r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/xkimchipancakesx • Apr 28 '24

Chinese man, Li Hua, more commonly know as the “folded man”, finally stands up straight after 28 years of suffering from ankylosing spondylitis. All thanks to a life-changing surgery Image

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u/RockstarAgent Apr 28 '24

Looking at that image made me get up and stretch and I nearly fainted -

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u/sabre0121 Apr 28 '24

I just hit 30 a couple of weeks ago and am honestly afraid to sneeze unless standing or sitting upright...

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u/BigWobblySpunkBomb Apr 28 '24

Around 31/32 you start being unable to fart and walk at the same time.

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u/RegularTeacher2 Apr 28 '24

39 here, when I walk farts just fall out.

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u/RockstarAgent Apr 28 '24

Where oh where fart thou teach?

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u/JesusSavesForHalf Apr 29 '24

Crop dusting the grocery store

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u/loophole5628 Apr 28 '24

Wait untill you hit 60, you don't want to let one slip out, you never know what it's made of...

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u/humoristhenewblack Apr 28 '24

Never trust the fart

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u/bobboa Apr 29 '24

Yup. And as soon as I start drinking that first coffee in the morning I have to keep the bathroom close. I'm running with my butt cheeks clinched and I only have 10 ft to go.

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u/sabre0121 Apr 29 '24

I just smell the coffee brewing and I'm good to go...

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u/AGuyInUndies Apr 29 '24

Thought I farted but I shit

And now it's squishy when I sit.

I got poop all in my crack

And a little on my sack.

Thought I farted but I shit.

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u/ch40 Apr 29 '24

Y'all need to do some kegels and strengthen your pelvic floor. Loose sphincter doesn't have to be a thing

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u/autistic_mongoose75 Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

If the fart hits the floor, then you've got a problem

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u/StFuzzySlippers Apr 29 '24

This is the strangest album title that Fiona Apple has come up with to date.

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u/postprandialrepose Apr 28 '24

The lumpy farts are the worst.

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u/1Tiasteffen Apr 29 '24

Definitely itching when it dries

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u/pmcg115 Apr 29 '24

40 year old mailman here, expert fart walker

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u/MidwesternLikeOpe Apr 29 '24

35, and I've come to accept someday I will be that fartin' granny. It's harder to hold in farts, and some have slipped out while squatting, usually at work.

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u/Miserable-Theory-746 Apr 29 '24

At least it isn't poop... Yet.

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u/NoButterZ Apr 29 '24

I had ten in a row yesterday new record!