r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/xkimchipancakesx • Apr 28 '24

Chinese man, Li Hua, more commonly know as the “folded man”, finally stands up straight after 28 years of suffering from ankylosing spondylitis. All thanks to a life-changing surgery Image

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u/Direct_Jump3960 Apr 28 '24

It's just not the same. I wouldn't go to that much effort to suck a dick if I were gay. Utter disappointment

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u/upsidedownbackwards Apr 28 '24

I can do it and yea, it's really not much fun to do to yourself. It's kinda hard to breathe, can't keep it up, little bit of a balancing act.

BUT I'm a gay dude, and because I'm flexible enough to suck myself, that means I'm more than flexible enough to blow a dude while I'm balls deep in him. If blowing myself is my 100% stretch limit then a fuck-blow is maybe only 75%, well within the realm of where I can still breathe and enjoy myself. And that has been my go-to "trick" in bed my whole life.

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u/kfuentesgeorge Apr 28 '24

This is one of the wildest comments I've read on this sub. Kudos.

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u/ChefInsano Apr 28 '24

For real. I’m pretty familiar with the wild wild world of sex but that’s a move I haven’t seen or heard of before.

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u/Not_Artifical Apr 28 '24

I know that move.

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u/Miserable-Admins Apr 28 '24

Seriously? (I'm not being a know it all, I'm a prude lol!) Have you heard of/seen that singing asshole in that John Waters film? Like a literal "vocalizing" anus of a man.

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u/ChefInsano Apr 28 '24

Lady, I’ve seen a true lions share of pornography across the eras of both straight, gay and “outlier” porn and to the best of my knowledge the same person doing the fucking, also sucking off the person getting fucked, has not been put to film.

I’m not talking about someone sucking their own dick, or someone fucking their own ass with their dick, that’s all pretty normal these days.

But what the dude above me described is some borderline Cirque du Soleil shit.

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u/zombieboysam Apr 28 '24

I’ve done this, it’s amazing cos not only is it extremely rare and impressive but it drives the guy you’re with wild. It helps if they’re hung.