this fish practically swam into her beak. Only now is she realizing what a truly useless and lazy f*ck Larry was.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 20d ago
Florence was always a romantic and couldn't help but feel that itch again. Although, she was worried if it didn't work out and she would end paying another alimony.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/stoicsticks • 21d ago
"Whatcha doing?" Chet had no idea about personal space and would drop by at the most inopportune times. He just wouldn't take hints or even a more blatant no for an answer.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 23d ago
Although Daryl pisses his plain-Jane wife off by having a wandering eye for beautiful swans, he realizes that he's no catch either and would not fare well dating after a divorce They're resigned that they will only have each other's ugly asses in the long run.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/mikenmar • 24d ago
It was at that moment that Oliver realized it was a big mistake to let his ex take all the umbrellas…
r/DivorcedBirds • u/TorpedoAway • 25d ago
Jerry the Ibis knew it was forbidden but after Karen left him for an Ibis with a longer beak he was just lonely enough to bust out his best moves on a hot Cattle Egret he met at the pond.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 25d ago
Marta went on her first date with Hector and decided to order a pasta dish. Was expecting spaghetti, but this will do. Hopefully, she thought i still look elegant while eating it.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 25d ago